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  • Adult Site Traffic
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5093

    #1

    OH I got a fucking TRUE STORY for you !!

    So I got myself a new laptop. I never work on a desktop, I use a laptop for everything. I had a great little Toshiba I've been working on for a year and a half, wireless KB and mouse all the goodies...

    I cannot say enough good things about a Toshiba Satellite.

    Anyway, I got this Compaq. Little bit faster, bigger, more HD, memory etc.. Moved all of my files to it, got all set up and I decided to format this little Toshiba and sell it. It's in great condition and it always has worked real well. At this point, I may still like it better than this Compaq.. so..

    I get out my WinXP Pro disc and start to format. I get to a point that tells be to press "ESC" to continue, so I press it and nothing.. hmm. My only option is to repair so i try that.

    Well, of course I end up with the same C:\ drive.. so I go thru this about 10 times... No "ESC".

    So I dig out my Win 98 startup floppy. Gonna blast this fucker outa there..

    A:\FDISK and all that. Now it want's me to "ESC". Fuck. ECS won't work. So I puuuuussssssshhhhh on it and wiggggllllleeee it and nothing. I tried everything.

    Fuck, I've been using the ESC key for a year and a half, right ?...

    So my wife comes in the kitchen as I have a screwdriver taking screws out because I'm gonna take this fucking little keyboard shitter out of here and see what the fuck is the major problem..

    That's when she says "why don't you just plug another keyboard into the PS2 ?"

    LOL, it never dawned on me that for a year and a half, I've used my wireless board 99% of the time

    That worked BTW

    AST

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  • SirSmokeALot
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 1413

    #2
    Damn, thats crazy.

    Good storie BTW
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    • Tam
      Rude Bitch
      • Jan 2001
      • 8534

      #3
      So I take it the WOMAN is the one with the brains in your house? Imagine THAT...... rotfl

      Ok, ok, ok, I'll shut up now...
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      • Dagwolf
        President of Canada
        • Sep 2003
        • 23141

        #4
        The PS2 remark threw me for a while.. till I realized you meant ps/2 lol

        I couldn't figure out what the hell a Playstation 2 had to do with the story...
        Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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        • gornyhuy
          Chafed.
          • May 2002
          • 18041

          #5
          Nice!

          I've had either wireless or just nice ergo keyboards plugged into my laptop at times and gone into a insane rage bec. the keyboard wouldn't work.... of course I was hitting the wrong one....



          icq:159548293

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          • fatal attraction
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 6522

            #6
            Smart wife!

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            • Gheenz
              Here's Your Sign
              • Oct 2003
              • 2410

              #7
              Funny how it's always something simple that turns out to be the problem.
              Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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              • HizAzPhun
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2004
                • 470

                #8
                awesome story, man



                You may be able to open the jar of pickles, but the wife can give you the fresh perspective when you're brain is just no longer working.

                I know the feeling

                -J
                see sig.

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                • Adult Site Traffic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5093

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickHimself
                  Funny how it's always something simple that turns out to be the problem.
                  Oh yea, there's more than that. I had my web host on the phone through part on this and he's a unix tech as well as does service calls on computers. We were both thinking it needed to come apart .
                  LOL

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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    Yea but how do you plan to sell it if the ESC key won't work

                    But you just got OWNED by your wife ... badly
                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • Adult Site Traffic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 5093

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tam
                      So I take it the WOMAN is the one with the brains in your house? Imagine THAT...... rotfl

                      Ok, ok, ok, I'll shut up now...
                      Let's see.. someone else was having a wreck with a laptop 2 days ago but I forgot who it was.. hmm.. LOL

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                      • Adult Site Traffic
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5093

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        Yea but how do you plan to sell it if the ESC key won't work

                        But you just got OWNED by your wife ... badly
                        I'll throw in a keyboard

                        Yea, that seems to happen too often man

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