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  • strats
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2004
    • 1805
    #1

    I haven't been laid for 3 years

    And I've never had good sex. pretty cool eh



    causing serious irreversable damage
    ...


    stupid wtf wtf wtf so just wtf fuck

    just pisses me the fuck off. Im hot, what thefuck, all these bitches need to stop eating onions, shut the fuck up, turn off the tv then come over and suck my dick
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    • Jakke PNG
      ex-TeenGodFather
      • Nov 2001
      • 20306
      #2
      stop eating onions?
      ..and I'm off.

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        • strats
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2004
          • 1805
          #3
          But they cant ... poor women... ill mold you correctly eventually

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            • strats
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2004
              • 1805
              #4
              onions are sick dude. onions, garlic, cheese, basically cespool stuff

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                • TheMob?
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 8584
                  #5
                  why don't you rub one out and get back to work now will ya?

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                    • strats
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1805
                      #6
                      Yes boss : P

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                        • the real magoo
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 1637
                          #7
                          Find a dictionary and look up the word "prostitute".

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                            • Hue G. Pness
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 1237
                              #8
                              Stop being a net surf addict. Step back away from the net. Go out and see real people face to face. It might take some time but you might meet a non-keyboard "woman" and actually hook up..

                              Stop being a surfer. Your dreams here are only elusive shadows.

                              Log off, put the microwave food aside and go to a park or something. You will be suprised.
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                                • EviLGuY
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 12745
                                  #9
                                  You must be fucked in the head if you can't get laid in 3 years.

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                                    • AGF
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 971
                                      #10
                                      I fell sorry for you mate
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                                        • r0nin
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 415
                                          #11


                                          All you need man

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                                            • TweetyBird
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 8532
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TheMob?
                                              why don't you rub one out and get back to work now will ya?
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                                                • ClamSmacker
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                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 677
                                                  #13
                                                  I can send you the roll of carpet I have in the shed , it's looking to get laid

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                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 40377
                                                      #14
                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                        • =^..^=
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 6935
                                                          #15
                                                          wow that's rare
                                                          the only person i know who went longer than that without sex was my hubby before we got married. but that was by choice
                                                          he waited 4 years for me to come home and marry him

                                                          i was gonna make him wait out another 10
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                                                            • SS396chevelleSS
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 1692
                                                              #16
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                                                                • Pornopat
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 10598
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by =^..^=
                                                                  wow that's rare
                                                                  the only person i know who went longer than that without sex was my hubby before we got married. but that was by choice
                                                                  he waited 4 years for me to come home and marry him

                                                                  i was gonna make him wait out another 10
                                                                  You are worth the wait.
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                                                                    • Platinumpimp
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                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 10214
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by r0nin


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                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 27360
                                                                          #19
                                                                          U must be soooooo ugly!
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                                                                            • bjjb
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 13074
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                              You must be fucked in the head if you can't get laid in 3 years.
                                                                              Well after 9 years I guess im REALLY fucked in the head then Im just picky and waiting for Miss Right. Seriosly tho, I havent met a woman in real life in that ammount of time I wanna sleep with. Does that make me a loser? Maybe, but im reasonably happy and have tons of porn to keep me happy till I meet her.

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                                                                                • Mr Dickovitch
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 1070
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by strats
                                                                                  And I've never had good sex. pretty cool eh



                                                                                  causing serious irreversable damage
                                                                                  ...


                                                                                  stupid wtf wtf wtf so just wtf fuck

                                                                                  just pisses me the fuck off. Im hot, what thefuck, all these bitches need to stop eating onions, shut the fuck up, turn off the tv then come over and suck my dick
                                                                                  It is time someone was honest with you. The reason you never get laid is because you are psycho. The end.

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                                                                                    • pxxx
                                                                                      First African GFY Member
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 12114
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      tell her to Lay off on the onions.

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                                                                                        • Goatse
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 2086
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                                          You must be fucked in the head if you can't get laid in 3 years.
                                                                                          Or very ugly, which is my problem.

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                                                                                            • Evil Chris
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                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 13248
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I feal bad for you guy ... very bad
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                                                                                                    • Bigfuck
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 4961
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Time to start looking at a realdoll

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                                                                                                        • pxxx
                                                                                                          First African GFY Member
                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                          • 12114
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Then its about that time that you pay for sex.

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                                                                                                            • zzgundamnzz
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                              • 6102
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Bigfuck
                                                                                                              Time to start looking at a realdoll
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                                                                                                                • axelcat
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 25450
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by r0nin


                                                                                                                  All you need man

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                                                                                                                    • ModelPerfect
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 2862
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 40377
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ModelPerfect
                                                                                                                          "wanna get a pizza and fuck? ...what's the matter? don't you like pizza?"
                                                                                                                          -the only line you'll ever need.
                                                                                                                          lol
                                                                                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              It's time for you to pay for it then


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                                                                                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 40377
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by strats
                                                                                                                                  And I've never had good sex. pretty cool eh



                                                                                                                                  causing serious irreversable damage
                                                                                                                                  ...


                                                                                                                                  stupid wtf wtf wtf so just wtf fuck

                                                                                                                                  just pisses me the fuck off. Im hot, what thefuck, all these bitches need to stop eating onions, shut the fuck up, turn off the tv then come over and suck my dick
                                                                                                                                  I hope things improved already for you
                                                                                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                                                    • salesman
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1534
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      such a loser... lol

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                                                                                                                                        • AliGbone
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 547
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          now dats a long ass time
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                                                                                                                                            • sniperwolf
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 17743
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              u sure it's been three years? or you just forgot how to count days?
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                                                                                                                                                • alexg
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 11287
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  how old are you?

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                                                                                                                                                    • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                      • 6184
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      that's a long time . I'm sorry for you

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                                                                                                                                                        • M0nk
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                          • 3502
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          rent some whores!!
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                                                                                                                                                            • Dman
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                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 32
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              damn sucks to be you. Try Craigslist!...lmao!
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                                                                                                                                                                • 1337DK
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                                                                  • 65
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
                                                                                                                                                                  Stop being a net surf addict. Step back away from the net. Go out and see real people face to face. It might take some time but you might meet a non-keyboard "woman" and actually hook up..

                                                                                                                                                                  Stop being a surfer. Your dreams here are only elusive shadows.

                                                                                                                                                                  Log off, put the microwave food aside and go to a park or something. You will be suprised.
                                                                                                                                                                  Why meet real people? Internet is for pr0n :D

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                                                                                                                                                                  Now go fuck yourself
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                                                                                                                                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 25463
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Vick!
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6882
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Get the hell out of your cubical and go to bar. MySpace is not gonna get ya laid.

                                                                                                                                                                          anyways, whats update after 3 years?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • AdultHardcore
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 338
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Phone sex would be a better change for you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • D
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 7412
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Onions?

                                                                                                                                                                                  wtf, indeed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                                                                                      I hope things improved already for you
                                                                                                                                                                                      What possessed you to bump this thread from 2004?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • needlive
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 2191
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by r0nin


                                                                                                                                                                                          All you need man
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • psili
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 5526
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                              What possessed you to bump this thread from 2004?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Old nick same issues?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • StarkReality
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4444
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well after 9 years I guess im REALLY fucked in the head then Im just picky and waiting for Miss Right. Seriosly tho, I havent met a woman in real life in that ammount of time I wanna sleep with. Does that make me a loser? Maybe, but im reasonably happy and have tons of porn to keep me happy till I meet her.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, either you got a very unusual taste, you live far away from any civilization or there is something wrong with your eyes. I'd bang approximately 5% of all women I see without any hesitation. I don't, because I have a wonderful girlfriend, but hey, I would...especially after 9 years even ugly chicks can become very attractive

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 42635
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe you should shave and botox your balls?

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