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  • Cam94
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 250
    #1

    Woman of my dreams... Tomorrow Night!

    Well it seems that I work with one of the hottest chicks ive ever known. This is no regular woman. You know the girl you thought you could never have, the model with Size F titties. Yea thats her.

    Well anyway tonight my drunk ass is talking to her on the phone(she just found out her boyfriend has been cheating on her), and we get on the subject of if im good in bed or not. i tell her that i would be the best lay she would ever have and would forget about your boyfriend. remember im drunk, so anyways not takin shit seriously, she comes out of the blue and wants to know when? When am i going to fuck her brains out?

    Have I mentioned how hot this girl is? Wheres her pic when i need one, but it turns out tomorrow night is it. tomorrow night i will be fucking the finest girl ive ever gotten with. fuck im terrified. i can barely even talk around this girl, now im supposed to fuck her tomorrow. what can i say im so fuckin happy but then i realize who this girl is.

    she has had a baby, six months ago. is she even sewed up yet? her last boyfriend was a monster black guy with a 2 foot cock, why did she have to tell me. so im supposed to be the best fuck in her life tomorrow, now you see my point.

    So come on Porn Kings and Porn Queens, can you give me some pointers on how to last all night with this Sex Goddess?

    Thanks!
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    • hydro
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 4216
      #2
      damn surfers

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        • EviLGuY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 12745
          #3
          Yer fucked. Never build it up beforehand like that unless you know for sure you can deliver.

          You'll be lucky to even get it up tommorow.

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            • polish_aristocrat
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2002
              • 40377
              #4
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                • Hank_MrSkin
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 3987
                  #5
                  You really don't want us to reply to that shit do you
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                    • Satisfaction
                      WootWootCash.com
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 10900
                      #6
                      sounds like your fucked... you aint going to win a girl that has had a 2 foot cock penetrated in her...

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                        • kush
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 3382
                          #7
                          die

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                            • Preacher
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 2970
                              #8
                              sounds like you have a problem now

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                                • Marie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 3024
                                  #9
                                  Get out of it while you still can.

                                  Are you sure that it'll be the fuck of a lifetime?? I don't think so, if you can't even talk around her.

                                  Well, good luck, i guess.

                                  Oh, and the "is she even sewed up yet?" part is hilarious. Thanks!! Pfffff....!!!
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                                    • Mutt
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 34431
                                      #10
                                      saddest part of this thread is people responding to a 16 year old surfer's mindless drivel.
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                                        • lim_joe
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 204
                                          #11
                                          just get drunk again..
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                                            • Cam94
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 250
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Mutt
                                              saddest part of this thread is people responding to a 16 year old surfer's mindless drivel.
                                              16? what the fuck are you smoking. that was a good response, are all of your replies worthless as this one?

                                              anyways, thanks to everybody that replied. now for another drink! cheers

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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 14809
                                                  #13
                                                  just remember to "clear the pipes" before the big date. dont want that 16 year built up load getting in the way of intelligent, and I use the term loosely, conversation. good luck.

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                                                    • Cam94
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 250
                                                      #14
                                                      ok its 4:53am Central Standard Time. my fantasy woman will be here at 6:00am. she has to stay late at her work. guess im off to the store for some rubbers.

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                                                        • hova
                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 22430
                                                          #15
                                                          how pathetic
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                                                            • bluff
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 6253
                                                              #16
                                                              hahaha keep us updated

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                                                                • wyldblyss
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 5779
                                                                  #17
                                                                  "Is she even sewed up yet"?

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