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Old 06-21-2005, 12:57 AM  
Melanie
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: London,UK
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Let me know what you call it and I'll put it down on my census form. Being a Jedi Knight is theoretically in the UK a legitimate religion after all.

You see there are rules in the UK on how many members of your 'church' you have before you can qualify for the status of a religion rather than a cult. because on the last census the government decided to ask for your religion ( in defiance of European law ) and NOT filing in the box would be illegal and render you liable to prosecution andd fines a lot of people decided to say 'fuck you' and filled the form out claiming their religion was 'The Force' and they were a Jedi Knight LOL

Gillian Adnerson was hot at the time so I put my religion down as 'High Preistess of the Church of the Immaculate Gillian' - no one bothered to ask for proof of that.

Ahhh it great to be in the UK where we have a healthy disrespect for authority. Doubtles the reason for our overcrowded prions and the fact we imprison more people than almost anywhere except the US ( but we are cathing up fast and hope one day to have the largest prison population of anywehere in the world ) after all in the UK you can go to jail for not buying a licence for your TV ( the electronic kind - not a cross dresser, cross dressers dont need a licence - (yet !) )

Soooooo come to the Uk ahead of the next census - get yourself some airtime ( easy enough to do on our absolutely shit daytime TV channels ) and you too could become the head of a decent sized religion.

Now where did I put that collection plate I wonder - all £20 bills gratefully accepted
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