USA vs. God - Who would win?

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  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240

    #1

    USA vs. God - Who would win?

    These threads are getting retarded.
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  • fr8
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    • Mar 2003
    • 5074

    #2
    Yes they are.

    But God would win hands down.
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    • EviLGuY
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 12745

      #3
      USA.. I don't believe in "God".

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      • freeadultcontent
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        • Oct 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        The US would if we all could find a biblical loophole that would allow us to die at same time and launch a suprise attack. Well shit he is all knowing so someone has to find a way to distract him.

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        • InsaneMidget
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          • May 2002
          • 3767

          #5
          Bush = god, no?

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          • boobmaster
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 6185

            #6
            Originally posted by freeadultcontent
            The US would if we all could find a biblical loophole that would allow us to die at same time and launch a suprise attack. Well shit he is all knowing so someone has to find a way to distract him.
            What if it's all true? What if there actually IS a God? What do you think he would think of all this bullshit mocking you people are doing? Are you SO SURE it's all a bunch of crap? If it is, then I assume you have a better answer for how the universe came into being. I'd sure love to hear it if you do.

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            • infohawk
              Registered User
              • Jul 2004
              • 35

              #7
              I don't think god has any oil though

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              • escorpio
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                • Oct 2002
                • 23485

                #8
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                • kowntafit
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4667

                  #9
                  Neither, how can the USA win a war if they aren't fighting anyone? I think you need at least 2 parties to have a war.

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                  • ChewbaCreative
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                    • Dec 2003
                    • 1118

                    #10
                    in god we trust!

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                    • Firehorse
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 30767

                      #11
                      This is definately a no brainer!
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                      • Thechad
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                        • Jun 2004
                        • 579

                        #12
                        Is it God VS the US military or the whole USA.. If it's the whole USA, I would say Ditka would win.
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                        • scoobydookc
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 193

                          #13
                          Bush would fall to his knees and begin blo---praying.

                          Maybe God already took the US over, Bush keeps injecting him into every speach.

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                          • rakeback
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 405

                            #14
                            Trick question:

                            USA is God.


                            (or at least they act that way)




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                            • Argoz
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #15
                              God for sure.
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                              • almighty
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 838

                                #16
                                Originally posted by boobmaster
                                What if it's all true? What if there actually IS a God? What do you think he would think of all this bullshit mocking you people are doing? Are you SO SURE it's all a bunch of crap? If it is, then I assume you have a better answer for how the universe came into being. I'd sure love to hear it if you do.
                                and what proof do you ahve that it is true other then words written by people and chnaged time and time again Why would a god let people suffer from nasty disease and such as well as the bible which contridicts itself Anyways two things you should never argue in life unless ya want to argue along time thats religion and politics and both are full of hypocrits

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                                • scoobydookc
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 193

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by boobmaster
                                  What if it's all true? What if there actually IS a God? What do you think he would think of all this bullshit mocking you people are doing? Are you SO SURE it's all a bunch of crap? If it is, then I assume you have a better answer for how the universe came into being. I'd sure love to hear it if you do.
                                  I would be more scared of never living life because some book told me don't touch or taste, and then dying to find out it was all bullshit.

                                  As we know it, everything has a beginning and an end.... It's beyond our understanding to grasp the concept....

                                  Wait is this the GFY board or have my lights gone out and I have nothing better to do....

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                                  • boobmaster
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 6185

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by scoobydookc
                                    I would be more scared of never living life because some book told me don't touch or taste, and then dying to find out it was all bullshit.

                                    As we know it, everything has a beginning and an end.... It's beyond our understanding to grasp the concept....

                                    Wait is this the GFY board or have my lights gone out and I have nothing better to do....
                                    .... then I wish you a very long and happy life.

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                                    • Gheenz
                                      Here's Your Sign
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 2410

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Thechad
                                      Is it God VS the US military or the whole USA.. If it's the whole USA, I would say Ditka would win.
                                      Yep, we'd just use Ditka. It's proven he'd win in a fight with a tornado, so God can't be much tougher.
                                      Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                      • AVM
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                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 1890

                                        #20
                                        The USA is God, thus, this question cannot be answered. Duh!



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                                          • Jul 2001
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                                          #21
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                                          • Lauren
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                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 1439

                                            #22
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                                            • nofx
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                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 16826

                                              #23
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