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  • pornJester
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 6138

    #1

    I can see the headlines now...

    Online Porn Industry Eradicated By Multiple Hurricanes

    Monday August 16, 2004 - Multiple hurricanes hit south Florida hard this weekend. Weather systems that were predicted to veer off the Gulf coast of Florida were driven east due to an unanticipated cold front from the north west. This area hasn't seen such catastrophic damage since August of 1992, when Hurricane Andrew ripped across Dade County.

    Hit hardest were north Miami and south Broward County cities. In a horrifying display of Mother Nature's fury, the Westin Diplomat hotel on Hollywood beach was pounded by massive waves from the Atlantic and leveled by powerful wind forces.

    Last minute evacuations were underway but patrons of the online adult Internet trade show, Internext, that was underway at the Diplomat hotel, were reluctant to leave the area. Instead they decided to stock their rooms with alcohol and weather the storm.

    So far over 300 Diplomat guests have been reported missing and believed to have been washed out to sea. Among this list are key adult industry player and in some cases whole company staffs.

    In a statement released from Washington early today, Attorney General John A$hcr0ft briefly commented by saying, "Let God's will be done."

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    I called Miss Cleo and she faxed this over to me.


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  • JSA Matt
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 5464

    #2

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    • KRL
      Entrepreneur
      • Oct 2002
      • 31429

      #3


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      • fr8
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 5074

        #4
        lol. Well im sure that will make waves in this buisness. lol
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        • =^..^=
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 6935

          #5
          LMAO

          we were sititng here readin gabout the storm last night and reminiscing about last year - we were in one of those "tents" by the pool having a joint when this huge stoirm came up
          everyone went running - we just stayed in the tent smoking laughing our heads off
          #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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          • tyler86ed
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 543

            #6
            I'm not going, I'll pickup the extra sales

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            • mardigras
              Bon temps!
              • Feb 2003
              • 14194

              #7
              Originally posted by fr8
              lol. Well im sure that will make waves in this buisness. lol
              LOL! That is causing me surges of laughter
              .

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              • RAM
                They're all hookers, but mom!
                • Jan 2001
                • 7047

                #8
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                • pornJester
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 6138

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RAM
                  PornJester the writing machine.

                  Holer at your BOY !!!!
                  lol, holla back! It's on starting tomorrow night!


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                  • sixxxth_sense
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 2430

                    #10
                    thats was fucking great man, u got some tallent!

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                    • Oracle Porn
                      Affiliate
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11


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                      • EviLGuY
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 12745

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pornJester
                        Online Porn Industry Eradicated By Multiple Hurricanes

                        Monday August 16, 2004 - Multiple hurricanes hit south Florida hard this weekend. Weather systems that were predicted to veer off the Gulf coast of Florida were driven east due to an unanticipated cold front from the north west. This area hasn't seen such catastrophic damage since August of 1992, when Hurricane Andrew ripped across Dade County.

                        Hit hardest were north Miami and south Broward County cities. In a horrifying display of Mother Nature's fury, the Westin Diplomat hotel on Hollywood beach was pounded by massive waves from the Atlantic and leveled by powerful wind forces.

                        Last minute evacuations were underway but patrons of the online adult Internet trade show, Internext, that was underway at the Diplomat hotel, were reluctant to leave the area. Instead they decided to stock their rooms with alcohol and weather the storm.

                        So far over 300 Diplomat guests have been reported missing and believed to have been washed out to sea. Among this list are key adult industry player and in some cases whole company staffs.

                        In a statement released from Washington early today, Attorney General John A$hcr0ft briefly commented by saying, "Let God's will be done."

                        -------------------

                        I called Miss Cleo and she faxed this over to me.
                        My spiritual advisor said the same thing.

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                        • NoCarrier
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 16356

                          #13

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                          • NoCarrier
                            We need more free porn
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 16356

                            #14
                            Originally posted by EviLGuY
                            My spiritual advisor said the same thing.
                            Was the spiritual advisor another person or yourself from a dream?

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