16 year old girls suck at poetry

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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    16 year old girls suck at poetry

    It's true
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • Meta Ridley
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3433

    #2
    Poetry sucks anyway.
    [email protected]

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    • polish_aristocrat
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2002
      • 40377

      #3
      16 year old girls suck
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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      • Meta Ridley
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 3433

        #4
        Here's a poem I wrote:


        Roses are red,
        Voilets are blue,
        Poetry sucks my balls.
        [email protected]

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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299

          #5
          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
          16 year old girls suck
          So I have heard, but alas they started doing this after I turned 18.

          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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          • eamedia
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2005
            • 1456

            #6
            this thread is useless without pics

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            • Downtime
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 7320

              #7
              so i guess i should sell this domain i just bought?

              www.16yearoldgirlsareawesomepoets.com
              #27024067

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              • Libertine
                sex dwarf
                • May 2002
                • 17860

                #8
                Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                Poetry sucks anyway.
                It doesn't.

                A Song - Joseph Brodsky

                I wish you were here, dear,
                I wish you were here.
                I wish you sat on the sofa
                and I sat near.
                The handkerchief could be yours,
                the tear could be mine, chin bound.
                Though it could be, of course,
                the other way around.

                I wish you were here, dear,
                I wish you were here.
                I wish we were in my car,
                and you'd shift the gear.
                We'd find ourselves elsewhere,
                on an unknown shore.
                Or else we'd repair
                to where we've been before.

                I wish you were here, dear,
                I wish you were here.
                I wish I knew no astronomy
                when stars appear,
                when the moon skims the water
                that sighs and shifts in its slumber.
                I wish it were still a quarter
                to dial your number.

                I wish you were here, dear,
                in this hemisphere,
                as I sit on the porch
                sipping a beer.
                It's evening; the sun is setting,
                boys shout and gulls are crying.
                What's the point of forgetting
                if it's followed by dying?
                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826

                  #9
                  thats why you punch them in the face and tell them to shine your boots

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                  • Scott McD
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 67792

                    #10
                    Originally posted by punkworld
                    It doesn't.

                    A Song - Joseph Brodsky

                    I wish you were here, dear,
                    I wish you were here.
                    I wish you sat on the sofa
                    and I sat near.
                    The handkerchief could be yours,
                    the tear could be mine, chin bound.
                    Though it could be, of course,
                    the other way around.

                    I wish you were here, dear,
                    I wish you were here.
                    I wish we were in my car,
                    and you'd shift the gear.
                    We'd find ourselves elsewhere,
                    on an unknown shore.
                    Or else we'd repair
                    to where we've been before.

                    I wish you were here, dear,
                    I wish you were here.
                    I wish I knew no astronomy
                    when stars appear,
                    when the moon skims the water
                    that sighs and shifts in its slumber.
                    I wish it were still a quarter
                    to dial your number.

                    I wish you were here, dear,
                    in this hemisphere,
                    as I sit on the porch
                    sipping a beer.
                    It's evening; the sun is setting,
                    boys shout and gulls are crying.
                    What's the point of forgetting
                    if it's followed by dying?
                    Yeah that sucks balls...


                    I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                      Yeah that sucks balls...
                      He's a Nobel Prize winner, and you're nobody. Therefore, your opinion does not count.
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                      • BradM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        FUCK poetry. It's a bunch of shit. They need to stop making kids read that crap.

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860

                          #13
                          For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                          • sniperwolf
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 17743

                            #14
                            But of course we all know that songs..(lyrics) are products of poetry... so not bad at all..
                            ~Accepting design works~

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                            • Scott McD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67792

                              #15
                              Originally posted by punkworld
                              For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.
                              No, it's just that nobody gives a shit about it...

                              Now go wank over some poems...


                              I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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                              • Libertine
                                sex dwarf
                                • May 2002
                                • 17860

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Scott McD
                                No, it's just that nobody gives a shit about it...

                                Now go wank over some poems...
                                Frustrated about being a retard who will never understand anything more than the simplest and most trite things in life? Don't worry, the world needs simple workers like you, too.

                                Now off with you. Go watch Big Brother or whatever it is they feed the simple minded these days.
                                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                • cambaby
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 3141

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                  For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.
                                  Hows that anal-eaze working out for you Mr Metro?

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                                  • Libertine
                                    sex dwarf
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 17860

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by cambaby
                                    Hows that anal-eaze working out for you Mr Metro?
                                    Poetry predates "metro" by many thousands of years, idiot.
                                    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                    • JamesK2
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 6589

                                      #19
                                      I don't like poetry. No need for disrespecting it though.

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                                      • JamesK2
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 6589

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by punkworld
                                        Poetry predates "metro" by many thousands of years, idiot.
                                        Ignore those kids. If you'd see them in real life, I'm pretty sure they'd lick your balls.

                                        Internet tough guys

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                                        • taibo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 3720

                                          #21
                                          if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

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                                          • Libertine
                                            sex dwarf
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 17860

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by taibo
                                            if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.
                                            It just seems better at the moment.
                                            /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                            • nico-t
                                              emperor of my world
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 29901

                                              #23
                                              poetry is useless and gay

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                                              • adonthenet
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 16753

                                                #24
                                                its sucks anyway

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                                                • Libertine
                                                  sex dwarf
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                                  poetry is useless and gay
                                                  Many would say the same about you.
                                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                  • cool1
                                                    sex is good
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 24939

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by taibo
                                                    if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.
                                                    Not always true.
                                                    I find I write better poetry when I am straight, to bad it doesn't happen to often

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                                                    • kaylacruz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 495

                                                      #27
                                                      hmm interesting comment... poetry is about deep feelings etc and life experience dont know how much a 16y/o would have..
                                                      Kayla

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