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This works for 16 year old boys.........Comment
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wow, advice on how to hook up with trannys, must try!
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It sounds more like a guide to eternal masturbation to me.Comment
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i recommend wearing a real hat, not something everyone and his mom wearOriginally posted by Babagirls
4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
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bullshit. a lot of girls love the nice jeans, comfy but nice lookin white shirt and a (CLEAN! not covered in old sweat stains & dirt) baseball hat.
trust me.
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I go out clubbing like this:
and tons of extra colone! I get game ALL the time!Comment
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everything fine but i can't danceOriginally posted by Oracle Porn
well im not gonna bullshit too much, lets start:
go out to a club.
before you go there.... prepare....
1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.
2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.
3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.
4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.
never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.
when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.
when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.
once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.
get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.
once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....
in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....
more when this thread hits 100 posts...
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Hehehe thanks...Originally posted by Kard63
I cant dance and I'm always hot I'd start sweating if I did.
Oracle's advise isn't bad. He can't give you the right attitude, and he does look better than what most of you (men) have posted.
BTW who wants to fuck a bunch of random club hoes? Since I only like long meaningful relationships firneds of friends or some shit like that is best for me, lol. I mean if we all go have fun great, and if we try to go have fun and dont, I can sneak out
not everyone like relationships....and sometimes those "club hoes" can surprise you...
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I'm talking about MOST of the girls...not all of them...Originally posted by Babagirls
4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
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bullshit. a lot of girls love the nice jeans, comfy but nice lookin white shirt and a (CLEAN! not covered in old sweat stains & dirt) baseball hat.
trust me.
some girls like fat stinky red necks...there are exceptions.
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learn bro, it's not that hard....Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
everything fine but i can't dance
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You just have to know how to talk and treat a girl.Comment
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I thought it would be easier to get laid in a gay/tranny club but oh well Oracle proves me wrong again.
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first step
forget those guide and other bullshit
second step
use common sence
third step
be yourself
fourth step
please dont be Oracle
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go to clubs further away from where you live, preferrably in a lower rent district, you'll stand out more.Comment
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iguana's guide to getting laid
drive a bike and when chicks show interest get a number. pussy at clubs is fucking bs, just call an escort and cut out the bullshit.Comment
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And get robbed because of thatOriginally posted by bdld
go to clubs further away from where you live, preferrably in a lower rent district, you'll stand out more.
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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
iguana's guide to getting laid
drive a bike and when chicks show interest get a number. pussy at clubs is fucking bs, just call an escort and cut out the bullshit.
you don't get laid a lot that's for sure.
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so you'll need a little more then 1 drinkOriginally posted by polish_aristocrat
everything fine but i can't dance
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you should write a book, I thought girls liked dirty stinky guys
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guide to getting laid
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LOTS of cologne huh?
that may work well in white trash and lady boy clubs but only thereComment
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So you're one of guys who goes out and tries to grind up on a girls ass in a club. Alot like a dog humping someones leg. Talking a while first, getting a drink and then dancing is alot less creepy. Of course you have to have the balls to walk up to a chick and say hello first.get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.
once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....
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I don't grind on girls that doesn't want to be grinded on.Originally posted by beergood
So you're one of guys who goes out and tries to grind up on a girls ass in a club. Alot like a dog humping someones leg. Talking a while first, getting a drink and then dancing is alot less creepy. Of course you have to have the balls to walk up to a chick and say hello first.
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Never met any really interesting girls in clubs. Sure, good for a one night stand, but it becomes really boring over the time...never satisfying, you don't know what she likes, she doesn't know what you like and in the morning you awake and try to get away as fast as you can run.
The girls you really want aren't the ones you meet in clubs...they don't want men who dance (they only want to dance while you watch)...they love your walmart jeans (and think this stylish outfit you never liked to wear looks gay)...they don't want a drink (because your cum tastes better)...they are out there and you'll find them when you stop looking for one night stands all the time
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this thread desperately needs a dancing oracle porn animation
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I almost fucked a girl once.Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Lol... I want to see the rest of it...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Originally posted by cherrylula
this thread desperately needs a dancing oracle porn animation
LMAO yes it does.
but nothing will beat dancing hans.
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hahahhaha, it sure doesOriginally posted by cherrylula
this thread desperately needs a dancing oracle porn animation
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while you are dreaming, I'll fuck the chick from the club...Originally posted by StarkReality
Never met any really interesting girls in clubs. Sure, good for a one night stand, but it becomes really boring over the time...never satisfying, you don't know what she likes, she doesn't know what you like and in the morning you awake and try to get away as fast as you can run.
The girls you really want aren't the ones you meet in clubs...they don't want men who dance (they only want to dance while you watch)...they love your walmart jeans (and think this stylish outfit you never liked to wear looks gay)...they don't want a drink (because your cum tastes better)...they are out there and you'll find them when you stop looking for one night stands all the time
good luck though....
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LOL your guide is exactly like a song of a german band:
Blumentopf - Better life GmbH.
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lol, this thread is getting really funnyComment
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Oracle Porn, you should start with something much more easier. You're going too fast..
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nice thx for that man ;)
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ZING!Originally posted by Raf1
I don't use gel (my hair is about 3-4mm), I get drunk as fuck, rarely dance and somehow I usually come home with a pretty hot chick. There is no recipe for picking up girls. Some like metrosexual fags, some like men...Comment
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As usual a classy lady like blondie comes along and sheds true light on the subject. I'll take a great lady like blondie who cares about substance over a shallow chick who can get played by fools out to impress gullible women any night of the week.Originally posted by Blondie23
Honey that advice is great for some.. but if a guy is carrying some extra lbs and not young and trendy.. i dont think throwing his weight around on the dance floor and working up a sweat (mixed with that strong cologne) is gonna guarantee him some puntang.
Nothing more unsexy than a guy trying too hard.. i much prefer the laid back guys who would rather just be themselves.
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Have fun doing it, took me quite long to grow up and recognize how boring sex with those 18 year old immature chicks is, too.Originally posted by Oracle Porn
while you are dreaming, I'll fuck the chick from the club...
good luck though....
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link?Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the similarities between this and the "get your TGP to 300k in 6 days" lil2rich4u thread are staggering
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roflmaoOriginally posted by cosis
guide to getting laid
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its so obvious how young and naive oracle you are by this post. this is the shit that you would do when your in college or high school.
and yeah, do it for years and it gets pretty old. there isn't much substance at clubs and with these sorts of girls. meeting women worth meeting is really about being in the right circles.Comment
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Why would we accept advice from a virgin?
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