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  • Eric
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2000
    • 8818

    #1

    The Ultimate Dear John!

    This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
    man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

    A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
    letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

    two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

    AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

    So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
    to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
    find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
    without) to his girl friend with the following note:
    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
    and send the rest back."
    No One
  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2

    AWESOME

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    • fr8
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 5074

      #3


      Ultimate burn. Very very nice. Im sure she got real pissed.
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      • Shortbread
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        • Dec 2003
        • 2181

        #4

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        • MandyBlake
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          • Nov 2002
          • 17761

          #5
          Very nice!
          Good for him!
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          • Webmaster_Logic
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 1886

            #6
            Hey man aint you the mod on here? why dont you take care of a of this idiot on here . I am refering to Big G

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            • Oracle Porn
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              • Oct 2002
              • 24433

              #7
              fucking nice....
              although the girl is a fucking c.unt


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              • Gheenz
                Here's Your Sign
                • Oct 2003
                • 2410

                #8
                Damn good burn! Good for him!
                Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                • Jimmie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 872

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                  This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
                  man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

                  A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
                  letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

                  two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

                  AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

                  So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
                  to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
                  find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
                  without) to his girl friend with the following note:
                  "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
                  and send the rest back."
                  LMFAO!!!!!
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                  • mailman
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 6311

                    #10
                    hahaha NICE!

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                    • Eric
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 8818

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
                      Hey man aint you the mod on here? why dont you take care of a of this idiot on here . I am refering to Big G

                      email me with threads where he is breaking rules.
                      No One

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                      • boobmaster
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 6185

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                        email me with threads where he is breaking rules.
                        Yes! Justice, finally!

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                        • Vanilla
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 8097

                          #13
                          Very Nice!!!!
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                          • Webmaster_Logic
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1886

                            #14
                            Originally posted by boobmaster
                            Yes! Justice, finally!
                            Anwser your icq man

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                            • jwerd
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 1953

                              #15
                              omg that's fucking awesome!
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                              • boobmaster
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6185

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
                                Anwser your icq man
                                doing that now. Sorry!

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                                • Shoehorn!
                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22872

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                  This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
                                  man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

                                  A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
                                  letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

                                  two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

                                  AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

                                  So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
                                  to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
                                  find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
                                  without) to his girl friend with the following note:
                                  "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
                                  and send the rest back."
                                  HAHAHA, genius.

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                                  • Eric
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2000
                                    • 8818

                                    #18
                                    That bitch got what she deserved!
                                    No One

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                                    • taboo_dude
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 707

                                      #19


                                      she deserved it.
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                                      • EviLGuY
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 12745

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                        This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
                                        man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

                                        A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
                                        letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

                                        two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

                                        AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

                                        So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
                                        to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
                                        find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
                                        without) to his girl friend with the following note:
                                        "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
                                        and send the rest back."
                                        LOL.. thats great, but it doesn't sound too "believeable".

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                                        • tyler86ed
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 543

                                          #21

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                                          • bringer
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                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 13082

                                            #22
                                            posted a month ago
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                                            • Doctor Dre
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 51692

                                              #23
                                              Ok that's like the thread of the day
                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
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                                              • BMI Lace
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                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 16116

                                                #24


                                                That is great
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                                                • squeezeboobs
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                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • TheMob?
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                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 8584

                                                    #26
                                                    That's been posted like a million times. It's worth a repost, I'm just saying I shouldn't spend so damn much time on GFY.

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                                                    • Drake
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12508

                                                      #27

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                                                      • eiht_98
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                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 6103

                                                        #28

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                                                        • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 9492

                                                          #29
                                                          haha LOL

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                                                          • WombRaider
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 159

                                                            #30


                                                            That's hilarious!!
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                                                            • supremephxrce
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                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 96

                                                              #31
                                                              good shit


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                                                              • xxxoutsourcing
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32

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                                                                • ModelPerfect
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                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nice
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                                                                  • MickeyG
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                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 4134

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • Paul Markham
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                                                                      • Jun 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Nice one.



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                                                                      • Spunky
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                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 133978

                                                                        #36
                                                                        That was good

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                                                                        • Roald
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                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 27910

                                                                          #37
                                                                          haha that will teach her


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