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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562

    #51
    interesting....with all the new terrorist shit going on I guess they can grab anyone now

    glad to see you weren't actually in jail....jail sucks

    oh yeah, 50

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #52
      Atleast you weren't in Mexico...you would still be in jail
      Last edited by Spunky; 08-01-2004, 08:10 PM.

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #53

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        • Jonathan Quarkschowski
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 631

          #54
          Originally posted by Pleasurepays
          Where is Canada?
          always on top of your fucking country, dickhead.

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          • Marcus Aurelius
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Apr 2003
            • 14809

            #55
            canada..land of hatred for the olive skinned man...whats this world coming to?

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            • Pleasurepays
              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
              • Aug 2002
              • 11913

              #56
              Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
              always on top of your fucking country, dickhead.

              "always"? do you suspect it moves around quite a bit? - where did you learn geography, in clown school?

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              • RRRED
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 6754

                #57
                Wiredguy are you serious or just joking?

                Shit I remember going to one of the Vancouver webmaster things a few years ago... They start asking a bunch of questions to my husband.. When they ask what we did for a living he says "I am a tile setter and my wife is an adult webmaster" In the office I went for 3 hours. I was kicking his ass the whole way to the hotel...

                What I love about Canada though is coming back in and using the pace lane or whatever it is. I guess it's for people who work there and they need some sort of identification. I always use that lane and then pull dumb girl bigtime " OH Im so sorry (bat eyelashes) I had no idea I wasn't supposed to be in this lane tee hee" .... 2 hours minimum saved haha...

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                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34515

                  #58
                  Originally posted by RRRED
                  Wiredguy are you serious or just joking?
                  I'm serious. If I go 3-4 days without shaving, I totally fit the profile of a typical mid-eastern terrorist. I don't really blame immigration and I usually get through it with minimal problems so it doesn't really bother me. It's usually just easier to shave before going through customs.

                  WG
                  I play with Google.

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                  • SmokeyTheBear
                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 28609

                    #59
                    It was your last name juicy. !!!!!!

                    I think i can say without any hesitation the american border patrol is much worse..

                    I wouldn't recommend any arab from the usa travelling to canada. You might just end up being shipped back to where you were born. ( or vice versa for that matter )

                    It's all good though if you bring your gfy membership card. If you had flashed that baby , they would have given you an escort..
                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #60
                      Originally posted by mdcq
                      canada..land of hatred for the olive skinned man...whats this world coming to?
                      Dude..Half our population in Vancouver is either East indian or Asian..Canadians get hassled trying to get in the states as well..it happens a thousand times a day

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                      • KRL
                        Entrepreneur
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 31429

                        #61
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                        • Phil
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7659

                          #62
                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                          k here is the story.

                          We arrive in Buffalo Fri night around 1 am or so.

                          So we chill with our friend and such.

                          Next day we decide to go to canada.

                          Well we got the biggest dipshit on the border patrol that day I guess they didnt like guidos. Plus he was a prick.

                          Izz was driving , me in shotgun and our other friend in the back.

                          So we come there, give the dipshit our licenses and such. They ask why you going and so on. Then they tell us to go ahead and pull over.

                          Next thing i know they cuff me and take me into the building and shit. So they start asking me all these fucking questions and so on.

                          I got nothing tohide to I was like be my guest run your checks your wasting your time. Long story short i was in there for 3 hours. They come back uncuff me and say we apologize bla bla bla and so on.

                          Then i told em (i was really pissed at this point) you wasted your time with me a innoceent person while you let the terrorists right through? Good fucking job you guys are doing , we will stay in the US and so on... at this point they realized they fucked up and shit so they took my HEAT

                          So in short they can suck my dick.
                          No offense but you do look kinda Iranian or some sort of Mediterranean? Americans don?t know the difference between Arabs and Indian Sighs (sp) ..
                          BDJUF or what ever his name is would be fucked ?
                          Last edited by Phil; 08-01-2004, 08:50 PM.
                          Ask Phil

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                          • Headless
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 26727

                            #63
                            Told you so........

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                            • pornstar2pac
                              Omaha Hi/Lo
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 17380

                              #64
                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                              they must have ran my name in dome db or something.

                              They checked the car too but found nothing

                              Bunch of pricks ,


                              cool so they didn't find the 500,000 ectasy pills
                              Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                              • xxxdesign-net
                                My hips don't lie
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 10129

                                #65
                                Did you have your penile extender on you Juicy? Maybe thats what troubled them when they saw a weird bump in your tight jeans... like you were trying to hide something...

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                                • Groove
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 3852

                                  #66
                                  You were probably red-flagged as a gerbil smuggler.

                                  I hope they put plenty of lube on the anal probe.

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                                  • Rochard
                                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 75761

                                    #67
                                    Canada deported me once.

                                    I was a sixteen year old runaway who had enrolled in public school outside of Montreal. Pulled it off for six months before they figured it out.
                                    Herschel Savage
                                    Brooklyn, NY

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                                    • ronaldo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 5475

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                      That was Frank. He's gay. He just wanted to probe your cavities.

                                      It sucks to be good looking.
                                      I thought BorderPatrol Frank was dead.

                                      No wait, that's office Glen.

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                                      • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 5162

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by juicylinks

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                                        • PornHero
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                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 1381

                                          #70
                                          Juicy should have his own sitcom.
                                          PornHero.com

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                                          • iwantchixx
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 12860

                                            #71
                                            People cry for tougher border patrols and stricter screening. 911 happens. People cry more and border complies. Now.. peopel cry again when they make a mistake. Would you all rather there was NO security?

                                            all that aside

                                            Sucks what happened Juicy. Did they even give you an explanation why they did that to you?

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                                            • ronaldo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 5475

                                              #72
                                              As a white male, I can thankfully only imagine the predjudice that goes on (Unless Michael Moore gets HIS way of course).

                                              Imagining for a second this happening to me, if it happened once, I think I'd laugh it off, UNLESS I missed a flight because of it.

                                              If it happened regularly though, I'd either be used to it and not let it bother me or get more pissed each time it happens. As I said, thankfully I can ONLY imagine it.

                                              However, like has been previously stated, IF I lived in Japan and there had been a rash of recent terrorists attacks by white males? I like to THINK that I could understand. I guess alot of it would have to do with the attitude of the people questioning me as well.

                                              Like Juicy said, this guy had an ignorant attitude, so I'd probably be pissed off even if I did understand their concern.

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                                              • wyldblyss
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 5779

                                                #73
                                                Sorry you had the problems, but in this day and age it happens. Canada doesn't hate anyone..take a look around we have everyone and thier brother over here.

                                                Usually the only time something like that happens is if Customs officers have received word to look for a particular person.

                                                Things work both ways though...I cross the border a lot and U.S. customs has put me through the ringer.

                                                Examples:

                                                My daughter is VERY shy, her last name is different than mine. While crossing the border the officer had her in TEARS because she demanded my daughter answer questions and the officer would not let me speak. She was only 7 at the time but was asking her questions like "who is the woman in the car with you" "is this woman trying to hurt you" "what is your birthday" "where are you going?" "where are you supposed to be right now?" "where is your daddy right now" Some questions were hard for her to answer, such as where her father was...she doesn't live with him...she had no idea....and she just started crying her eyes out...I would start to try to explain that she was shy, that she wouldn't know...and the officer was saying "will you SHUT UP, this GIRL is going to answer the questions and you are going to SHUT UP".

                                                Mind you, I had her older brother in the car also, Passports and birth certificates for each of us. When it was all over about 30 minutes later...my daughter was crying so hard that she couldn't catch her breath...I had to pull over just to hold her for a while and calm her down....I asked customs "if you don't mind me asking why was all of this necessary? Did you have a report of some abduction or something?" Her reply "Lady, your last name is different than that of your children" My reply: Welcome to reality...have you never heard of divorce?

                                                Or the time they pulled me into immigration and kept me so long I missed my flight. Why? My suitcase was too big. Yep that is right, they didn't like the size of my suitcase.

                                                So border issues will continue to happen....I honestly don't mind because I guess they are just trying to do their job....I was only pissed at the treatment of my little one....because I felt helpless and she was so upset.

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                                                • ronaldo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 5475

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                  I would start to try to explain that she was shy, that she wouldn't know...and the officer was saying "will you SHUT UP, this GIRL is going to answer the questions and you are going to SHUT UP".
                                                  At this point, I'd have taken my keys out of the ignition and walked into the office and asked for the supervisor to come out. Or, I'd turn around and go to the nearest payphone, and CALL and ask for the supervisor.

                                                  There's no need for your child or you to have to go through this. That's just fucking brutal.

                                                  I understand their concern again, but for him to yell at you to SHUT UP?? I don't think so. That alone would set alot of kids off. They'd be terrified.

                                                  So border issues will continue to happen....I honestly don't mind because I guess they are just trying to do their job....I was only pissed at the treatment of my little one....because I felt helpless and she was so upset.
                                                  I agree.

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                                                  • InkedUpMess
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                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 368

                                                    #75
                                                    I guess I expected more from this story!~LOL

                                                    Welcome back to freedom though!!
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                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4126

                                                      #76
                                                      I'm Canadian...please don't hurt me.

                                                      Juicy, it really sucks that this happened to you. 3 hours in handcuffs is uncalled for.

                                                      That being said, I know you're probably not in the mood for that now but in the future, do consider visiting our land of good beer, billingualism and multicolored money...eh!

                                                      Hell, if you make it to Vancouver, the beer will be on me. Just as a Canuck trying to put some diplomacy in the porn industry.

                                                      Anyhow, it's good to see you back. At least you're safe.
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                                                      • =^..^=
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                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 6935

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by BVF
                                                        You have an Arab-ish name and you're olive skinned. Welcome to the world of discrimination....Try driving while black for awhile.
                                                        exactly.

                                                        Everytime i travel to / from / or in the so called "land of the free" i get stopped, harrassed, searched, double searched. my luggage pulled to pieces, my laptop files searched thru..

                                                        just because I have an Indian middle name (which could be mistaken for Arabic I guess)
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                                                        • JFK
                                                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 67369

                                                          #78
                                                          happens to me from time to time, last time because the idiot didnt like me driving to Atlanta. Took them an hour to search the Jag,they delight in busting peoples balls who drive fancycars. This past weekend is a long weekend on the Ontario side, and the customs agents were working to rule as a form of a strike for wage parity with American counter parts They warned of Long Line ups and delays

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                                                          • kak_azn
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 3055

                                                            #79
                                                            Canada their all a bunch of fag smokers

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                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 58202

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by fris

                                                              oh my goddess! hot hot damn


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                                                              • creegan
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                • 223

                                                                #81
                                                                i wish it were just about skin color. i'm a tan cracka, pretty much as "american" as it gets and haven't made it through customs once without shit, going out and coming back. even on domestics i end up in my boxers. i can't imagine one time when i've been through without a problem since the first time it happened when i was sixteen. i'm usually dressed up pretty sharp... perhaps that's the problem? you was just looking to fine juicy

                                                                the people who don't look suspicious are the ones you have to worry about? these poor customs workers... fucked if they do, fucked if they don't
                                                                gfy'ers remind me of the causeheads from pcu

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                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                  Did you have your penile extender on you Juicy? Maybe thats what troubled them when they saw a weird bump in your tight jeans... like you were trying to hide something...
                                                                  lol

                                                                  Dont worry ill be back and Ill make across this time

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                                                                  • juicylinks
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 122992

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                    It was your last name juicy. !!!!!!

                                                                    I think i can say without any hesitation the american border patrol is much worse..

                                                                    yeah i think my real name must have gotten them all stirred up and shit.

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                                                                    • bad_girl
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                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 757

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by kak_azn
                                                                      Canada their all a bunch of fag smokers
                                                                      I am going to bitch slap you.

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                                                                      • candyflip
                                                                        Carpe Visio
                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 43073

                                                                        #85
                                                                        I was harassed by Customs going into Canada a few weeks back. Wasted a ton of my fucking casino time.

                                                                        Spend you some brain.
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                                                                        • MakaveIi
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 176

                                                                          #86
                                                                          http://www.canada.com/windsor/windso...9-eb44817bdecf

                                                                          To sum it up ... CBSA was running work to rule this weekend, and that called for the officers to pretty much harass everyone and cause delays. As they put it "If it causes delays, it causes delays. The security of the country is more important at this point than just processing vehicles."

                                                                          Although there may have been other reasons for the further questioning with Juicy, it was pretty much a situation where everyone was fair game ,and caught in the middle of CBSA's fight for more $ with the federal government.
                                                                          M E D I U M P I M P I N . C O M

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                                                                          • Tom_PMs
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                            • 2049

                                                                            #87
                                                                            So you just decided to go to canada? I dont get it

                                                                            You said they asked you all kinds of questions while handcuffed? Like what? I mean damn, 3 hours to verify you are you...

                                                                            Jeez, see this is why I almost never even leave my house except to get food, and thats because theres no local grocery delivery service, I checked, hahaha.
                                                                            Fucked up man.

                                                                            You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                                                            • ronaldo
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 5475

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Jesus Christ.

                                                                              You can tell just from the tone of that article that they're arrogant as hell with no regard for anyone.

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                                                                              • Doctor Dre
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 51692

                                                                                #89
                                                                                ROFL ... I don't think there could be any terrorist with your juciy face .
                                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 51692

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  You can be sooooooo helpless in thoses situations it's crazy. They own you so bad ... I hate border
                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                  • Doctor Dre
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 51692

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by MakaveIi
                                                                                    http://www.canada.com/windsor/windso...9-eb44817bdecf

                                                                                    To sum it up ... CBSA was running work to rule this weekend, and that called for the officers to pretty much harass everyone and cause delays. As they put it "If it causes delays, it causes delays. The security of the country is more important at this point than just processing vehicles."

                                                                                    Although there may have been other reasons for the further questioning with Juicy, it was pretty much a situation where everyone was fair game ,and caught in the middle of CBSA's fight for more $ with the federal government.
                                                                                    yea I've seen that in the news too . Not the right time to do that
                                                                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                    • Mutt
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 34431

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      please, i feel bad for juicy he had a rough time but the border going the other way is worse. i've been strip searched - for no reason = u want man hands up your keister?

                                                                                      they have big plans for the American border - Canucks won't even be able to hop over the Detroit River for a RedWings game without having their retinas scanned or some high tech shit like that.
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                                                                                      • Magnus
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 1211

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Sounds like the backward ass country fucks in Washington when Drinkinghard and I were trying to go to Seattle for a webmaster dinner. I guess a couple of nicely dressed white guys in a Audi sent off some threat level red or something cuz they ripped DH's car apart and we were interviewed by 5 different backward ass country fucks. They called DH a liar and shit cuz appearantly "No one from Vancouver drives all the way (1 hour 50 minutes) to Seattle for dinner.

                                                                                        BS on both sides of the divide!
                                                                                        Magnus

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                                                                                        • emmanuelle
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 3662

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                          k

                                                                                          Next thing i know they cuff me and take me into the building and shit. So they start asking me all these fucking questions and so on.


                                                                                          Then i told em (i was really pissed at this point) you wasted your time with me a innoceent person while you let the terrorists right through? Good fucking job you guys are doing , we will stay in the US and so on... at this point they realized they fucked up and shit so they took my HEAT

                                                                                          So in short they can suck my dick.

                                                                                          I have trouble believing that you were handcuffed, unless you were irate and they felt you posed a physical threat to them.

                                                                                          And the terrorists? They're going the other direction

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                                                                                          • vidvicious
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                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 4765

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            They should of gave you a cavity search . at least you would of had some pics to post ..


                                                                                            The same is true of the US border Patrol .. I get stopped and held up at every trip into the US .. Them the Breaks you can thank G.Bush for that .
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                                                                                            • genomega
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                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 1190

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by vidvicious
                                                                                              They should of gave you a cavity search . at least you would of had some pics to post ..


                                                                                              The same is true of the US border Patrol .. I get stopped and held up at every trip into the US .. Them the Breaks you can thank G.Bush for that .
                                                                                              Why bother come to the US then, just stay home.


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                                                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 28682

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                ok when they pull people over people complain, and then when they dont a bomb is blown people blame the patrol,

                                                                                                fuck u cant have it both ways.

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                                                                                                • Azlord
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 2651

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  BLAME CANADA!

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                                                                                                  • MetaMan
                                                                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                                    • 28682

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Azlord
                                                                                                    BLAME CANADA!
                                                                                                    last time i checked the attacks happend in the USA, and its bush who made everyone scared, maybe u should have gone and voted?

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                                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 57559

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Hi Juicy...
                                                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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