Has anyone seen Alien vs. Predator?

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  • touretts
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 242

    #1

    Has anyone seen Alien vs. Predator?

    if so, is it as crappy as the reviews say?


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  • Azlord
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 2651

    #2
    dude, PG-13? that should tell you right off the bat. how can u make that movie PG-13 with out it sucking balls?

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    • chri$tian
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 2468

      #3
      gotta be BAD....
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      • rickholio
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 1914

        #4
        I was really stoked about it a couple days ago, and then I heard some of the reviews... ouch.

        I might still check it out, but I'll wait for the cheap day. I don't want to sink a bunch of cash into a flick I'm going to walk out on half way through.
        ~

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        • NoCarrier
          We need more free porn
          • Mar 2002
          • 16356

          #5
          HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

          Reviews counted: 12
          Fresh: 1 Rotten: 11

          8%

          http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_vs_predator/

          "It's a murky, empty-headed dive into the depths of the Antarctic and the heart of monster movie cliches that leaves you praying for most of the cast to get killed off fast, to put them (and us) out of our misery."
          -- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

          C- "[AvP] is in desperate need of a bigger steel cage and a whole lot more smackdown."
          -- Bob Longino, ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION

          D+ "A transparent attempt to jumpstart two run-down franchises."
          -- Gary Dowell, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

          2/5 "Alien vs. Predator is a cool-looking lunchbox that's full of rocks."
          -- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM

          .5/4 "Who is the big winner in Alien Vs. Predator? Everyone who avoids going to see the film."
          -- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM

          .5/4 "'Whoever Wins...We Lose!' Thank you, Fox, for the truth in your advertising."
          -- Collin Souter, EFILMCRITIC.COM

          "Has been rendered impotent by the insane demands of a studio obsessed with the PG-13 rating. An attractive but empty horror-lite version."
          -- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

          1.5/4 "Uninspired, dull and utterly forgettable."
          -- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL

          2/5 "like watching a very non-scary, screeching, interstellar cockfight"
          -- Annette Cardwell, FILMCRITIC.COM


          HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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          • Rictor
            Old Timer
            • Jan 2001
            • 12208

            #6
            Everyone is saying it sucks.

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            • Slickcash Lisa
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              • Jul 2004
              • 233

              #7
              Originally posted by Rictor
              Everyone is saying it sucks.
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              • Stomped
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                • Nov 2003
                • 1105

                #8
                Did someone expected than this movie will be good?

                Paul Anderson is a terrible director, all of his movies sucked big time.
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                • Firehorse
                  Desire it and have it!!!
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 30767

                  #9
                  Damn, that is disappointing. I thought it may be worth watching, now I am not so sure?
                  MySweetEbony

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                  • maxdaname
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 5193

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NoCarrier

                    .5/4 "'Whoever Wins...We Lose!' Thank you, Fox, for the truth in your advertising."
                    -- Collin Souter, EFILMCRITIC.COM

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                    • NoCarrier
                      We need more free porn
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Firehorse
                      Damn, that is disappointing. I thought it may be worth watching, now I am not so sure?
                      For the love of God, don't go see that movie, Paul W.S. Anderson has to be stopped...

                      http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_vs_predator/

                      2/5 "Anderson (Resident Evil, Event Horizon, Mortal Kombat) has a thing for gamelike killing sprees. What he doesn't have is talent."
                      -- Roger Moore, ORLANDO SENTINEL

                      1.5/4 "Uninspired, dull and utterly forgettable."
                      -- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL


                      0.5/4 "Without a kinky moment towards the end where it seems like Alexa is going to lay a big wet one on a Predator, there's almost no reason to stay awake."
                      -- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL


                      2/5 "Once the running and screaming starts, the proceedings degenerate into a surprisingly Alien 3-like morass of claustrophobic sprints through dark corridors, punctuated by boogie beasts springing out of the shadows."
                      -- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE'S MOVIE GUIDE

                      "How many awful, monotonous, stupid movies does Anderson have to make before they take away his scissors and crayons?"
                      -- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

                      "Anderson is terrible at giving us our bearings; and he's the only franchise director who fails to generate even a drop of empathy for screaming people who have aliens erupting from their chests."
                      -- David Edelstein, SLATE

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                      • Marcus Aurelius
                        No Refunds Issued.
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 14809

                        #12
                        wheres ridley scott when you need him

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                        • cold_ice
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 3027

                          #13
                          Where's the download?

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                          • Greg B
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7014

                            #14
                            Dang! Glad I decided to wait til next week for the matinee to avoid the zit crowd!

                            Shame. Faster, cheaper has hit Hollywood again. Billions of dollars in advanced special effects and we're still plagued by bad writers, directors and money hungry producers.

                            The art tools may change but humanity doesn't. It should have had the aliens and predators attack a movie studio instead.

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                            • Volantt
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 745

                              #15
                              Save your money... trust me...
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                              "In the abscence of orders, go find something and kill it." - Erwin Rommel
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                              • Vic Lagina
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 1409

                                #16
                                Man. Bummer. This was a movie I actually wanted to see this summer, but when I hear all of this, I guess I'll wait until DVD.

                                I wasn't expecting anything great to begin with...just good eyecandy with a bearable plot, but it doesn't sound like I'll get even that!
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                                • Face (o_0)
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 2617

                                  #17
                                  ouch @ the reviews

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                                  • ParasiteTV
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 1067

                                    #18
                                    my goodness, u ask about alein VS preditor and you're actually wondering about the reviews...
                                    hehe.

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                                    • thekebie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 1046

                                      #19
                                      It is no Yu-Gi-Oh the movie.. Here is a review

                                      "If your pulse quickens when you hear lines like, 'Not so fast! I still have two cards face down, and they'll bring down your life points to a measly 1000!', then Yu-Gi-Oh is the movie you've been waiting for all summer."

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                                      • Satisfaction
                                        WootWootCash.com
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 10900

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Azlord
                                        dude, PG-13? that should tell you right off the bat. how can u make that movie PG-13 with out it sucking balls?
                                        knows the score.. thats like natural born killers being PG-13 :/

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