Aliens Using E-mail To Seduce Earth Women

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  • dj pussy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1440

    #1

    Aliens Using E-mail To Seduce Earth Women

    "Aliens have tapped into our Internet connections "

    The porn that's clogging your e-mail inbox isn't always sent by some lonely pervert getting his kicks in a shabby apartment, or by marketing companies trying to make a buck on X-rated merchandise. A top researcher says you could also be getting spammed by aliens on a distant planet!

    Astrophysicist Dr. Paul Winterhoof says aliens have "hijacked" the satellite transmissions that connect computers on the Internet, and are using them to contact Earth women with lurid claims about their sexual prowess -- or to entice Earth men with offers of miraculous performance-enhancing drugs and gadgets.

    full report from weeklyworldnews.com
  • 187
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 493

    #2
    fuck they are on to us

    time to switch to JOL (Jupiter Online)
    wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep

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    • =^..^=
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 6935

      #3
      if it's on weeklyworldnews it must be real!
      #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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      • pxxx
        First African GFY Member
        • Mar 2004
        • 12114

        #4
        Somebody did not take their pill today.

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        • Vitasoy
          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
          • Oct 2003
          • 58202

          #5
          weeklyworldnews is a very credible source


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          • Lauren
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1439

            #6
            Originally posted by pxxx
            Somebody did not take their pill today.

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            • EviLGuY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2003
              • 12745

              #7
              Fucking aliens.. they only want our women because theirs are so fucking nasty.

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              • Goose
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 5725

                #8
                Originally posted by 187
                fuck they are on to us

                time to switch to JOL (Jupiter Online)
                -"Jupiter Online - It's knowledge, its power..." - "It's fuck!"
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                • strats
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1805

                  #9
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                  • petepete
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 246

                    #10
                    Hmmm... So you are saying that it's not actually true?
                    Nothing here...

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                    • TheMob?
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 8584

                      #11
                      you have no idea, earthlings

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                      • strats
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1805

                        #12
                        I dont doubt that it is true. I was just humoring

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                        • hova
                          Traffillionaire
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22430

                          #13
                          dirty bastards!
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