"We thought we had him!"
"These regulations are too complicated." - said the local sheriff, Stew Pitt, at press conference afterwards. "Unfortunately no one told us that we were supposed to look at the ID of the models. Instead, we asked for
his ID and identified the webmaster as underage GFYer. We thought we had him!" -said Pitt, while eating on LaMar's glazed donuts (also described in Rocky Mountain News this way; "Bite into a barely fried LaMar's glazed raised and the light-golden exterior collapses into a creamy pleasure. Just enough chewing is involved to make this a superior doughnut. Fully coated in shiny glaze that sticks to your fingers and flakes onto your shirt, it tastes good, not just sweet, and has no oily aftertaste.")
Back to gym class
The GFYer was later released, and sent back to gym class, after 3 hours of consulting with FBI. It also turned out that he was just regular surfer that posted daily would-you-hit-it pics from the library.
No animals or teachers were reported wounded.
Outside library
