The Girl Is Fucking Retarded...[ex]
seriously... what the fuck... ok.. put yourself in my shoes...
broke up with the girl about 4months ago...
still friends....
in the last month she started talking about us fucking again... yeah im cool with it... but she changed her mind because she dont want feelings to mix in again.... thats fine with me...
anyways, she called me just like 5mins ago
here is how it went... H=Her M=Me
H"whats up jeff"
M"whats up janelle"
H"nothing much, im bored"
M"yeah me too"
H"jeff, im fucking horny"
...pause for a sec... now when a girl calls you, tells you she is bored and horny, and you didnt say/do anything to make her wanna say that... what do you assume? she prolly is callin for a quick fuck.... ok lets see how that works...
M"oh really?"
H"very"
M"well is there anything i could do to fix that for you"
H"mmmmm... like what
M"well for starts i can grab my keys and come over... we will take it from there"
here is the fucked up part guys!
H"yeah well thats will never happen again"
M"uhh... you just called me... said you were bored and horny, wtf am i suppose to say?"
H"whatever jeff, i dont get you"
end phone convo..
uhhhh guys, help me.... wtf is that shit about.... is she just fucking stupid or does she think she is bothering me by saying it... which she is, but ill ignore the rest of the calls
discuss
broke up with the girl about 4months ago...
still friends....
in the last month she started talking about us fucking again... yeah im cool with it... but she changed her mind because she dont want feelings to mix in again.... thats fine with me...
anyways, she called me just like 5mins ago
here is how it went... H=Her M=Me
H"whats up jeff"
M"whats up janelle"
H"nothing much, im bored"
M"yeah me too"
H"jeff, im fucking horny"
...pause for a sec... now when a girl calls you, tells you she is bored and horny, and you didnt say/do anything to make her wanna say that... what do you assume? she prolly is callin for a quick fuck.... ok lets see how that works...
M"oh really?"
H"very"
M"well is there anything i could do to fix that for you"
H"mmmmm... like what
M"well for starts i can grab my keys and come over... we will take it from there"
here is the fucked up part guys!
H"yeah well thats will never happen again"
M"uhh... you just called me... said you were bored and horny, wtf am i suppose to say?"
H"whatever jeff, i dont get you"
end phone convo..
uhhhh guys, help me.... wtf is that shit about.... is she just fucking stupid or does she think she is bothering me by saying it... which she is, but ill ignore the rest of the calls
discuss
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