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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    WTF? went to a psychic today...

    anway she reads your future with cards and what not....

    I didn't tell her shit about me, she told me that I'm going to move somewhere (which I am) and this move won't be good for me, and I'm going to go to jail...wtf...

    she said that I should forget about the move, and stay where I'm at and good things will happen....

    I don't wanna stay here...wtf...she got me scared


  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    Move into a friends place for a night and take a trip to the nearest jail. She didn't say that you would be locked up did she?

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    • InsaneMidget
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      • May 2002
      • 3767

      #3
      gay

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
        and I'm going to go to jail...wtf...

        Good thing you have lots of practice cornholing

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        • egonetworks
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          • Jan 2004
          • 6706

          #5
          Yeah - stay in your moms basement dood

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          • juicylinks
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            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by spunky1
            Good thing you have lots of practice cornholing

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            • Veterans Day
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              • Jul 2003
              • 8403

              #7
              lol those are 50/50 responses, either your moving or your not, you either go to jail or your not.
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              • pxxx
                First African GFY Member
                • Mar 2004
                • 12114

                #8
                I don't believe in none of that shit, i don't care how much information the lady tells me about myself.

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                • MT_Butterfly
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 687

                  #9
                  Most psychic's take "stabs" in the dark...and if they make enough guesses, something will be right. I.E. "you're going to meet someone special..." or "you'll meet a stranger who will change your life..." or "be prepared for big changes in your life..." or "money will become a major concern for you...."

                  We can make anything a psychic or horoscope tell us come true for ourselves, just by creating our own destiny.

                  You can believe her and hide in fear or move on and create your own destiny. The choice is yours.
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                  • Oracle Porn
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sickkittens
                    Move into a friends place for a night and take a trip to the nearest jail. She didn't say that you would be locked up did she?
                    ya dude, locked up


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                    • Doctor Dre
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692

                      #11
                      Originally posted by spunky1
                      Good thing you have lots of practice cornholing


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                      • Oracle Porn
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 24433

                        #12
                        Originally posted by spunky1
                        Good thing you have lots of practice cornholing
                        you tought me good master cottege farter.


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                        • Sosa
                          In Tushy Land
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 40149

                          #13
                          lol, you are fucked!

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                          • Theo
                            HAL 9000
                            • May 2001
                            • 34515

                            #14
                            i hope you didnt pay her after such predictions

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                            • fr8
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 5074

                              #15
                              Prove her wrong and move. But what if she is right?
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                              • Oracle Porn
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 24433

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fr8
                                Prove her wrong and move. But what if she is right?
                                I'm moving anyhow....but now I'm just scared....


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                                • MandyBlake
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 17761

                                  #17
                                  Why did you go to a psychic anyway?
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                                  • MT_Butterfly
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 687

                                    #18
                                    Dang, don't give that much power to another person....to scare you like that.
                                    Unless, of course you like to be scared, or you want an excuse to not move or you are addicted to chaos and worry. Then go for it...be miserable and scared. It's your life.
                                    No sig for you!

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                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 24433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                      Why did you go to a psychic anyway?
                                      It was my first time, and I'm a curious person.


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                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 24433

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MT_Butterfly
                                        Dang, don't give that much power to another person....to scare you like that.
                                        Unless, of course you like to be scared, or you want an excuse to not move or you are addicted to chaos and worry. Then go for it...be miserable and scared. It's your life.
                                        I don't want an excuse not to move, actually probebly nothing will stop me from moving....


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                                        • Theo
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 34515

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                          It was my first time, and I'm a bicurious person.
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                                          • Jace
                                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 35562

                                            #22
                                            i went to a psychic last week...wierd

                                            the lady I went to was right on about every single thing....and the session was 1 hour...there was nothing vague about this lady, she hit the nail on the head with everything she said

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                                            • Jace
                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 35562

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MT_Butterfly
                                              Most psychic's take "stabs" in the dark...and if they make enough guesses, something will be right. I.E. "you're going to meet someone special..." or "you'll meet a stranger who will change your life..." or "be prepared for big changes in your life..." or "money will become a major concern for you...."

                                              We can make anything a psychic or horoscope tell us come true for ourselves, just by creating our own destiny.

                                              You can believe her and hide in fear or move on and create your own destiny. The choice is yours.
                                              actually, that is not true

                                              the lady I went to last week told me this right off, first thing:

                                              "you have a person that just recently moved to the area, the past 6 months...he just came from a place more north than here...you have known him in the past but it has been quite some time that you have seen him...his interests are in the arts and music like you...you will grow a very strong relationship with this person, but not partners...."

                                              it freaked me out, because last saturday I ran into a friend that moved from cincinatti to atlanta 4 months ago, he is a producer and dj of electronic music...we were already in talks to work on some music together the night we ran into each other

                                              needless to say, it was cool as fuck

                                              she did that about 5 times in the session, VERY exact shit....and VERY VERY right

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                                              • Spunky
                                                I need a beer
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                but now I'm just scared....
                                                Yea ..some of those Black men have Huge Cocks

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                                                • Oracle Porn
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 24433

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                  Yea ..some of those Black men have Huge Cocks
                                                  sounds like you are talking from experience.


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                                                  • MT_Butterfly
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 687

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                    actually, that is not true

                                                    the lady I went to last week told me this right off, first thing:

                                                    "you have a person that just recently moved to the area, the past 6 months...he just came from a place more north than here...you have known him in the past but it has been quite some time that you have seen him...his interests are in the arts and music like you...you will grow a very strong relationship with this person, but not partners...."

                                                    it freaked me out, because last saturday I ran into a friend that moved from cincinatti to atlanta 4 months ago, he is a producer and dj of electronic music...we were already in talks to work on some music together the night we ran into each other

                                                    needless to say, it was cool as fuck

                                                    she did that about 5 times in the session, VERY exact shit....and VERY VERY right
                                                    I have no doubt that there are people out there with real psychic abilities. In fact, I think that true psychic experiences are under-rated and blown off. It sounds like you had an awesome experience with yours and that rocks. Kind of gave me goosebumps reading what you said.
                                                    I also think the majority of the "paid" psychic's are fakes. I contacted a psychic network about doing some calls for them and they basically told me what I said. Most people just want someone to talk to...and I could make general predictions and based on the person's reactions, know if I was close to the truth or not and go from there. It was obviously a big scam and I didn't participate. Maybe the "face to face" psychics are different from the 1-900 scams that are out there. I would just never let another person determine my future based on what she or he said. Do what you want and take responsibility for your actions...if you do something illegal than you can eventually expect to end up in jail. Right?
                                                    No sig for you!

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                                                    • hydro
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 4216

                                                      #27
                                                      if she could tell the future she would have won the lottery

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                                                      • jojojo
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 2318

                                                        #28
                                                        psychics arent real dude - its a complete scam - they use something called "cold reading"

                                                        educate yourself before you have a heart attack lol:
                                                        http://www.skeptics.com.au/journal/coldread.htm
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                                                        • NoCarrier
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 16356

                                                          #29
                                                          It's amazing, the psychic didn't commit suicide after your visit. Are you sure it was not an hallucination?

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