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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    I have good news and bad news

    Which do you want to hear first?

    Steve Lightspeed
    Abra-cadabra!
  • marzzo
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 2134

    #2
    good
    4 5 zero - 2 2 - nine nine nine

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    • wyldblyss
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 5779

      #3
      I'll take the good news...and just pretend there is no bad news.

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      • MickeyG
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 4134

        #4
        good

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        • axelcat
          Adult Locals
          • Jun 2002
          • 25450

          #5
          bad news first

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          • PerfectionGirls
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 4484

            #6
            Hit us with both at the same time
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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67369

              #7
              Give us the bad first

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              • loverboy
                When it rains, it pours
                • May 2003
                • 20609

                #8
                shoot

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                • Minte
                  Babemeister
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7081

                  #9
                  The tension is building!
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                  • Phoenix
                    BACON BACON BACON
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 35475

                    #10
                    ill take it both at once please
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                    • SirSmokeALot
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 1413

                      #11
                      bad news
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                      • JSA Matt
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 5464

                        #12
                        Any news is better than fake hype...

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                        • jact
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 9134

                          #13
                          I've heard both and I'm not sure I wanted to hear either, scary!
                          Free agent

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                          • LadyMischief
                            Orgasms N Such!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18135

                            #14
                            It's only partly bad news.. both at once, Steve

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                            • titmowse
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 5320

                              #15
                              bad first but only if the good is really good.
                              I still love everybody

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                              • Shok
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 5611

                                #16
                                the good news is that the doctor removed that big ass ear mite out of sykkboy's ear.

                                the bad news is that it was a female

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                                • Donny
                                  As you wish...
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 13754

                                  #17
                                  Spill it already. Sheesh!

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                                  • titmowse
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 5320

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Shok
                                    the good news is that the doctor removed that big ass ear mite out of sykkboy's ear.

                                    the bad news is that it was a female
                                    I still love everybody

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                                    • Paul Waters
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 4402

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Shok
                                      the good news is that the doctor removed that big ass ear mite out of sykkboy's ear.

                                      the bad news is that it was a female
                                      Reminds me of an old episode of Night Gallery......


                                      Paul

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                                      • Head
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8278

                                        #20
                                        do tell!

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                                        • Jer
                                          God is Brazilian
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 10601

                                          #21
                                          bad news first

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                                          • EscortBiz
                                            Fuck Checks, CASH only!
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 19422

                                            #22
                                            ok well here it goes people

                                            Good news: hes doing very well, business is good etc.


                                            Bad News: you wont get any of it if you dont send traffic

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                                            • Evil Chris
                                              OG
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 13248

                                              #23
                                              bad news is always best given first.
                                              Unless of course you want to make the bad news feel better than the good news.

                                              Oh whatever...


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                                              • Illicit
                                                wtf ?
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 11895

                                                #24
                                                give me the good news so i can live in happiness and not listen to you when you give the bad
                                                Insert Sig Here

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                                                • Shok
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 5611

                                                  #25
                                                  good news is that he found a picture worth $100k!


                                                  bad news is that it's of me and my wife's sister

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                                                  • Thrawn$
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 4596

                                                    #26
                                                    Bad news : Your database is down, Can't log to the stats

                                                    good news: you'll give me a $1K bonus cause you're one sexy Twink
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                                                    • pxxx
                                                      First African GFY Member
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 12114

                                                      #27
                                                      I will take the bad news first, so the good news will make me feel a little better.

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                                                      • BMI Lace
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 16116

                                                        #28
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                                                        • tranza
                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 57559

                                                          #29
                                                          How about both at the same time??
                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                          • Doctor Dre
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 51692

                                                            #30
                                                            God I hate waiting!!!
                                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                            • Jman
                                                              Already an AI veteran
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22833

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Jennie
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 2018

                                                                #32
                                                                both at same time!

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                                                                • NoCarrier
                                                                  We need more free porn
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 16356

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Thanks but we finally have decided that we didn't want to know.

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                                                                  • BradM
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 3397

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've decided it took too long to find out so I have lost interest.

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                                                                    • DIMITRY-CHEKIN
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 7

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I have good news and bad news too. So what?

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                                                                      • SBJ
                                                                        So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 11377

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I hope the bad news is LS cash v4 is a little buggy right now and the good news is you will have it fixed soon?



                                                                        ok tell us both

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                                                                        • GammaCash_Dom
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 405

                                                                          #37
                                                                          start with the good news.....put us in a good mood to hear the bad one

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                                                                          • SykkBoy2
                                                                            Jesus loves bacon
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 19969

                                                                            #38
                                                                            the bad news: shok has a new Ben Affleck tattoo on his ass

                                                                            the good news: Steve saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
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                                                                            • JSA Matt
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 5464

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                              the bad news: shok has a new Ben Affleck tattoo on his ass

                                                                              the good news: Steve saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
                                                                              would anyone really trust an 04 viper to geico?

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                                                                              • Donny
                                                                                As you wish...
                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                • 13754

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                                                would anyone really trust an 04 viper to geico?
                                                                                First you have to own one.

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                                                                                • JFK
                                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 67369

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                  the bad news: shok has a new Ben Affleck tattoo on his ass

                                                                                  the good news: Steve saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico

                                                                                  I heard that line somewhere..... very very recently

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                                                                                  • TechNtentions
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 1119

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    you didn't save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico??
                                                                                    http://<span style="font-size:20px">...ASH.COM</span>

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                                                                                    • JSA Matt
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 5464

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                      First you have to own one.
                                                                                      I don't see how this answers my question?

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                                                                                      • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 7940

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Ok

                                                                                        THE GOOD NEWS:
                                                                                        (besides saving a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...)

                                                                                        LIGHTSPEED4 is online! Our all new backend system, written from the ground up, is finally here! With a ton of new features, including SE friendly linking codes, campaign tracking, multiple tour options, rewards program, and much more, Lightspeed4 is going to take us and our affiliates to the next level!

                                                                                        Your existing linking codes will still work, but to take advantage of the new tracking options, you'll need to update your links. This system has been in development for nearly a year, and we are very pleased with it! Check it out!

                                                                                        NOW THE BAD NEWS:
                                                                                        We appear to have been attacked/hacked early this morning, our lightspeed3 database was damaged and our click logs have been completely deleted.

                                                                                        Since LS4 was running along side the old system, ALL SALES HAVE BEEN TRACKED and CREDITED TO AFFILIATES, NO MONEY IS LOST. However, it does not look like we'll be able to recover clicks since August 5. Because of the damage to our old database, we are cutting over to LS4 today. And even though we planned to release the new system at Internext, today there are some new auxiliary features that aren't completely ready (like the reward store). We will be working night and day to get the new systems completed as soon as possible.

                                                                                        Thank you all for your understanding and continued support of Lightspeedcash!

                                                                                        Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                        Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                        • JSA Matt
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 5464

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                          Ok
                                                                                          Your sig goes to a 404 page

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                                                                                          • Donny
                                                                                            As you wish...
                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 13754

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                                                            I don't see how this answers my question?

                                                                                            Steve can't trust his '04 Viper to Geico until he actually owns one. That's what I was trying to say.

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                                                                                            • Global Dialers
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 1349

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                              Ok

                                                                                              THE GOOD NEWS:
                                                                                              (besides saving a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...)

                                                                                              LIGHTSPEED4 is online! Our all new backend system, written from the ground up, is finally here! With a ton of new features, including SE friendly linking codes, campaign tracking, multiple tour options, rewards program, and much more, Lightspeed4 is going to take us and our affiliates to the next level!

                                                                                              Your existing linking codes will still work, but to take advantage of the new tracking options, you'll need to update your links. This system has been in development for nearly a year, and we are very pleased with it! Check it out!

                                                                                              NOW THE BAD NEWS:
                                                                                              We appear to have been attacked/hacked early this morning, our lightspeed3 database was damaged and our click logs have been completely deleted.

                                                                                              Since LS4 was running along side the old system, ALL SALES HAVE BEEN TRACKED and CREDITED TO AFFILIATES, NO MONEY IS LOST. However, it does not look like we'll be able to recover clicks since August 5. Because of the damage to our old database, we are cutting over to LS4 today. And even though we planned to release the new system at Internext, today there are some new auxiliary features that aren't completely ready (like the reward store). We will be working night and day to get the new systems completed as soon as possible.

                                                                                              Thank you all for your understanding and continued support of Lightspeedcash!

                                                                                              Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                              so in other words...

                                                                                              while you were switching over to lsv4 one of your programmers fucked up and deleted all the click data

                                                                                              of course its easier to say it was by a hacker than a stupid programmer
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                                                                                              the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

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                                                                                              • WiredGuy
                                                                                                Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 34515

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Give it to them at the same time, it should hopefully even out
                                                                                                WG
                                                                                                I play with Google.

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                                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  1. That's great!

                                                                                                  2. That sucks

                                                                                                  But your bad news wasn't as bad as your good news was good - that's a good thing.

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                                                                                                  • kenny
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 7245

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Nice job with the stats interface
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