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08-09-2004, 01:37 PM

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#102

08-09-2004, 01:39 PM

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funny but its all true

I don't think it's supposed to be funny.
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08-09-2004, 01:40 PM

this guide is worth 0! oracle porn never got laid and yet he's teaching the kids on GFY. The only time oracle got laid was when he waas 6 and his friend forced him to suck'm off! TRUE FUCKING STORY AS TOLD BY ORACLE HIMSELF

please this fucking fag!

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#104

08-09-2004, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
this guide is worth 0! oracle porn never got laid and yet he's teaching the kids on GFY. The only time oracle got laid was when he waas 6 and his friend forced him to suck'm off! TRUE FUCKING STORY AS TOLD BY ORACLE HIMSELF

please this fucking fag!

come back when you can make more then 2 sales a day.

and when I said I'll post more once this thread reaches 100, I really ment 200.
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#105

08-09-2004, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by cosis
guide to getting laid

show a stacks of 100 dollars bills to girl
insert penis into vagina

Funniest post I have seen for a week.
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#106

08-09-2004, 01:49 PM

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Why would we accept advice from a virgin?

dont you have to make some phone calls to the cops about a model being 1 hour late...fucking idiot.
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#107

08-09-2004, 01:54 PM

quote:Originally posted by Paul Waters
Why would we accept advice from a virgin?

dont you have to make some phone calls to the cops about a model being 1 hour late...fucking idiot.

We hit a sore spot...... No doubt remains!

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#108

08-09-2004, 01:56 PM

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quote:Originally posted by Paul Waters
Why would we accept advice from a virgin?

dont you have to make some phone calls to the cops about a model being 1 hour late...fucking idiot.

We hit a sore spot...... No doubt remains!

you are a true moron, l'm pretty sure I got laid more times then you did...(without paying for it, like you do)
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#109

08-09-2004, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
and sometimes those "club hoes" can surprise you...

Filming trannytrick.com footage?

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#110

08-09-2004, 01:59 PM

this page 2 is way too funny!! hahaha, omg OraclePorn the shit u bring onto ur self!
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08-09-2004, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by Steen2
Filming trannytrick.com footage?
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#113

08-09-2004, 03:59 PM

Good luck with that info
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#114

08-09-2004, 04:27 PM

there is nothing unsexier than a guy who's trying too hard
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#115

08-09-2004, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by PlayGirl
there is nothing unsexier than a guy who's trying too hard

hehehe...and there's nothing funnier that a girl I want to fuck trying to get me in bed while I'm playing hard to get...
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02-27-2005, 02:05 PM

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02-27-2005, 02:06 PM

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#118

02-27-2005, 02:10 PM

Nice tranny pic lol

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#119

02-27-2005, 02:16 PM

uh, only fags dance.
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#120

02-27-2005, 02:23 PM

Wow! Classic Oracle moment!
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#121

02-27-2005, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

come back when you can make more then 2 sales a day.

and when I said I'll post more once this thread reaches 100, I really ment 200.

LoL this will be price less

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#122

02-27-2005, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

well im not gonna bullshit too much, lets start:

go out to a club.
before you go there.... prepare....

1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.

2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.

3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.

4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.

go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.

never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.

when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.

when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.

once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.

get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.

once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....

in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....

more when this thread hits 100 posts...

guys he's 100% right
I did see him in clubs in he gets laid alot!

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#123

02-27-2005, 02:41 PM

Thats funny thread
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#124

02-27-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Raf1

I don't use gel (my hair is about 3-4mm), I get drunk as fuck, rarely dance and somehow I usually come home with a pretty hot chick. There is no recipe for picking up girls. Some like metrosexual fags, some like men...

stop lying please no one believes you
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02-27-2005, 03:42 PM

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#127

02-27-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Hung

stop lying please no one believes you

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#128

02-27-2005, 03:48 PM

lol, blast from the past.

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#129

02-27-2005, 03:49 PM

Wow, this thread is going completely nowhere, but its takng awhile!

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#130

02-27-2005, 04:40 PM

Those tips sound effective.
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#131

02-27-2005, 08:33 PM

This is some funny stuff, if your in a dance club then dance very enlightening.

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#132

02-27-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Babagirls

4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
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bullshit. a lot of girls love the nice jeans, comfy but nice lookin white shirt and a (CLEAN! not covered in old sweat stains & dirt) baseball hat.

trust me.

Whenever I see a guy in a baseball cap in a club I automatically assume he's bald.

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#133

02-27-2005, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Fizzgig

Whenever I see a guy in a baseball cap in a club I automatically assume he's bald.

if yo go to hip hop / jungle events, you'll see half the crowd wearing a hat
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#134

02-27-2005, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....

..

I bet you buy about 30-40 drinks a night yet you come home and pull the twinkie...
what a loser...

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