Is this board Canadian? Coz if its not...

Yes you are right -- we only brew two beers here.

So brewing beer is the ultimate basis for deciding which country is better? LOL

Once it comes down to "OUR BEER IS BETTER THAN YOUR'S" you know one side is basically admitting their country sucks.

btw...Sam Adams has more awards than any other beer on the planet. Made in America. You're all fighting for second again.

So now what? Do we argue about who gets more snow or who has more live moose per square mile or what?

I'm just curious as to why pro-Canadien Nationalism seems to originate with bashing the USA? Can't you beat your chest and feel Canadien pride without bashing your neighbors to the South?

I would say if you're Human to put him on Ignore!


As for the Millitary...... Are you kidding???????

Might I remind all of the Americans here that most movies are made in Canada? Not to mention most of the actors and actresses.

And 9/11 isn't a defence mechanism for Canadians. Al Quaida and the Taliban and all them aren't against "Freedom" and all that shit, they're against the US running amok and controlling how the world runs. The US government just says they're against freedom to keep the blind faith Americans have in their government intact.

Most Americans see the US as the "protector of democracy", when in fact, they are much more like the "guys that keep shit running the way they want it".

9/11 wouldn't be famous as the day the US got ass-raped by a bunch of towelheads if the United States wasn't so aggressive in trying to control how things work in the world.

The US acts as though they are on a mission from god.. sent here to keep the world in order. They throw their military into places that they don't belong. They get involved in other countries affairs... The US reminds me of the busy-body at work who's always getting on everyone elses nerves.

If anything, the US should throw out their military policy and re-write it to be more like Canada's. Canada believes in Peacekeeping, not policing. Why go into a country and fight with one side (the side that is more democratic and American-like), and wipe-out any one that doesn't agree with the US and their policies? Go in with your guns slung over your shoulders, wearing smiles and giving your rations to little kids, don't go in with your guns a'blazin, cammo paint on your face, eating your rations in front of 50 pound 15 year olds.

The US is much like ancient rome. They control things now, but ancient Rome fell at one point, and then the power shifted. The exact same thing will happen with the US one day (hopefully, sometime soon). I'd much rather have the British, who are more passive, then aggressive.

As far as the comment on Canada not being involved in Afghanistan, I'm happy we are almost completely pulled out. It isn't our war, it isn't Britians war. I don't even think it can be called a "war" at all.. It is America's fight, because the hate and attacks where directed at the United States and its inhabitants.. Sure, the people that hate the US disagree with the way most countries live, but they only disagree with how we live, not how we run the world. They didn't knock over some buildings because they don't like the idea of freedom, they knocked over some buildings because they (like everyone else) are sick and tired of the United States and all the bullshit it throws around on this planet.

My dislike of Canadians began in college. Prior to that I had never met a Canadian. Living in Washington State (or as some insist, Palestine) I had probably ran into a couple, but I had probably mistakenly assumed that the speech impediment and the eyes that set too far apart were a result of some inbreeding by the residents of Tumwater. A whole community of inbreeders. But I digress...

At the beginning of the fall semester, 3 girls (1 semiattractive, 2 buffalo) moved in across from us in our apartment complex. In retrospect I should have viewed what came next as a warning of what was to come. Before they did anything else, like build a nest for burrowing into at night, or shaving, they installed the prerequisite Canadian flag.

No big whoop I thought, exchange students.

Being Canadian they immediately began drinking, and I dont mean drinking, I mean DRINKING... it even startled me at first. Hell, I even thought it was a admirable trait... at first. And soon after one of my friends began banging one of the water buffalo, and another friend started procreating with the half decent one that had a voice as deep as a mans. unnerving.

It was right about now that I began to realize the massive chip that rests on all Canadians shoulders.

I saw someone ask them if they were Americans.

With their reaction you may very well have assumed he had just told them that he had just returned from raping their grandmothers, or the elders of the herd.

We all laughed at their reaction and were subsequently thrown out of their apartment. oh no. But not before I could streal some of their hay. But thats a whole different story.

Soon we began taunting them because we knew it got a reaction out of them. Sometimes very violent. We soon learned that the worse thing you can call a Canadian, is an American. They would sit around and moo about how Canada was great and that there was lots of grazing space and the sun felt good when it fell upon their coats. And of course each and every time we would inform them of the greatness of America, their basic Canadian education prevented them from arguing with us. So in true Canadian style they resorted to more drinking and violence... and we all got thrown out of the barn again.

This went on for a couple months before we started feeling like it was our patriotic duty to get them deported or at least make them voluntarily leave. So began the campaign.

Really, shouldnt use the word "campaign", it was much simpler to achieve than we had hoped.

I installed key trappers on their computers and had it email me the logs every night. And every night like clockwork, we had a fresh batch of boyfriend trouble, family trouble, school trouble, and best of all... lots of good ol fashioned Canuck inferiority induced American bashing sent to the herd back home.

We saved it up until we could see some patters and establish some good story lines... who was who, what was what, and then we began systematically emailing it to everyone they knew. What? Your boyfriend didnt know you were fucking someone else? He does now. Your American History professor doesnt know that you dislike Americans as much as you dislike bathing? He does now. Parents didnt know you liked to give blowjobs at parties... they... do ... now.

The devastation was swift and yielded almost instant results. One girl was back in the cattle car headed for home within a couple days. The remaining two didnt last much longer.

America was safe.

Jump ahead a couple years.

I am doing a year in Helsinki Finland as part of an exchange program.

Guess who else was there?

Canadians. Somehow they had scraped up enough money to send a few.

And the drinking begins.

I became friends with this kid named Neil, he was cool as hell, he couldnt help it he was Canadian. We would get piss drunk almost every night.

I decided to try my theory out on Neil and the rest of the herd. Sure enough, when asked if they were Americans, the reaction ranged from disbelief to horror and rage.

I also noticed that everything they had with them, or took with them on outings, had Canadian flags on them. I mean EVERYTHING. So I ask... "why all the Canadian flags Neil?" "So nobody will mistake me for being an American Labret." Yeah, god forbid someone mistake you belonging to the worlds largest super power... whatever turns your crank Neil.

And sure enough, everywhere we went, if another Canuck was within 5 miles, they would run over happy to see a fellow member of the herd. It was fun watching them sniff each other.

One night we were at a bar and several Finns joined us. I dont know why the Finns decided to start bashing Canada, maybe they know something we dont, but they did. In broken english, the Finns went on a rampage. Within 5 minutes Neil was crying. Seriously, crying. I felt bad, Neil was an ok guy, he couldnt help where he was from. He just didnt understand what all the hatred was aboot.

Canadians have a chip on their shoulder. A HUGE one. They live in the shadow of their big brother and it kills them. They get no recognition from the rest of the world. All they want it to be recognized... thats why they always use the "we are the best, the jewnited nations says so"... bleh bleh bleh. And when they get recognition, they are confused with Americans. Which REALLY kills them.

Nothing infuriates a Canadian more than confusing him with his Superior. Its fun, try it out.

Not this one again. Its cause we can pay you stupid ******s less than what we pay someone down here. Think Bubba, think!




You mean broke and non functional? Yeah, good plan.

You wouldnt have pulled out if your economy wasnt bankrupt.
What then?

They must breed 'em big AND dumb in detroit, eh Labret?

Canada has more respect from the world then the United States ever has. Deny it all you want, and continue to live in your "we're the greatest and everyone else is stupid" bubble, but the world knows otherwise. I wish I could get into the government here in Canada... I'd have a grand old time.

Did you even know that most of the cars in the States are built in Canada? Maybe we should stop exporting them.. I think it'd be hilarious to see you riding along the 405 freeway in a horse-drawn carriage.

Arguing with Labret is much like arguing with a dog. You get no intelligent response... All you get is a bunch of half-assed facts that don't have any truth behind them.

Funny -- as soon as we try to do that (i.e. Isreal v. the non-existant 'state')... the rest of the world starts to bitch -- including Canada.

LMAO!

The rest of the world starts to bitch because the US shouldn't be involved in the Isreal/Palestinian conflict. It was never their fight. They entered it un-invited and, for the most part, unwanted.

Fuck, this is the third time dingleberry.

WE pay YOU because YOU are BROKE and need the money. And we can get away with paying you less than an average American would demand.

Its the same reason we make things in Mexico and Taiwan. Thats the league you are in.

Be glad we give you a few dollars to buy hay and beer.

I say we let Americans build the cars and let you fuckers starve.

They bitch about us no matter what. If we intervene it's because we're intrusive and want to dominate the world, if we leave people alone it's because we're uncaring and not living up to our obligations to the world.

A friend of mine wrote a kickass summary of this once. I have it saved somewhere.

And current US policy was not to be involved -- 'til the rest of the free world started whining as usual.

Yes, Israel hates all the money we give them to live.