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  • dnsmonster
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 634

    #1

    Wanna lose weight? Buy yourself a jump rope.

    I am what is commonly known as a gym rat. I work out every day, for about 1 1/2 hours every day but I haven't been doing cardio. I decided to gain some definition so I am hitting lighter weights and decided to do some cario. Those fucking machines are boring as hell.

    So I picked up a $2.50 jump rope at Walmart and been doing it for about 30 minutes for the past 3 days -- lost nearly 4 pounds and every time I do it feel freaking exhausted.

    I thought I'd share this with fellow GFYers, especially those who need to drop some pounds.
    I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.
  • freeadultcontent
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 9976

    #2
    Reciting any rhymes while jumping?

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    • warlock5
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 2808

      #3
      So should we expect to start seeing spammers pushing jump ropes now?

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      • freeadultcontent
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        Originally posted by warlock5
        So should we expect to start seeing spammers pushing jump ropes now?
        Nah just cleaver ebay fuckers getting people to spend 100.00 on a new cardio machine.

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        • KRL
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          • Oct 2002
          • 31429

          #5
          I'm sure it works, but jumping up and down when you are overwheight is not good for your back.
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          • freeadultcontent
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 9976

            #6
            Originally posted by KRL
            I'm sure it works, but jumping up and down when you are overwheight is not good for your back.
            Or knee's

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            • MissWetPanties
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 116

              #7
              That would be good if you're already in decent shape and just need to drop a few pounds, but imagine trying to do that when just walking from the couch to the refrigerator nearly gives you a heart attack!

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              • xclusive
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 35218

                #8
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                • dnsmonster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 634

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MissWetPanties
                  That would be good if you're already in decent shape and just need to drop a few pounds, but imagine trying to do that when just walking from the couch to the refrigerator nearly gives you a heart attack!
                  Well in this situation, if you live in a two story house, put the fridge on the floor other than the one where your bedroom and living room are. At least you get a nice stair climb on your way for munchies.
                  I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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                  • spamofon
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 2999

                    #10
                    just wait till you see your email box next week

                    muahahaha

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860

                      #11
                      Get a mountainbike, find some rough trails, ride several times a week. Works better than anything.
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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dnsmonster
                        I am what is commonly known as a gym rat. I work out every day, for about 1 1/2 hours every day but I haven't been doing cardio. I decided to gain some definition so I am hitting lighter weights and decided to do some cario. Those fucking machines are boring as hell.

                        So I picked up a $2.50 jump rope at Walmart and been doing it for about 30 minutes for the past 3 days -- lost nearly 4 pounds and every time I do it feel freaking exhausted.

                        I thought I'd share this with fellow GFYers, especially those who need to drop some pounds.
                        Cool, thanks for the advice, I need to slim down.

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                        • EscortBiz
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                          • May 2002
                          • 19422

                          #13
                          ok here is what I dont get

                          you train heavy and thats better for burning fat then anything, to get cut cardio wont do anything for you nothing nada.

                          Now if you wouldnt work out then yes cardio, running, jump rope etc. is great but heavy lifting is the best way to burn fat.

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                          • FreeHugeMovies
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 14142

                            #14
                            Try only waiting 30 - 40 seconds between each of your reps for an hour. I've been doing that and it's a killer. Your recovery time is cut drastically.

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                            • Vitasoy
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 58202

                              #15
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                              • cayne
                                My time is coming...
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7475

                                #16
                                ...go to the gym. period.
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                                • EviLGuY
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 12745

                                  #17
                                  Makes sense.. jumping rope.. your own fat ass provides the resistance.

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                                  • Firehorse
                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 30767

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by KRL
                                    I'm sure it works, but jumping up and down when you are overwheight is not good for your back.
                                    Or the ankles. Light jogging puts the pressure of up to 2 1/2 times your body weight on your ankles so i am sure jumping rope while overweight could be harmful to them!
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                                    • Babagirls
                                      Text Writer
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 18812

                                      #19
                                      i cant jump rope, i have 36-DD's, i'll knock myself out




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