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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    I am starting my own religion

    Theres huge money in that. I've got a great idea for one that will revolutionize the way people buy their way into Heaven. Affiliate program coming soon, I'll keep you posted.
  • XAKEP
    Ask me about negative cash flow
    • Aug 2003
    • 518

    #2

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #3
      Originally posted by XAKEP
      Fortunately it doesn't have anything to do with that picture.

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      • Furious_Female
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 8187

        #4
        Sounds like a good idea

        That pic is disturbing ^
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Will you have Jesus juice?

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by Furious_Female
            Sounds like a good idea

            That pic is disturbing ^
            I agree on both counts.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              Originally posted by spunky
              Will you have Jesus juice?
              Only if it makes money.

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              • wallst
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 1621

                #8
                good luck with that

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                20th Congress

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                • Paraskass
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 5829

                  #9
                  ahahahaha

                  he is sucking his own dick.

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                  • Alex
                    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10963

                    #10
                    You mean CULT
                    Care about me?
                    Who?
                    Me!
                    Who?

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                    • nofx
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16826

                      #11
                      Jesus sells

                      if religion can be accepted by millions then in religion there is billions of dollars to be spent.

                      Often times I wonder why
                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                      • DWB
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 31779

                        #12
                        see WACO...

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                        • Theo The Theologian
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 1099

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shoehorn
                          Theres huge money in that. I've got a great idea for one that will revolutionize the way people buy their way into Heaven. Affiliate program coming soon, I'll keep you posted.
                          Hello my Child. Please let me know when I can promote such goodness.


                          I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                          • ProjectNaked
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 4309

                            #14
                            can I join the revival over the net?

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                              Hello my Child. Please let me know when I can promote such goodness.
                              WAAAPEEESSSSSHHHHHH.

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                              • Shoehorn!
                                Die With Your Boots On
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 22872

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ProjectNaked
                                can I join the revival over the net?
                                Absoloutely. I'll keep you posted.

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                                • tungsten
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 10579

                                  #17
                                  sounds like a lucrative idea
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                                  • sniperwolf
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 17743

                                    #18
                                    yeah alot of people i know really earned alot of money thru that... but really they suck! the deception..lol
                                    ~Accepting design works~

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                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323

                                      #19
                                      Many profitable cults, er...religions, sometimes use women to entice unwitting guys into the religion, so you'll need someone to manage the babes. I volunteer.

                                      BTW, you don't mind if they're all Asian hotties do you?

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                                      • Melanie
                                        Registered User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 21

                                        #20
                                        Let me know what you call it and I'll put it down on my census form. Being a Jedi Knight is theoretically in the UK a legitimate religion after all.

                                        You see there are rules in the UK on how many members of your 'church' you have before you can qualify for the status of a religion rather than a cult. because on the last census the government decided to ask for your religion ( in defiance of European law ) and NOT filing in the box would be illegal and render you liable to prosecution andd fines a lot of people decided to say 'fuck you' and filled the form out claiming their religion was 'The Force' and they were a Jedi Knight LOL

                                        Gillian Adnerson was hot at the time so I put my religion down as 'High Preistess of the Church of the Immaculate Gillian' - no one bothered to ask for proof of that.

                                        Ahhh it great to be in the UK where we have a healthy disrespect for authority. Doubtles the reason for our overcrowded prions and the fact we imprison more people than almost anywhere except the US ( but we are cathing up fast and hope one day to have the largest prison population of anywehere in the world ) after all in the UK you can go to jail for not buying a licence for your TV ( the electronic kind - not a cross dresser, cross dressers dont need a licence - (yet !) )

                                        Soooooo come to the Uk ahead of the next census - get yourself some airtime ( easy enough to do on our absolutely shit daytime TV channels ) and you too could become the head of a decent sized religion.

                                        Now where did I put that collection plate I wonder - all £20 bills gratefully accepted
                                        There are some people who say I have never done anything wrong in my life - of course they only say that behind my back

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                                        • Cassie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 3139

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                          Theres huge money in that. I've got a great idea for one that will revolutionize the way people buy their way into Heaven. Affiliate program coming soon, I'll keep you posted.

                                          the irony is is that being an evangelist can be very profitable. i'm surprised more haven't tried to cash in on this type of "work".

                                          it takes next to nothing to start a cult following if you have an amazing line of shit.
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                                          • wildgirl
                                            My Sig was too Big! :(
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 2554

                                            #22
                                            hahaha, he's sucking his own dick!
                                            looks he's frustrated coz he just did it on his own..lol
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                                            • BukkakeBrown
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 734

                                              #23
                                              a festivus for the rest of us
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                                              • Violetta
                                                Affiliate
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 28735

                                                #24
                                                Doesnt Maynard and Tool have their own relegion?
                                                M&A Queen

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                                                • EroticySteve
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 4365

                                                  #25
                                                  A religion for adults based on sex. The possibilities are endless.
                                                  You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
                                                  Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale

                                                  email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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                                                  • loverboy
                                                    When it rains, it pours
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 20609

                                                    #26
                                                    im exploring the worlds of scientology

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271

                                                      #27
                                                      Get me as your local leader, I have lots of followers!

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