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  • Tala
    Fucked if I know
    • Dec 2002
    • 23368
    #2601
    Originally posted by coolone
    A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
    "Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
    The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
    "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."

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      • coolfuck
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 2440
        #2602
        can i win without this banner?
        WANT TO PLACE YOUR TEXT/BANNER HERE?
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          • cool1
            sex is good
            • Sep 2001
            • 24939
            #2603
            Daddys Rules Of Dating

            --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

            Rule One:
            If you pull into my driveway and honk you"d better be delivering a package, because you"re sure not picking anything up.

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              • Tala
                Fucked if I know
                • Dec 2002
                • 23368
                #2604
                coolone, your jokes kick ass. Thank you for keeping me entertained in this thread.

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                  • cool1
                    sex is good
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 24939
                    #2605
                    Daddys Rules Of Dating

                    Rule Two:
                    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter"s body, I will remove them.

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                      • cool1
                        sex is good
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 24939
                        #2606
                        Daddys Rules Of Dating
                        Rule Three:
                        I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don"t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, infact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

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                          • cool1
                            sex is good
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 24939
                            #2607
                            Originally posted by Tala
                            coolone, your jokes kick ass. Thank you for keeping me entertained in this thread.
                            Glad you enjoy them.


                            Daddys Rules Of Dating
                            Rule Four:
                            I"m sure you"ve been told that in today"s world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

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                              • cool1
                                sex is good
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 24939
                                #2608
                                Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                Rule Six:
                                I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

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                                  • coolfuck
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 2440
                                    #2609
                                    yeah very funny ..
                                    can someone pls answer my question?
                                    WANT TO PLACE YOUR TEXT/BANNER HERE?
                                    MSG ME:ICQ Number :43-420-088

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                                      • Tala
                                        Fucked if I know
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 23368
                                        #2610
                                        Originally posted by coolone
                                        Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                        --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                        Rule One:
                                        If you pull into my driveway and honk you"d better be delivering a package, because you"re sure not picking anything up.

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                                          • cool1
                                            sex is good
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 24939
                                            #2611
                                            Originally posted by coolfuck
                                            yeah very funny ..
                                            can someone pls answer my question?
                                            Yes you can win without the banner

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                                              • Tala
                                                Fucked if I know
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 23368
                                                #2612
                                                Originally posted by coolfuck
                                                can i win without this banner?
                                                Yes.

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                                                  • cool1
                                                    sex is good
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 24939
                                                    #2613
                                                    Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                                    Rule Seven:
                                                    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don"tyou do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

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                                                      • cool1
                                                        sex is good
                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 24939
                                                        #2614
                                                        Daddys Rules Of Dating
                                                        Rule Eight:
                                                        The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

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                                                          • cool1
                                                            sex is good
                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                            • 24939
                                                            #2615
                                                            Daddys Rules Of Dating
                                                            Rule Nine:
                                                            Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

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                                                              • Tala
                                                                Fucked if I know
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 23368
                                                                #2616
                                                                Originally posted by coolone
                                                                Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                                                Rule Two:
                                                                You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter"s body, I will remove them.
                                                                ...from your wrists.

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                                                                  • Tala
                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 23368
                                                                    #2617
                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                    Daddys Rules Of Dating
                                                                    Rule Three:
                                                                    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don"t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, infact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

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                                                                      • cool1
                                                                        sex is good
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 24939
                                                                        #2618
                                                                        Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                                                        The last Rule:
                                                                        Be afraid,. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camoflaged face at the window is mine.

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                                                                          • born4porn
                                                                            FUKM ALL!
                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                            • 38781
                                                                            #2619
                                                                            Confucius Say
                                                                            A single fact can ruin a good argument.

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                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                • 24939
                                                                                #2620
                                                                                A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
                                                                                As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
                                                                                While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
                                                                                "No!" she shrieked, aghast.
                                                                                So, he dropped her.
                                                                                As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
                                                                                "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
                                                                                He dropped her, too.
                                                                                The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
                                                                                "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

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                                                                                  • Tala
                                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 23368
                                                                                    #2621
                                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                    Glad you enjoy them.


                                                                                    Daddys Rules Of Dating
                                                                                    Rule Four:
                                                                                    I"m sure you"ve been told that in today"s world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

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                                                                                      • Trixxxia
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                        • 5600
                                                                                        #2622
                                                                                        Thanks Tala - email received!

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                                                                                          • cool1
                                                                                            sex is good
                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                            • 24939
                                                                                            #2623
                                                                                            Tala I sure hope you win one of these prizes

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                                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                • 24939
                                                                                                #2624
                                                                                                There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
                                                                                                When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
                                                                                                "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
                                                                                                "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

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                                                                                                  • Tala
                                                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 23368
                                                                                                    #2625
                                                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                    Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                                                                                    Rule Six:
                                                                                                    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

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                                                                                                      • AGF
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                                        • 971
                                                                                                        #2626
                                                                                                        American Girls and American Guys
                                                                                                        We'll always stand up and salute
                                                                                                        We'll always recognize
                                                                                                        When we see Old Glory Flying
                                                                                                        There's a lot of men dead
                                                                                                        So we can sleep in peace at night
                                                                                                        When we lay down our head

                                                                                                        My daddy served in the army
                                                                                                        Where he lost his right eye
                                                                                                        But he flew a flag out in our yard
                                                                                                        Until the day that he died
                                                                                                        He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
                                                                                                        To grow up and live happy
                                                                                                        In the land of the free.

                                                                                                        Now this nation that I love
                                                                                                        Has fallen under attack
                                                                                                        A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
                                                                                                        From somewhere in the back
                                                                                                        Soon as we could see clearly
                                                                                                        Through our big black eye
                                                                                                        Man, we lit up your world
                                                                                                        Like the 4th of July

                                                                                                        Hey Uncle Sam
                                                                                                        Put your name at the top of his list
                                                                                                        And the Statue of Liberty
                                                                                                        Started shakin' her fist
                                                                                                        And the eagle will fly
                                                                                                        Man, it's gonna be hell
                                                                                                        When you hear Mother Freedom
                                                                                                        Start ringin' her bell
                                                                                                        And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
                                                                                                        Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

                                                                                                        Justice will be served
                                                                                                        And the battle will rage
                                                                                                        This big dog will fight
                                                                                                        When you rattle his cage
                                                                                                        And you'll be sorry that you messed with
                                                                                                        The U.S. of A.
                                                                                                        'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
                                                                                                        It's the American way

                                                                                                        Hey Uncle Sam
                                                                                                        Put your name at the top of his list
                                                                                                        And the Statue of Liberty
                                                                                                        Started shakin' her fist
                                                                                                        And the eagle will fly
                                                                                                        Man, it's gonna be hell
                                                                                                        When you hear Mother Freedom
                                                                                                        Start ringin' her bell
                                                                                                        And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
                                                                                                        Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
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                                                                                                          • Tala
                                                                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                                            • 23368
                                                                                                            #2627
                                                                                                            Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                            Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                                                                                            Rule Seven:
                                                                                                            As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don"tyou do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
                                                                                                            Heh.

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                                                                                                              • coolfuck
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                • 2440
                                                                                                                #2628
                                                                                                                thx for the answer .. i dont think i have a chance to win there..
                                                                                                                i mean i have to post 24h ..
                                                                                                                WANT TO PLACE YOUR TEXT/BANNER HERE?
                                                                                                                MSG ME:ICQ Number :43-420-088

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                                                                                                                  • Tala
                                                                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                    • 23368
                                                                                                                    #2629
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                    Daddys Rules Of Dating
                                                                                                                    Rule Eight:
                                                                                                                    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

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                                                                                                                      • Tala
                                                                                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                        • 23368
                                                                                                                        #2630
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by coolfuck
                                                                                                                        thx for the answer .. i dont think i have a chance to win there..
                                                                                                                        i mean i have to post 24h ..
                                                                                                                        Dude, I've been here for 642 posts. Do you hear me whining? Either quit whining and start posting or don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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                                                                                                                          • cool1
                                                                                                                            sex is good
                                                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                            • 24939
                                                                                                                            #2631
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by coolfuck
                                                                                                                            thx for the answer .. i dont think i have a chance to win there..
                                                                                                                            i mean i have to post 24h ..
                                                                                                                            Sure you have a chance
                                                                                                                            Just be the one to post the winning posts

                                                                                                                            Post Number.................................Prize Money

                                                                                                                            100............................................... $50
                                                                                                                            275............................................... $75
                                                                                                                            550............................................... $100
                                                                                                                            775............................................... $125
                                                                                                                            1200.............................................$ 200
                                                                                                                            1775.............................................$ 225
                                                                                                                            3500.............................................$ 300
                                                                                                                            4575.............................................$ 500
                                                                                                                            5000.............................................$ 1000

                                                                                                                            See you can win

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                                                                                                                              • Tala
                                                                                                                                Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                • 23368
                                                                                                                                #2632
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                Daddys Rules Of Dating
                                                                                                                                Rule Nine:
                                                                                                                                Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.
                                                                                                                                Where I grew up it was 54 acres behind the house.

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                                                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 24939
                                                                                                                                    #2633
                                                                                                                                    Why men die sooner
                                                                                                                                    Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

                                                                                                                                    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

                                                                                                                                    If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

                                                                                                                                    If you work too hard there is never any time for her.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

                                                                                                                                    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

                                                                                                                                    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

                                                                                                                                    If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
                                                                                                                                    favoritism.

                                                                                                                                    If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal
                                                                                                                                    opportunity.

                                                                                                                                    If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

                                                                                                                                    If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

                                                                                                                                    If you cry, you're a wimp.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.

                                                                                                                                    If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

                                                                                                                                    If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

                                                                                                                                    If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

                                                                                                                                    If she asks you, it's a favor.

                                                                                                                                    If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, you're gay.

                                                                                                                                    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, you're unromantic.

                                                                                                                                    If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, you're a slob.

                                                                                                                                    If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

                                                                                                                                    If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.

                                                                                                                                    If she has a headache, she's tired.

                                                                                                                                    If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

                                                                                                                                    If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

                                                                                                                                    If you don't, there must be someone else.

                                                                                                                                    NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.......

                                                                                                                                    THEY WANT TO !!

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                                                                                                                                      • Tala
                                                                                                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                        • 23368
                                                                                                                                        #2634
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                        Daddys Rules Of Dating

                                                                                                                                        The last Rule:
                                                                                                                                        Be afraid,. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camoflaged face at the window is mine.

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                                                                                                                                          • Tala
                                                                                                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 23368
                                                                                                                                            #2635
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
                                                                                                                                            Thanks Tala - email received!
                                                                                                                                            No problem. Hope you enjoy!

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                                                                                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                • 24939
                                                                                                                                                #2636
                                                                                                                                                Laast joke for a bit.
                                                                                                                                                Got to go take my daughter to the park.
                                                                                                                                                She has not been able to go for the last week since she has those chicken pox.
                                                                                                                                                But I will be back


                                                                                                                                                Jesus Is Watching You

                                                                                                                                                Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

                                                                                                                                                Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

                                                                                                                                                The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

                                                                                                                                                He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

                                                                                                                                                The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

                                                                                                                                                "Clarence," said the bird.

                                                                                                                                                "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

                                                                                                                                                The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

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                                                                                                                                                  • Tala
                                                                                                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                    • 23368
                                                                                                                                                    #2637
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                                    Tala I sure hope you win one of these prizes
                                                                                                                                                    Thanks. Even if I don't, though, it's been a hoot posting. And since I am my postcount, I've added another six hundred or so. I bet I'll turn another thou before this is over.

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                                                                                                                                                      • Tala
                                                                                                                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                        • 23368
                                                                                                                                                        #2638
                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                                        Why men die sooner
                                                                                                                                                        Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

                                                                                                                                                        If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

                                                                                                                                                        If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

                                                                                                                                                        If you work too hard there is never any time for her.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

                                                                                                                                                        If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

                                                                                                                                                        If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

                                                                                                                                                        If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
                                                                                                                                                        favoritism.

                                                                                                                                                        If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal
                                                                                                                                                        opportunity.

                                                                                                                                                        If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

                                                                                                                                                        If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

                                                                                                                                                        If you cry, you're a wimp.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.

                                                                                                                                                        If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

                                                                                                                                                        If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

                                                                                                                                                        If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

                                                                                                                                                        If she asks you, it's a favor.

                                                                                                                                                        If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, you're gay.

                                                                                                                                                        If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, you're unromantic.

                                                                                                                                                        If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, you're a slob.

                                                                                                                                                        If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

                                                                                                                                                        If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.

                                                                                                                                                        If she has a headache, she's tired.

                                                                                                                                                        If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

                                                                                                                                                        If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

                                                                                                                                                        If you don't, there must be someone else.

                                                                                                                                                        NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.......

                                                                                                                                                        THEY WANT TO !!
                                                                                                                                                        True, dat.

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                                                                                                                                                          • Tala
                                                                                                                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                            • 23368
                                                                                                                                                            #2639
                                                                                                                                                            Taking a break. Friend is here. Don't worry, I will again resume posting asap.

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                                                                                                                                                              • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                #2640
                                                                                                                                                                Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                An Arch Criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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                                                                                                                                                                  • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                    FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                    • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                    #2641
                                                                                                                                                                    Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                    The best way for university student to turn their life completly around is to get 90 degrees.

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                                                                                                                                                                      • born4porn
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                        • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                        #2642
                                                                                                                                                                        Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                        The worst thing about oral sex is the view

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                                                                                                                                                                          • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                            FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                            • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                            #2643
                                                                                                                                                                            Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                            A Greek tampon is called "Abzorba the Leak."

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                                                                                                                                                                              • AGF
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                • 971
                                                                                                                                                                                #2644
                                                                                                                                                                                I love this bar, this is my kinda of place.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                    FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                    #2645
                                                                                                                                                                                    Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                                    Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                        FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                        #2646
                                                                                                                                                                                        Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                                        Well done is better than well said.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                            FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                            #2647
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                                            Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                                FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                                #2648
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                                                Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Anna_O
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 5773
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #2649
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hi all


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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • born4porn
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #2650
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Confucius Say
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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