I've met neither from this board.
If I had to base it on posts, I'd probably also say neither.
If I had to base it on posts with a gun to my head, probably MetaMan, due to more coherent text.
If I had to base it on posts with a gun to my head and a super hot chick sucking my dick, like in "Swordfish", I'd nut as fast as I can and then let the bullet rip through my skull.
