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  • Twatacom
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 275

    #1

    Ali G

    Jesus.... I almost just fell out of my bed...

    Throw the j*w down the well

    Unreal...
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  • Marcus Aurelius
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    I think the line that got me was in the political discussion when he said...

    If theres fluff on the muff...shes old enough.

    Pretty good stuff from the G man tonight.

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    • DaLord
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 3318

      #3
      Originally posted by Twatacom
      Jesus.... I almost just fell out of my bed...

      Throw the j*w down the well

      Unreal...
      Jesus christ Ali G is kinda very old news here in Europe

      But he's still the king above everyone else.

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      • EviLGuY
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2003
        • 12745

        #4
        Am I the only one that finds him incredibly annoying?

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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
          ali g owns
          Crypto HODLr
          Crypto mining
          Angel investor

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          • Marcus Aurelius
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Apr 2003
            • 14809

            #6
            Originally posted by EviLGuY
            Am I the only one that finds him incredibly annoying?
            some of his stuff makes you uncormfortable to watch..hes just so direct with his false stupidity.

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            • Twatacom
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 275

              #7
              And Cyndi Lauper's Girls just want to have fuck
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              • fr8
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2003
                • 5074

                #8
                I thought his show was going to be dumb as hell but after I cought the first season I couldnt wait for the second.
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                • warlock5
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2808

                  #9
                  He's one funny motherfucker. You should be able to get his european stuff off the net if your in the us.

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                  • pood
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 1609

                    #10
                    ROFL

                    Ali G is hilarious.

                    have you guys seen his movie, In Da House?

                    ROFL

                    the beginning part cracked me up, but so did the rest of hte movie

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                    • Firehorse
                      Desire it and have it!!!
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 30767

                      #11
                      Ali G almost always cracks me up, he is too funny!
                      MySweetEbony

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                      • the source
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 1255

                        #12
                        Yah same here, he is fucking hilarious.
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                        • Living For Today
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 3970

                          #13
                          I still for some reason have only watched a few episodes of his show. What I did see was fucking hilarious.

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                          • kowntafit
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4667

                            #14
                            Ali G is fucking funny. I don't think he is on here anymore though.

                            This is where my next million is coming from!

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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562

                              #15
                              i just fucking had that on right as I clicked this thread

                              my wife is rolling on the floor right now in laughter

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                              • Jace
                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 35562

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DaLord
                                Jesus christ Ali G is kinda very old news here in Europe

                                But he's still the king above everyone else.
                                ah yes, but we have new episodes....ain't america grand? hehe

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                                • FUCKuPAYme
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 1023

                                  #17
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                                  • AVM
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 1890

                                    #18
                                    I started watching this about three weeks ago, when it premiered. It's actually worth the hype, funny show.

                                    Tonight, I loved the part about doing the Bush auto-biography. Saying the war was started over a Sadamm's cock size comment. Also the life guard comment - "His eyes, nice. His body, nice....His dong, very nice".

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                                    • BabeHunter
                                      Webmaster
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 4063

                                      #19
                                      ali g is so fucking funny
                                      and that kazhstanian reporter he was doing...even funnier!

                                      crazy
                                      Yep

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                                      • nofx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16826

                                        #20
                                        ali G does some funny shit, always good to watch for a nice laugh

                                        Often times I wonder why
                                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • Vitasoy
                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202

                                          #21
                                          Indeed hes fuckin halrious, he has this ora to him.


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                                          • Tim
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 19199

                                            #22
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                                            • hova
                                              Traffillionaire
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 22430

                                              #23
                                              That guy is so fucking funny..........love the FBI episode!
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                                              • Mr. Marks
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 7517

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DaLord
                                                Jesus christ Ali G is kinda very old news here in Europe

                                                But he's still the king above everyone else.
                                                He sucks ass

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                                                • myjah
                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 11482

                                                  #25
                                                  He is crazy! You never know what he might say.
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                                                  • Corleone
                                                    C.R.E.A.M
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 15262

                                                    #26
                                                    ali g rocks . aiiiiiiiiiight

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                                                    • Ar3s
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 4307

                                                      #27
                                                      ali G ownz!

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                                                      • kinkage
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 75

                                                        #28
                                                        Ali G is my hero. Throw the jew down the well.
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                                                        • TurboTrucker
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 2363

                                                          #29
                                                          Dumbest show on TV.

                                                          Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                          Am I the only one that finds him incredibly annoying?

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                                                          • Lev
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 3545

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                                            Dumbest show on TV.
                                                            don't be a playa hater

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                                                            • Lykos
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 31027

                                                              #31
                                                              Ali G iz da man

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                                                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                WW4L
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 10581

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                Am I the only one that finds him incredibly annoying?
                                                                can't stand him

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                                                                • nitemonkey
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 161

                                                                  #33


                                                                  'I would crush her...'

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                                                                  • BabeHunter
                                                                    Webmaster
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 4063

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by nitemonkey


                                                                    'I would crush her...'

                                                                    haha...it was so fucking funny
                                                                    Yep

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                                                                    • wvuatl
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 604

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I think my fav one is from last season when he was learning how to lasso... and the cowboy said "OK, throw the rope"

                                                                      He threw the wrong hand.

                                                                      I literally choked on food and fell off my couch laughing my ass off.

                                                                      I cried like a bitch every Sunday when that show is on.
                                                                      Get you some vibrators for women now!

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                                                                      • NY_TIM
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 2975

                                                                        #36
                                                                        best 1/2 hour on TV..
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                                                                        • axelcat
                                                                          Adult Locals
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 25450

                                                                          #37

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