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  • Joesho
    want to get in shape
    • Jan 2003
    • 12329

    #51
    Originally posted by gregtx
    Can I fight against two lady webmasters in bikinis and oil???


    sounds like a fun event Jo...

    but the realism is:

    A. who would want to buy a dvd of a bunch of goofy internet nerds amateur boxing.. besides other webmasters?

    B. I guarantee if someone did get hurt.. regardless of your waiver.. you or your sponsors would be sued.

    C. I doubt anyones health insurance would cover any injuries.

    I dunno.. i'm old and have a family.. risk vs. reward is just not there...

    good questions greg, and to answear the insurance issue, State law will mandate that we are covered on that front.

    as far as fight footage, the nonskilled webmaster open category is just one of the categories.

    we will also be having companies bring in fighters, or allow other fighter s to enter in a seperate category... ( this will be the reall fighting most likely that gets the coverage....)
    Got any domains to sell?
    I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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    • Theo
      HAL 9000
      • May 2001
      • 34515

      #52
      i bet we can book Tyson for few grands now ;-)

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      • Dwreck
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 7362

        #53
        Haha I would tottaly watch that. Good idea. HOWEVER I dont think ANYONE would have the balls to enter. Image is everything in this biz and I cant see it happing.
        Like all the webmasters that claim they would make better porn stars than so and so then show up and the Shane's world party in Maimi where there was free hand jobs to anyone that stepped up and they were begging webmasters to step up to the plate. PUSSIES

        I fought Jason Tucker In Arizona and I have the Video to prove it..
        Click to see me get my ass kicked HAHA
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        • InsaneMidget
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 3767

          #54
          Clever

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          • Doctor Dre
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #55
            ROFL . That's gonna be a REALLY fucking funny one .

            If you gimmie enough time for a good training I might be in ...
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • speakthetruth
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 400

              #56
              Originally posted by Joesho
              Thats right it is time to find out who will put up, and who will shut up.. We will be releasing more details soon.

              If you are interested in sponsor information please feel free to ICQ me, this is gonna be big, we have pro fighters as celebrity Judges, and are planning a rock concert in conjunction with the tournament.

              we have a male and female division, and 2 different types of categories.

              #1-- you must enter yourself, and be a known member of the industry, ( no ringers here folks, you can only enter yourself)
              Pairings for this category will be done with all webmaster audience participation too ( this one is gonna be fun)
              This division will serve as the undercard.

              #2-- This is for the fighters only, shit talkers should stick to the lower class.. this is where a company can sponsor any fighter they want. this is where they bring the HEAT baby. we are looking to have a 10K purse for first prize in three weight divisions in this category. This is open to anyone that can pass the state required physical, and signs the release.

              All applicable amature rules will be in effect, and safety is our foremost concern of course.

              everyone will be required to wear head gear, crotch pads, mouthpieces ( I know crotch pads and mouthpieces are the same for some of you LOL) and bigger heavy padded gloves will be used.

              GONNA TALK THE TALK, NOW YOU CAN WALK THE WALK.....

              who wants some?

              This will really happen. I am sure the insurance companies are living up at your doors. I bet $10k this never happens.

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              • Joesho
                want to get in shape
                • Jan 2003
                • 12329

                #57
                Originally posted by InsaneMidget
                Clever
                it must of been one of my stoned moments.....

                LOL

                you gonna enter?
                Got any domains to sell?
                I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                • Joesho
                  want to get in shape
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 12329

                  #58
                  Originally posted by speakthetruth
                  This will really happen. I am sure the insurance companies are living up at your doors. I bet $10k this never happens.
                  yeah wll only problem with that is you and I both know you do not have the 10K to lose LOL and will never pay anyway!!!
                  Got any domains to sell?
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                  • speakthetruth
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 400

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Joesho
                    it is not about me, it is about the event, although I have been adding a little spice, by telling people I would knock them out lately , LOL ( and you all thought I was just crazy )

                    this is about putting on a good tournament, and having it well documented, and think it is a bad idea? take a look at the toughman contests, they sell pay per view like crazy!!!!

                    we will be offering DVD's, a paysite of course complete with a forum on the fighters themselves, a list of posible rivalries, and many other good things to encourage participation year round
                    from the webmaster community.

                    for the webmaster categories, we will add anyones name to the list, that calls out another webmastr, or that says they want in, then the GFY community, ( and the adult community as a whole)
                    will get to decide who actually meets whom in the pairings 8 weeks before the fights. so then the fighters will know who they are matched up against. I will be just another small cog in the big machine...

                    You have really smoked too much of your own product.

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                    • FreeHugeMovies
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 14142

                      #60
                      There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest.

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                      • speakthetruth
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 400

                        #61
                        Someone bookmark and bump this thread in a year.

                        For a good laugh.

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                        • Joesho
                          want to get in shape
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 12329

                          #62
                          Originally posted by speakthetruth
                          You have really smoked too much of your own product.
                          I should be easy to beat then, so enter....

                          or don't watch if violence is not your thing.... makes no difference to me, I already know going into this that talkers will be just that talkers ( although I have smoked enough today that I have made a contigency plan, and actually have a use for talkers like you) haha watch as I play you like a fiddle for the next couple of months LOL you have already bought into my knock out threads, and follow them clocely, wait till you actually get to see what comes next LOL
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                          • Cory W
                            Deeply shallow
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 9133

                            #63
                            I challenge KimmyKim.
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                            • Joesho
                              want to get in shape
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 12329

                              #64
                              Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
                              There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest.
                              Yeah, that is the spirit!!!!
                              Got any domains to sell?
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                              • speakthetruth
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 400

                                #65
                                No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance.

                                It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.

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                                • Joesho
                                  want to get in shape
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 12329

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by speakthetruth
                                  No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance.

                                  It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.
                                  yes we did have to hire all of that for the bellyflop contest.

                                  how the fuck do you think amature fights like the toughman contest take place dipshit? where do you think they started from?
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                                  • InsaneMidget
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 3767

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Joesho
                                    it must of been one of my stoned moments.....

                                    LOL

                                    you gonna enter?



                                    Can't see anything stopping me from doing it.

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                                    • speakthetruth
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 400

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Joesho
                                      yes we did have to hire all of that for the bellyflop contest.

                                      how the fuck do you think amature fights like the toughman contest take place dipshit? where do you think they started from?

                                      I am sure with your 420 business card state boxing comissions would take you very seriously.

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                                      • LadyMischief
                                        Orgasms N Such!
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 18135

                                        #69
                                        I'll enter.

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                                        • Jman
                                          Already an AI veteran
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22834

                                          #70
                                          I'll fight any of you bitches.... Who wants to be first
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                                          • Joesho
                                            want to get in shape
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 12329

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by InsaneMidget
                                            Can't see anything stopping me from doing it.
                                            great, good to hear it, I will be sure you get the info as it is announced.
                                            Got any domains to sell?
                                            I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                                            • Joesho
                                              want to get in shape
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 12329

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by speakthetruth
                                              I am sure with your 420 business card state boxing comissions would take you very seriously.
                                              what does a 420 business card look like anyway?
                                              Got any domains to sell?
                                              I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                                              • Joesho
                                                want to get in shape
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 12329

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                I'll enter.
                                                good, I think the female category will be one of those most entertaining categories actually.

                                                Maybe Jenn will train you ....
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                                                • Jman
                                                  Already an AI veteran
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 22834

                                                  #74
                                                  Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee.

                                                  Let me know if you need a hand bro.
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                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 60840

                                                    #75
                                                    i can already see the headlines.

                                                    webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened.

                                                    possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies.


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                                                    • Joesho
                                                      want to get in shape
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 12329

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by JMan
                                                      Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee.

                                                      Let me know if you need a hand bro.
                                                      great JMan we can sit down and talk about this in florida some....

                                                      I still have a few friends from my days in vegas, so we are working out the state details right now...

                                                      I would love to have your help. we have big plans for this , and intend on it becoming a regular tournemant every year.... I already have two local clubs from Vegas to sponsor as well.
                                                      Got any domains to sell?
                                                      I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                                                      • Joesho
                                                        want to get in shape
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 12329

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                        i can already see the headlines.

                                                        webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened.

                                                        possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies.

                                                        Dont forget about the Hookers, and blowjobs too!!!!
                                                        Got any domains to sell?
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                                                        • Jman
                                                          Already an AI veteran
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22834

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Joesho
                                                          great JMan we can sit down and talk about this in florida some....

                                                          I still have a few friends from my days in vegas, so we are working out the state details right now...

                                                          I would love to have your help. we have big plans for this , and intend on it becoming a regular tournemant every year.... I already have two local clubs from Vegas to sponsor as well.
                                                          Yo Hit me up on ICQ bro. Don't think i will be in Florida this year.
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                                                          • Kimmykim
                                                            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 16015

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                                                            I challenge KimmyKim.
                                                            Super! Being a raging metrosexual like you are, we won't need to throw punches. In round one, we can compare manicures. Round two, haircuts (and I just got a smashing new cut and color yesterday, lovely shades of pink btw). Round three can be fashionable footwear presentations...

                                                            Or I could just get you a few Jager shots before we start and then push you around the ring with my left hand ;-}}}}}

                                                            Oooooh, see you next week sweetie!

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                                                            • cayne
                                                              My time is coming...
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 7475

                                                              #80
                                                              pls make some videos, I'm very curious...
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                                                              • seeric
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 41917

                                                                #81
                                                                i challenge paris hilton!

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                                                                • Vanilla
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 8097

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Excellent idea, Joesho!

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                                                                  • LadyMischief
                                                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 18135

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Joesho
                                                                    good, I think the female category will be one of those most entertaining categories actually.

                                                                    Maybe Jenn will train you ....
                                                                    I'm already taking classes with jenn thanks.

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                                                                    • brand0n
                                                                      been very busy
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 26983

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                      the 1st rule of webmaster boxing is you do not talk about webmaster boxing.
                                                                      the 1st rule of webmaster boxing is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT WEBMASTER BOXING.
                                                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                      • NaughtyJenn
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 7355

                                                                        #85
                                                                        intresting....

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                                                                        • evildick

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Will they actually give you a license to do this sort of thing with just any guy off the street?

                                                                          I would have thought it would have been very hard to get one.

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                                                                          • sherie
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 7020

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                            Super! Being a raging metrosexual like you are, we won't need to throw punches. In round one, we can compare manicures. Round two, haircuts (and I just got a smashing new cut and color yesterday, lovely shades of pink btw). Round three can be fashionable footwear presentations...

                                                                            Or I could just get you a few Jager shots before we start and then push you around the ring with my left hand ;-}}}}}

                                                                            Oooooh, see you next week sweetie!
                                                                            Compare hair cuts? KK you must be talking about the hair on his arms, I didn't see one shred upon his head!! ;)

                                                                            Looking forward to seeing your new doo =) I go for mine soon too! Gawd I love hair!
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                                                                            • SiMpLe
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 3221

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Awesome - I would be so into this
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                                                                              • Joesho
                                                                                want to get in shape
                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 12329

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by evildick
                                                                                Will they actually give you a license to do this sort of thing with just any guy off the street?

                                                                                I would have thought it would have been very hard to get one.
                                                                                There are a lot of hoops, but yes amature tournaments take place all across the country from ages 6 and up on a regular basis
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                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 9716

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Nobody's got the balls to step in the ring with me.
                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                  • Tala
                                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 23368

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                                    i already know who I want to knock out
                                                                                    Can I be your cheering section?


                                                                                    Great idea Joe. Unfortunately, no one is going to volunteer to get in the ring with my fat ass.

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                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 16015

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by sherie
                                                                                      Compare hair cuts? KK you must be talking about the hair on his arms, I didn't see one shred upon his head!! ;)

                                                                                      Looking forward to seeing your new doo =) I go for mine soon too! Gawd I love hair!
                                                                                      I'll win round two by default ;)

                                                                                      Hair and shoes!!!

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                                                                                      • TheGoldenChild
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 6940

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        on second thought
                                                                                        I consulted with my plastic surgeon and he feels another blow to my precious rhinoplasty can be detrimental in my future love making .

                                                                                        Hence if I get popped in the "sniffer"
                                                                                        I'll never look this good again

                                                                                        :-))

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                                                                                        • Joesho
                                                                                          want to get in shape
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 12329

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Tala
                                                                                          Can I be your cheering section?


                                                                                          Great idea Joe. Unfortunately, no one is going to volunteer to get in the ring with my fat ass.
                                                                                          It was actually JJSlims idea, I was just fortunate enough to be the one he decided to do it with .



                                                                                          Must be cause I am such a horrible guy and a dcik all the time huh LOL
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                                                                                          • NaughtyJenn
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 7355

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                            Nobody's got the balls to step in the ring with me.
                                                                                            bring it :P lol

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                                                                                            • speakthetruth
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 400

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              No idea that Joesho was now working for WEG/PureCash. People change jobs so much I can not keep up.

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                                                                                              • mary34d
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                                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                                • 3358

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                I challenge Aaronm and forest vs. Mary34d


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                                                                                                • Firehorse
                                                                                                  Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                  • 30767

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Joesho, this sounds klick ass. We won't be in Florida this year because of family and offline business comittments. I hope it's happening in Vegas. I would be up for it. I am primarily a Martial Artist although I was trained by one of the best boxing trainers in Australia for a couple of years when I was a kid and use a lot of boxing techniques in my training.
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                                                                                                  • Jman
                                                                                                    Already an AI veteran
                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                    • 22834

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                                    Nobody's got the balls to step in the ring with me.
                                                                                                    Your on with a Bong
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                                                                                                    • Joesho
                                                                                                      want to get in shape
                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                      • 12329

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by speakthetruth
                                                                                                      No idea that Joesho was now working for WEG/PureCash. People change jobs so much I can not keep up.

                                                                                                      well keeping up with facts might be your first step LOL
                                                                                                      I do not work for either of those TERRIFIC companies....

                                                                                                      I have never switched any job ( I work for myself LOL and that is a full time Job just being my own HO, hence the name Joes HO)



                                                                                                      glad to know you want to take an interest in me though
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