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I found my next wife!

08-14-2004, 02:00 AM

the chick in the white top.

21 yrs old.
fake tits but perfect. her dad is a plasric surgeon
mom is a doctor aswell.
comes from money, so she isnt a gold digger
i think she is the most beautiful girl ever... but i cant tell her what i do, so im gonna have to lie.

plus this goddess is seeing some moron that drives golf carts around for a living... washing them for customers and shit

what choo think?

shit i didnt enen tell the story lol

we went out on my boat with these 3 other chicks that work at the golf coarse.. was an awsome day, we all got hammerd big time... went to a bar and drank on the boat for hours and hours.

the girls got really wild and started taking off thier tops. her tits are perfect fake tits, i mean 100% grade A awsome damn and her face and her body are top notch... what a beautiful girl, i am in love with her

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08-14-2004, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

plus this goddess is seeing some moron that drives golf carts around for a living... washing them for customers and shit

that's an occupation??? hahaha - new job for GFY members

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08-14-2004, 02:02 AM

she's a keeper thats for sure!
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08-14-2004, 02:05 AM

she left her sunglasses in my boat( i think on purpuse) cause these other 2 chicks are trying to get her to dump the cart boy and hook up with me... if i get beat by a cart boy im going to be very sad lol

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08-14-2004, 02:08 AM

btw, i tried to get the tit pics, but the cell phone i was usuing was all fucked up and the shots suck when you are moving to fast... all grainy

they were kissing and lickin and feelin lol

what a great day i had, these are some really cool chicks..

took em out in newport beach harbor for a cruise

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08-14-2004, 02:09 AM

So I take it you asked her to go for a ride on your boat! Did you ask her out yet or whats the deal with you and her?
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08-14-2004, 02:12 AM

its always nice when u love someone for boobs, and she loves security... congarts.
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08-14-2004, 02:12 AM

cute.

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08-14-2004, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
its always nice when u love someone for boobs, and she loves security... congarts.

i actually do not love her for anything yet.. she is an awsome girl and beautiful. I would be a very lucky guy to be with her. but i also know Im a good catch, and if she doesnt realize it or whatever, so be it

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08-14-2004, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i actually do not love her for anything yet.. she is an awsome girl and beautiful. I would be a very lucky guy to be with her. but i also know Im a good catch, and if she doesnt realize it or whatever, so be it

change of subject: what now turned you into this emotional sak-o-slobber when only 3 wks ago or something you were playing the nazi card for attention.

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08-14-2004, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by kak_azn
So I take it you asked her to go for a ride on your boat! Did you ask her out yet or whats the deal with you and her?

since she has this boyfriend that all her friends are trying to get her to dump and get me in the picture.. i kinda haveto lay low and let things run its course.. i dont like getting involved in other peoples relationships, its not right, I have learned the hard way on that many times. finally learned my lesson

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08-14-2004, 02:16 AM

"So What Do you do for a living?"

And you answer.....?
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08-14-2004, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
change of subject: what now turned you into this emotional sak-o-slobber when only 3 wks ago or something you were playing the nazi card for attention.

<totally off topic> <tread-hyjacker>

i have always been an emotional guy.. the nazi racist crap was/is all a joke for attention, cant belive you people dont realize that yet...

anyways, yea i have liked this girl for almost 3 months now, but she has a boyfriend.. its fucking torture

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08-14-2004, 02:19 AM

that chick looks fucking great.. any pics without her sunnies on?
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08-14-2004, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by maxdaname
"So What Do you do for a living?"

And you answer.....?

'internet stuff' lol

i cant tell her yet

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08-14-2004, 02:19 AM

hot chick with loser boyfriend = loser boyfriend has 12" dick

You don't stand a chance

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08-14-2004, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i have always been an emotional guy.. the nazi racist crap was/is all a joke for attention, cant belive you people dont realize that yet...

anyways, yea i have liked this girl for almost 3 months now, but she has a boyfriend.. its fucking torture

thoroughly bored. attention whore.
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08-14-2004, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by Satisfaction
that chick looks fucking great.. any pics without her sunnies on?

i thought we had a few, but you know how some girls are using things with moving parts.. sometimes just dont work.. my cellphone camera was all we had and she couldnt use it..and we were so fucking drunk, i actually have lost memory of part of the night

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08-14-2004, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
hot chick with loser boyfriend = loser boyfriend has 12" dick

You don't stand a chance

unfortunately i would have to agree

its to bad, cause she could do so much better for herself

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08-14-2004, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
thoroughly bored. attention whore.

sorry that i am boring you

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08-14-2004, 02:24 AM

How many wives have you had?
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08-14-2004, 02:29 AM

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How many wives have you had?

never married

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08-14-2004, 02:31 AM

Originally posted by Groove
How many wives have you had?

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08-14-2004, 02:33 AM

Originally posted by =^..^=
that's an occupation??? hahaha - new job for GFY members

exactly

its laughable, but she sees something in him i guess. she could have any man she wanted.. thats what i dont under stand.. maybe he has a big dick who knows

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08-14-2004, 02:34 AM

bring her to vegas so i can bang her

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08-14-2004, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by tical
bring her to vegas so i can bang her

i am keeping as far from vegas as humanly possible!

NEVER NEVER will you sink your meat claws into this work of art!

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08-14-2004, 02:36 AM

shes sexy!

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08-14-2004, 02:36 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i am keepoing as far from vegas as humanly possible!

NEVER NEVER will you sink your meat claws into this work of art!

lol

haha, bring her friends then

c'mon trey, aint no fun if the homies can't have none

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08-14-2004, 02:37 AM

shit i almost forgot... when we are dancing around and shit all druk.. my ass was grabbed and so were my balls.... i have no clue who did it, but it was nice lol

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08-14-2004, 02:38 AM

She looks like a real hottie.. nice find. Now just hope she doesn't jerk you around painfully for the next few years.. and if you get married, get the pre-nup!
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08-14-2004, 02:59 AM

just out of curiosity - what does SHE do for a living?

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08-14-2004, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by EviLGuY
She looks like a real hottie.. nice find. Now just hope she doesn't jerk you around painfully for the next few years.. and if you get married, get the pre-nup!

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08-14-2004, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by =^..^=
just out of curiosity - what does SHE do for a living?

well

other than work part time at the golf course
not sure what else she does, didnt have a chance to ask.. damn im a moron. i need to ask her.. i need a bit more than a girl that works at a golf course.... she must goto school, or have some kinda plan

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08-14-2004, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
exactly

its laughable, but she sees something in him i guess. she could have any man she wanted.. thats what i dont under stand.. maybe he has a big dick who knows

maybe he is a good guy and that is why she is dating him.. maybe its not all about money with her.. she already has it and realizes it doesnt buy love. It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.
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08-14-2004, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
maybe he is a good guy and that is why she is dating him.. maybe its not all about money with her.. she already has it and realizes it doesnt buy love. It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.

the guy is an idiot and everyone thinks he is a loser. im sure he is based on her friends opinions

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08-14-2004, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
maybe he is a good guy and that is why she is dating him.. maybe its not all about money with her.. she already has it and realizes it doesnt buy love. It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.
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08-14-2004, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
the guy is an idiot and everyone thinks he is a loser. im sure he is based on her friends opinions

who the fuck is everyone? Who the fuck cares.. unless she says he is a loser and she wants to date you then all of this doesnt really matter.. quit obsessing like a fucking teenager and grow some balls...ask her out instead of taking pics of her on your boat and posting them on GFY so all the guys can tell you how hot she is
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08-14-2004, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
who the fuck is everyone? Who the fuck cares.. unless she says he is a loser and she wants to date you then all of this doesnt really matter.. quit obsessing like a fucking teenager and grow some balls...ask her out instead of taking pics of her on your boat and posting them on GFY so all the guys can tell you how hot she is

lol chill out

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08-14-2004, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
who the fuck is everyone? Who the fuck cares.. unless she says he is a loser and she wants to date you then all of this doesnt really matter.. quit obsessing like a fucking teenager and grow some balls...ask her out instead of taking pics of her on your boat and posting them on GFY so all the guys can tell you how hot she is

jealousy is a bitch aint it?

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08-14-2004, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
jealousy is a bitch aint it?

yes, you are clearly jealous she is not fucking you and doing a cart boy...sad isnt it.

sweetheart, I'm way past the jealous stage... I realize that there are lots of beautiful young hot women out there..I USED to be one of them.
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08-14-2004, 03:22 AM

21 ??

um.. she looks 35+
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08-14-2004, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
yes, you are clearly jealous she is not fucking you and doing a cart boy...sad isnt it.

sweetheart, I'm way past the jealous stage... I realize that there are lots of beautiful young hot women out there..I USED to be one of them.

me jealous of a cart boy? lolol

not at all. i have respect for peoples relationships or i would have been pounding her 2 months ago. would you want someone to move in on your man? didnt think so. its called respect

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08-14-2004, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
21 ??

um.. she looks 35+

are you blind?

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08-14-2004, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
well

other than work part time at the golf course
not sure what else she does, didnt have a chance to ask.. damn im a moron. i need to ask her.. i need a bit more than a girl that works at a golf course.... she must goto school, or have some kinda plan

oh this is easy - she's in porn ... and she's got you all figured out
thats why she's dating caddy boy and not you - she can pull the wool over his eyes - but she knows the chances of you spotting her last facial scene whilst sorting thru content are pretty good odds

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08-14-2004, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by =^..^=
oh this is easy - she's in porn ... and she's got you all figured out
thats why she's dating caddy boy and not you - she can pull the wool over his eyes - but she knows the chances of you spotting her last facial scene whilst sorting thru content are pretty good odds

you are a moron and a bit jealous i think. you only wished you looked as good as her on your best day.

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08-14-2004, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
me jealous of a cart boy? lolol

not at all. i have respect for peoples relationships or i would have been pounding her 2 months ago. would you want someone to move in on your man? didnt think so. its called respect

I guess your comment on me being jealous of some chick I dont even know seemed appropriate at the time.. but its not me on here telling everyone that i think some cart boy is a moron and a loser because I have the hots for his girl.. it seems to be you pal... you have showed the guy no respect with your comments about him on here... oh well.
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08-14-2004, 03:35 AM

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08-14-2004, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by =^..^=
oh this is easy - she's in porn ... and she's got you all figured out
thats why she's dating caddy boy and not you - she can pull the wool over his eyes - but she knows the chances of you spotting her last facial scene whilst sorting thru content are pretty good odds
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08-14-2004, 03:40 AM

fake tits means stupid whore (unless she had breast cancer)
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08-14-2004, 03:43 AM

Trey in love? Thats cute buddy Im there already

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