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  • EZRhino
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6258

    #1

    If your bed ......

    could talk, what would it say?
  • Marcus Aurelius
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    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    where the fuck have you been!!

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    • jade_dragon
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 1737

      #3
      What am I not good enough for you? I am starting to think you just use me for sex!
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      • johnbosh
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 8965

        #4
        can you do it a little more softly next time

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        • sicone
          Retired
          • Jan 2004
          • 18453

          #5
          why are you always alone

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          • Magg
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 4467

            #6
            AYY!!! Thats my spring!

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            • pxxx
              First African GFY Member
              • Mar 2004
              • 12114

              #7
              "What did i tell you about taking a shower every night?"

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              • eroswebmaster
                March 1st, 2003
                • Jul 2001
                • 20295

                #8
                Why are you always sleeping on the couch?
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                • EZRhino
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6258

                  #9
                  Can she not sleep here when its that time of the month

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                  • zzgundamnzz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 6102

                    #10
                    "I feel like your just using me"


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                    • pxxx
                      First African GFY Member
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 12114

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                      Why are you always sleeping on the couch?
                      Wife getting a bit rebellious?

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                      • johnbosh
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 8965

                        #12
                        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                        Why are you always sleeping on the couch?
                        :D

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                        • Illicit
                          wtf ?
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 11895

                          #13
                          shoot in on her face ! not on me !
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                          • EZRhino
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 6258

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sicone
                            why are you always alone

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                            • nofx
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16826

                              #15
                              i wish you wouldnt sleep naked on me

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                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                              • Jakke PNG
                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 20306

                                #16
                                Lose some weight!
                                ..and I'm off.

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                                • Feivel
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 1203

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                  Lose some weight!
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                                  • contentjunky
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 377

                                    #18
                                    Damn your heavy, your wearing me out.
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                                    • gazool
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 779

                                      #19
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                                      • buddyjuf

                                        #20
                                        FUCK ME! NOT HER!

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                                        • fr8
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 5074

                                          #21
                                          "damn your heavy. why dont you lose some weight"
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                                          • Aquarius
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 4754

                                            #22
                                            Take a shower dude

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                                            • stocktrader23
                                              Let's do some business.
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 18781

                                              #23
                                              Buy some gas-ex.


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                                              • KMR Stitch
                                                I am cool
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 14494

                                                #24
                                                "Glub Glub Glub Glub"






                                                I have a water bed =-)

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                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 11190

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sicone
                                                  why are you always alone
                                                  LOL
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                                                  • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 11190

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by fr8
                                                    "damn your heavy. why dont you lose some weight"
                                                    LOL, you guys are cruel to yourselves.
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                                                    • Webmaster_Logic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 1886

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                                      where the fuck have you been!!
                                                      ha ha mine would say that too. I been sleepin in the den for the last few weeks

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                                                      • RicardoB
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 2576

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by EZRhino
                                                        could talk, what would it say?
                                                        You don't pay me enough for this shit

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                                                        • EZRhino
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 6258

                                                          #29
                                                          Piss before you go to bed, PLEASE!!!!!!!!

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                                                          • okny
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 5761

                                                            #30
                                                            It would say let me rest.
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                                                            • Preacher
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 2970

                                                              #31
                                                              Keep your beer farts to yourself

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                                                              • cfU
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 933

                                                                #32
                                                                your ass smells ?

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                                                                • Floridiot
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 1346

                                                                  #33
                                                                  why do you always cum on my face


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                                                                  • axelcat
                                                                    Adult Locals
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 25450

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sicone
                                                                    why are you always alone

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                                                                    • iFliPcEss
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 3087

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you're heavy could you please trim down a bit you pretty girl lol

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                                                                      • Manowar
                                                                        jellyfish  
                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                        • 71528

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "why the fuck am i speaking, i'm a bed"

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                                                                        • loverboy
                                                                          When it rains, it pours
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 20609

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                          "why the fuck am i speaking, i'm a bed"

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                                                                          • Babagirls
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                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 18812

                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • .:St Ides:.
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 4857

                                                                              #39
                                                                              stop drooling

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                                                                              • MandyBlake
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                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 17761

                                                                                #40
                                                                                BRA-fucking-VO!
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                                                                                • xclusive
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 35218

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  It would say - I've got 2 words for you "rubber Sheets"

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                                                                                  • myjah
                                                                                    Back in the harbor
                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 11482

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    thank you for the 800 ct satin sheets
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                                                                                    • Firehorse
                                                                                      Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 30767

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Why do you have sex on me more than you sleep on me!
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