Open Position ($60K/Year + bonuses)

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  • TheMob?
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 8584
    #1

    Open Position ($60K/Year + bonuses)

    I need someone to kick me when I'm lazy. Someone that makes sure I'm working and not procrastinating when I should be working.

    Your skills should include:

    -Blocking of GFY on my computers and making sure I don't get around it

    I think that's it already.

    Please post your resumes in this thread only please.

    Thanks.
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    • uchase/webpry
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2004
      • 2085
      #2
      ok

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        • Raven
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 6874
          #3
          I'm the best professional nag in the world.
          Raven

          ~RETIRED~

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            • TheMob?
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 8584
              #4
              Originally posted by uchase/webpry
              ok
              sig whore. this is a serious job opening.

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                • enter »
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 2362
                  #5
                  This means gfy is costing you more than 60K a year to make this cost effective.

                  Get to work !
                  «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

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                    • slapass
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 14625
                      #6
                      I need one of these people too.

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                        • Buzz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1908
                          #7
                          ok
                          I'm Qualified anti-GFY supervisor/virtual ass-kicker

                          Expenses:
                          I charge $1.25 per ass-kicking email (something like "Stop jerking around, you lazy pig. I'm tired of your dumbass mf crap behavior. If you don't move your ass you'll finish your life being a crack whore. ")
                          $0.89 per short ICQ message (sounds like "Stop doing this and do that")

                          $4 per hour of GFY surfing and kicking your ass out of the board


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                            • dennisthemenace
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 2668
                              #8
                              I can help you accomplish things - I'm like the poor man's Tony Robbins.
                              All the best to you

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                                • pxxx
                                  First African GFY Member
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 12114
                                  #9
                                  Ok, im going to make sure you wont do all that shit.`

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                                    • budz
                                      Disruptive Innovator
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 4230
                                      #10
                                      edit your hosts file located in:

                                      Windows XP = C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
                                      Windows 2K = C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
                                      Win 98\ME = C:\WINDOWS

                                      add this:

                                      127.0.0.1 gofuckyourself.com






                                      Give me your AIM/ICQ and I can harass you at random intervals for 60k ;)
                                      C:\Code\
                                      C:\Code\Run\

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