THIS JUST IN: Oracle_Porn posts another moronic thread
Welcome back to another stonking news bulletin from your very own GFY roving reporter.
Faxed in to our TJI newsdesk by the usual GFY porn surfers, we stumbled across another thread Oracle Porn started, and the critics again do not need to read the drivel! So bad was it, an insider said "I read the first three words and felt my soul draining away right out of my cock"...
Anoner GFY patron commented: "If I had a time machine, i'd go back in time 5 minutes and prevent myself from clicking the cursed thread.."
One of the posters was unfortunate to post to the thread and is critically ill in hospital. A doctor told us "He may pull through, but posting on a Oracle Porn thread is widely regarding as practically suicide. What a cockmunch...".
Whilst Oracle Porn was not available for comment as he was too busy having his 3rd tranny experience of the day, a spokesperson for him said "Oracle Porn is sorry from the bottom of his heart, which, being made of OJ simpsons dick-glue, is pretty fucking shallow. However, we pass on our deepest sympathies to the familes of those posters caught up in the thread. Right, I'm off to suck some cock now".
Mr. Lensman, owner of the GFY bulletin board was unavailable for comment due to pressing business issues at the current Internext show .
Faxed in to our TJI newsdesk by the usual GFY porn surfers, we stumbled across another thread Oracle Porn started, and the critics again do not need to read the drivel! So bad was it, an insider said "I read the first three words and felt my soul draining away right out of my cock"...
Anoner GFY patron commented: "If I had a time machine, i'd go back in time 5 minutes and prevent myself from clicking the cursed thread.."
One of the posters was unfortunate to post to the thread and is critically ill in hospital. A doctor told us "He may pull through, but posting on a Oracle Porn thread is widely regarding as practically suicide. What a cockmunch...".
Whilst Oracle Porn was not available for comment as he was too busy having his 3rd tranny experience of the day, a spokesperson for him said "Oracle Porn is sorry from the bottom of his heart, which, being made of OJ simpsons dick-glue, is pretty fucking shallow. However, we pass on our deepest sympathies to the familes of those posters caught up in the thread. Right, I'm off to suck some cock now".
Mr. Lensman, owner of the GFY bulletin board was unavailable for comment due to pressing business issues at the current Internext show .
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