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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    Oracle's guide on how to get laid.

    well im not gonna bullshit too much, lets start:

    go out to a club.
    before you go there.... prepare....

    1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.

    2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.

    3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.

    4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.

    go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.

    never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.

    when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.

    when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.

    once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.

    get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.

    once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....

    in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....

    more when this thread hits 100 posts...


  • BMI Lace
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    • Mar 2004
    • 16116

    #2
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    • pxxx
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      • Mar 2004
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      #3
      Im goin to try that sounds great.

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      • RightHandMan
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        • Jul 2003
        • 1694

        #4
        !!DISCLAIMER!!

        Use this information at your own risk...

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          If I followed your advice,I would be taking walks in the park sucking cock..oh wait

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          • Oracle Porn
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            • Oct 2002
            • 24433

            #6
            Originally posted by RightHandMan
            !!DISCLAIMER!!

            Use this information at your own risk...
            see troll's nick


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            • justfreemovies
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              #7
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                • korzon
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  oh my

                  lol

                  oracleporn you are so right and yet so wrong at the same time

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                  • riosluts
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 5250

                    #10
                    umm what do u do if u can't dance?

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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11
                      Originally posted by justfreemovies
                      funny but its all true
                      I don't find it amusing.


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                      • BMI Lace
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 16116

                        #12
                        If you didn't already know this info, theres something wrong....More along the lines of common sense
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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • 24433

                          #13
                          Originally posted by riosluts
                          umm what do u do if u can't dance?
                          take some dance classes or sit yo ass at home.


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                            #14
                            hey any tips on how to dance

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                            • NoCarrier
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 16356

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                              well im not gonna bullshit too much, lets start:

                              go out to a club.
                              before you go there.... prepare....

                              1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.

                              2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.

                              3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.

                              4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.

                              go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.

                              never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.

                              when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.

                              when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.

                              once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.

                              get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.

                              once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....

                              in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....

                              more when this thread hits 100 posts...
                              Yeah.. We know what happened last time you followed your own guidelines..




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                              • RightHandMan
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                                • Jul 2003
                                • 1694

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                see troll's nick
                                Hardly a troll...props to you on divulging such useful information...Im trying to get this thread to the 100th post mark so that you will share more with us...

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                                • BMI Lace
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 16116

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                  Yeah.. We know what happened last time you followed your own guidelines..




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                                  • Groove
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                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 3852

                                    #18
                                    How long did it take you to devise this innovative strategy?

                                    It sounds like wisdom born of years of trial and error

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                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 60840

                                      #19
                                      you might try moving out of moms house before giving advice on women.

                                      real women laugh at kids who live with their parents.

                                      go try to impress your friends and not us.

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                                      • escorpio
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 23485

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                        see troll's nick
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                                        • cherrylula
                                          lol
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 15969

                                          #21
                                          eww do chicks really dig smelly dance floor fags? gross.

                                          Don't forget the sock in your pants.

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                                          • Doctor Dre
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                            Yeah.. We know what happened last time you followed your own guidelines..




                                            OMFG you are the king man
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                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • Fletch XXX
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 60840

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                              never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.

                                              the funniest part about this thread is Oracle Porn isnt even old enough to get into a REAL CLUB

                                              you cant even buy a girl a drink how you giving advice about them?

                                              still got a couple years before you can get int


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                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 51692

                                                #24
                                                About the cologne ... Don't wear too much . once you are out of the club, it stinks
                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                • EviLGuY
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 12745

                                                  #25
                                                  Shouldn't you know how to do something before you write a guide about it?

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                                                  • xxxdesign-net
                                                    My hips don't lie
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 10129

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                    if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her

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                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 60840

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                      Shouldn't you know how to do something before you write a guide about it?
                                                      the similarities between this and the "get your TGP to 300k in 6 days" lil2rich4u thread are staggering


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                                                      • beemk
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                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 20829

                                                        #28
                                                        the blind leading the blind
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                                                        • xxxdesign-net
                                                          My hips don't lie
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 10129

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                          the funniest part about this thread is Oracle Porn isnt even old enough to get into a REAL CLUB

                                                          you cant even buy a girl a drink how you giving advice about them?

                                                          still got a couple years before you can get int

                                                          hey give him a break.. he learned alot during his trip to Israel...!

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                                                          • NoCarrier
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                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 16356

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                            the similarities between this and the "get your TGP to 300k in 6 days" lil2rich4u thread are staggering

                                                            Holy Shit! You're right.. Damn.. That's scary..

                                                            I mean, who the fuck wants to be a lil2rich4u2 poser? (no offense rich..)

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                                                            • hydro
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 4216

                                                              #31
                                                              i pick up girls at starbucks, they seem to have an addiction for that shit

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                                                              • cosis
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                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 5292

                                                                #32
                                                                take a shower? damn no wonder i havent been getting laid

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                                                                • beemk
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 20829

                                                                  #33
                                                                  its funny that people who think that your hair, clothes, car, etc really matter for bagging girls, yeah it matters a little bit but only guys with game get girls. chances are any guy that uses this advice without any game will just dance with a girl all night and then she will ditch him.
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                                                                  • hydro
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 4216

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by beemk
                                                                    its funny that people who think that your hair, clothes, car, etc really matter for bagging girls, yeah it matters a little bit but only guys with game get girls. chances are any guy that uses this advice without any game will just dance with a girl all night and then she will ditch him.
                                                                    very true, and you don't want to over do it on stuff like clothes, car etc. Then all you will get is gold diggers

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                                                                    • Persius
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 11779

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BMI Lace
                                                                      If you didn't already know this info, theres something wrong....More along the lines of common sense

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                                                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 24433

                                                                        #36
                                                                        you guys are funny, so funny that I probebly get laid in a months more than all of you in a year....


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                                                                        • cosis
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                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 5292

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                          you guys are funny, so funny that I probebly get laid in a months more than all of you in a year....
                                                                          men or women?

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                                                                          • NoCarrier
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                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 16356

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by cosis
                                                                            men or women?

                                                                            Those in between.

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                                                                            • Holly
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                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10017

                                                                              #39
                                                                              holy christ

                                                                              I think I just peed on myself a little bit.

                                                                              Plus my hand is cramping because I was furiously scrolling to see if NoCarrier and MetaMan had replied to him yet.


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                                                                              • Blondie23
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                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 408

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Honey that advice is great for some.. but if a guy is carrying some extra lbs and not young and trendy.. i dont think throwing his weight around on the dance floor and working up a sweat (mixed with that strong cologne) is gonna guarantee him some puntang.

                                                                                Nothing more unsexy than a guy trying too hard.. i much prefer the laid back guys who would rather just be themselves.

                                                                                each to their own tho!

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                                                                                • Kard63
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 8944

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I cant dance and I'm always hot I'd start sweating if I did.

                                                                                  Oracle's advise isn't bad. He can't give you the right attitude, and he does look better than what most of you (men) have posted.

                                                                                  BTW who wants to fuck a bunch of random club hoes? Since I only like long meaningful relationships firneds of friends or some shit like that is best for me, lol. I mean if we all go have fun great, and if we try to go have fun and dont, I can sneak out

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                                                                                  • TDF
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                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 27296

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                    you might try moving out of moms house before giving advice on women.

                                                                                    real women laugh at kids who live with their parents.

                                                                                    go try to impress your friends and not us.



                                                                                    so true
                                                                                    Sig heil

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                                                                                    • hydro
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 4216

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      just watch blind date and do the exact oppisite of what those guys do and say.

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                                                                                      • Face (o_0)
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 2617

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        we almost at 100 yet

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                                                                                        • bhutocracy
                                                                                          Not making A Comeback
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 10218

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                          well im not gonna bullshit too much, lets start:

                                                                                          go out to a club.
                                                                                          before you go there.... prepare....

                                                                                          1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.

                                                                                          2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.

                                                                                          3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.

                                                                                          4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.

                                                                                          go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.

                                                                                          never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.

                                                                                          when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.

                                                                                          when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.

                                                                                          once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.

                                                                                          get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.

                                                                                          once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....

                                                                                          in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....

                                                                                          more when this thread hits 100 posts...
                                                                                          ..

                                                                                          You're a virgin aren't you?

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                                                                                          • DIMITRY-CHEKIN
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                                                                                            • Jul 2004
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                              • DIMITRY-CHEKIN
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                                                                                                  • Babagirls
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
                                                                                                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                                                                                    bullshit. a lot of girls love the nice jeans, comfy but nice lookin white shirt and a (CLEAN! not covered in old sweat stains & dirt) baseball hat.

                                                                                                    trust me.




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