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Funny surfer email i just received

08-12-2004, 04:18 AM

Message subject: HELP

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IM FROM SRI LANKA IM A BOY BUT I NEED TO BE A LADYBOY PLEASE HELP ME MY NAME IS JERALD PLEASE HELP ME I BEG YOU WHATE I WANT TO DO

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08-12-2004, 04:20 AM

LMAO i need to be a ladyboy

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08-12-2004, 04:23 AM

hehe I got this the other day.

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08-12-2004, 04:23 AM

nice guy!:-) lol

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08-12-2004, 04:35 AM

Oh to be a ladyboy.. don't laugh at my email!
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08-12-2004, 04:36 AM

I worry about my surfers sometimes
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08-12-2004, 04:41 AM

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08-12-2004, 05:21 AM

hehe... ladyboy

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08-12-2004, 05:27 AM

sell him ladyboy pills hehe
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08-12-2004, 05:28 AM

i got this yesterday

Sup dude, love the site. I have some questions. Do u have any chick fights on your site? I mean real chick fights? Also do u have muscular women porn,lol? I dig shit like that. And one more thing, Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog? If u do let me know when u post, or hell send them in my email.

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08-12-2004, 05:34 AM

Hehe, yous a ladyboy ladyboy.
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08-12-2004, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by fris
i got this yesterday

Sup dude, love the site. I have some questions. Do u have any chick fights on your site? I mean real chick fights? Also do u have muscular women porn,lol? I dig shit like that. And one more thing, Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog? If u do let me know when u post, or hell send them in my email.

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08-12-2004, 07:03 AM

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08-12-2004, 07:05 AM
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08-12-2004, 07:08 AM

My all time favorite surfer mail came from a lingerie site I built about 5 years back. It was all content we purchased but it had a personal touch like the girl on the front design owned the site. This one freak of a guy sent pictures, addresses, phone numbers proposals all the time for probably 2 months. Twas a good laugh. He poured on the Don Juan trying to get a date with "Heather".

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08-12-2004, 07:24 AM

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I have't visa or master card how can i acces the movies free of cost.

with best regards

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How can you exploit what god intended for a man and a woman
to do behind closed doors as a symbol of their love for each other
not for public viewing so please you filthy pigs never send me dis-
cussing garbage like this again and if I was you I would have a
little more respect for what is sacred if these whores need to do
these discussing acts limit it to movies or magazines decent people
like myself do not want to open their e-mail and find shit like this
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08-12-2004, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Darkystar
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or
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How can you exploit what god intended for a man and a woman
to do behind closed doors as a symbol of their love for each other
not for public viewing so please you filthy pigs never send me dis-
cussing garbage like this again and if I was you I would have a
little more respect for what is sacred if these whores need to do
these discussing acts limit it to movies or magazines decent people
like myself do not want to open their e-mail and find shit like this
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lol, she's probably voting for Bush

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08-12-2004, 03:35 PM

Don't laugh

The dude NEEDS to be a ladyboy

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08-12-2004, 03:37 PM

How can I send him some money?

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08-12-2004, 03:41 PM

the real question is why does he ask YOU how to become a LadyBoy?
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08-12-2004, 03:45 PM

I needed a good laugh and that did it!

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08-12-2004, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Message subject: HELP

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IM FROM SRI LANKA IM A BOY BUT I NEED TO BE A LADYBOY PLEASE HELP ME MY NAME IS JERALD PLEASE HELP ME I BEG YOU WHATE I WANT TO DO

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08-12-2004, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by nastyking
the real question is why does he ask YOU how to become a LadyBoy?

Probably because i had a "shemale" category on my site, wasn't it obvious?

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08-12-2004, 04:25 PM

lol, ladyboy...I'm ladykiller would be ok, but this...

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08-12-2004, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by fris
i got this yesterday
Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog?
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08-12-2004, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

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08-12-2004, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by huey
How can I send him some money?

Haha, somebody has some jokes up their sleeves.
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08-12-2004, 08:02 PM

Next time oracle send you one of his emails just tell him to work a little harder and he can do it himself...

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