My uncle is a drunk,
He got hit by a train while in his car not once but twice and lived.
He ran into a brick wall while in his car.
He held me over a bridge when i was a kid, dropped me and caught me real quick
He use to tell me to go swimming when it was lighting outside.
"Hey J it's ok you can go swimming"
Seems like everyones uncle is screwed
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