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Damn - I don't think i can top the ones mentioned but here i go.
Brother - now 30. car wreck at 17 nearly killed him. went into the service. got out. car wreck at 25 nearly killed him. laid up in traction for 2 months. (First wife leaves him soon after he gets out of hospital).
Brother is single father for two years. Meets second ex wife x mas. Weds in summer. (some time between meeting the second ex wife - he meets and sleeps with her best friend) Her best friend - also becomes maid of honor at wedding.
Maid of honor - has abortion to cover up affair. Wife - has aborition (since they both have a kid already) - then ends marriage because her mother finds out and convinces her daughter (brothers wife) that my brother is satan.
My brother shacks up with new woman. spends almost a year with her - only to leave her in the last coujple of months -
Now the Maid of Honor from the last wedding is living at my brothers place.
Father - has tumors in hands - can't hold a firearm very well but went out in his 'pick-up' truck anyway. Came across a pesky coyote. Pulled off the side of the road went to load a bolt action rifle. Since his hands don't work so well - he lays the front stock in his left palm and rests the butt of the gun on his belt buckle. places the round with his right hand, and slams the bolt in place with his right hand.
When he slammed the bolt in place - the butt of the gun dislodged from the belt buckle and the gun dropped on the ground. it went off on impact with the ground and fired a round off at his head - clipping his ear - expanding and grazing his head - a small fragment - broke skin and skull and punctured just a bit of his brain.
pretty stupid really. he was talking word salad for a while - but is back to 90% these days.
Well - I think those are the two best I have.
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