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*ring* *ring* *ring*
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Hello?"
DOJ Lackey: "Hey yeah.. this is blah blah blah id/badge blah blah... Have a couple sites we need to know whether or not they're part of the big FSC/DOJ Deal".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Ok, Let me get the list"
.....
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Go ahead."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Yeah."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Yeah."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "No."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "No."
DOJ Lackey: "Ok thanks".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "No problem."
*they hang up*
*10 minutes later*
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Hello?"
DOJ Lackey: "Hey yeah.. this is blah blah blah id/badge blah blah... Have some more sites we need to know whether or not they're part of the big FSC/DOJ Deal".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Ummm... Ok... Go ahead."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "No."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Yeah."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "Yeah."
DOJ Lackey: "Domain: xxxxxxxx.com?".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "No."
DOJ Lackey: "Thanks".
Court Appointed List Keeper: "No problem.. Fax me a request list next time."
*they hang up*
4 Days later........
DOJ Lackey: "Uh Mr. Gonzales".
Gonzales: "Yeah"
DOJ Lackey: "Here's a list of 1000+ sites that are part of that deal... and here's another 1000+ that aren't".
Gonzales: "Awesome dude.. Let's get the patriot act wagon rolling and do some inspections.... Schedule the 'protected' companies for later in the fall."
Or something like that... you get the picture..
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