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Old 06-27-2002, 11:39 PM  
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The Girl At the Pond.

Since I got back from vacation two days ago, ive looked at the pics from the vacation of me and FUCK, its become clear to me its time to start working out!

So two days ago I began jogging. I run around the lake, and the park in the area here, and I noticed this girl at the pond feeding the ducks in the morning.

Its sad casue she's cute, clean looking, but she has no arms and no legs. Real sad.

I was tired so I sat down at the bench next to her. I started to talk to her. Real nice gal. We really clicked.

As I began to leave, she asked me for a hug goodbye. She said she had never been huged by a man before.
I felt kind of awkward, but she was nice so I picked her up gave her a hug and set her back down. I finished my jog and went home.


Well the next morning I went for a jog again. I took the same route, around the pond, and there she was again! The girl with no arms and no legs sitting along the pond feeding the ducks.

I say hello, and once again we start to talk. This is kinda cool.
As I start to leave she asks me for a hug again and i give it to her.

As im hugging her, she tells me that shes never been kissed by a guy before. She asks if I could just kiss her once. On the cheek of course. I mean what do i do? I feel sorry for the gal. She has no legs, no arms, and she is sooo sweet. So I give her a peck on the cheek, hug her and set her down, and go on my way back home.
Just strange. Yet I kinda feel good being so nice.


So today, day 3 of my joging workout, I go and jog along the lake to the pond again. HOLY SHIT! SHES THERE AGAIN! THREE DAYS IN A ROW! LIKE SHE KNOWS IM COMING!

So I sit down talk to her, the usual. Then I start to leave. This time i dont want to hug her, so I try to sneak off.

She yells HEY! I turn, and say yes?

She says "Ive never been fucked before by a guy"..

And you guys know me, Mr. Boneprone always saying I
"fucked her" and never turning down a fuck. Sooo,


So I walk over to her, pick her up, and throw her in the pond, and scream at her:

"Now You're Fucked!"



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