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  • Paraskass
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    • May 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    Sixth largest producer of adult entertainment software in North America HAS 3 ARMS!!!


    Ryan and Dave are the most unique identical twins you'll ever meet. After tiring of piercing, tattoos, and implants about three years ago, they began exploring much heavier surgical modifications. Dave had spent two and a half years in pre-med at Queens University in Kingston, and using contacts made both there and online he and his twin brother have changed themselves in ways far beyond anything anyone else has ever attempted.

    BME: Let's quickly talk about how this all got started.

    RYAN: I guess when we were about thirteen we started getting tattooed. This is when we were living in Phoenix. I won't deny that we had pretty poor judgement and got some pretty bad tattoos. Luckily, they were fairly light and over time we got some real nice coverups, as you can see.

    DAVE: Our lives in Phoenix were actually pretty rough and our parents knew that we were running with the wrong crowd, so when we were sixteen they sent us to live with our aunt in Toronto -- Canada -- it was a bit of a culture shock but turned out for the best. I finished high school at the top of my class and was offered a biology scholarship at Queens University which soon transitioned into Pre-Med. Ryan stayed in Toronto and got hooked up with the piercing scene.

    RYAN: Some friends of mine were just setting up a new studio -- Dave and I had been doing piercings on our friends for about a year, and it just seemed like the right thing at the right time so I decided to become a piercer. At this point the piercing community was pretty young and it was an "anything goes" scene and still mostly underground -- I got to meet a lot of guys into amputation and castration and really heavy stuff. It got me thinking a lot about what we wanted to do with our own bodies. I introduced Dave to them as well and he shared my feelings.

    BME: What happened next?



    RYAN: After discussing and thinking about it very seriously for about a year, we decided to take the big step. To put it simply, Dave had his entire right arm (since we're left handed) amputated at the shoulder and we surgically reattached it immediately behind my right pectoral muscle.

    BME: Wow. If I wasn't looking at it right now I'd never believe it. How was the procedure done?

    DAVE: Obviously there was no clinic willing to do a procedure like this (we didn't even bother to ask), so we had to do it all under local anaesthesia since we simply didn't have the facilities to safely administer general anaesthesia. We had a group of two practitioners and two assistants working on us. First we elevated my arm and using an Ace bandage we slowly squeezed all of the blood out of it. Then we tourniquetted as high up on the shoulder it could be, and injected lidocaine into the exsanguinated veins. Almost immediately there was no feeling whatsoever. An amputation knife cut through the skin and muscles, and a bone saw did the final removal. Bleeders were ligated and the wound was cleaned up. This entire part of the procedure took about forty minutes.

    RYAN: At the same time as Dave was being worked on, the other practitioner and his assistant prepared the attachment site on my chest. Veins and arteries were spliced to supply blood to Dave's arm and the skin and some of the subcutaneous tissue was peeled up to merge as smoothly as possible. Luckily the healing went smoothly. The transplant healed up in about a month, as did Dave's stump.

    Pic of surgery

    BME: You're a bit vague as to who did it. Who were the "practitioners" and how did you find them?

    DAVE: When we had the procedure done we signed non-disclosure agreements and legally swore to protect the identities of everyone involved. As far as how we met them, you'd be amazed how many kooks you meet in med school. That's as far as I'm willing to go on that question; I'm sure your readers will understand. This type of procedure is simply not acceptable.

    BME: Did you have any difficulties with rejection?

    RYAN: That's the nice thing about being identical twins! We share the same genetics!

    BME: You can't be that identical -- You're wearing glasses and Dave isn't.

    RYAN: Dave wears contacts; he's vain. Anyway, because our genetics are the same, healing a transplant is no more difficult that healing a severe laceration. I'm exaggerating a little, but it's not the same as a regular transplant.


    Dave

    Ryan

    BME: The arm is amazing, but I've got to admit that this "alien finger" thing you've done is really something. It's unlike anything I've ever seen before. It's actually quite disconcerting!
    RYAN: Yeah, we're very proud of it. When people see the arm, they think it was an accident -- transplants like this do get done every once in a while for medical reasons. The finger though, that's art. We challenge anyone to take body art to a higher level.

    BME: How did you pull this one off?

    DAVE: First we removed the centre joint of my finger, along with the skin and just over an inch of overhanging tendon. Then we split Ryan's finger at the end of the first joint. It was relatively easy to insert the extra joint, especially since we had so much extra tendon to play with. The amazing thing is that Ryan actually has feeling in the end of that finger now -- the nerves were compatible!

    BME: Dave, why are you wearing a bandaid over your stubby finger?

    DAVE: When we put my finger tip back on, minus the middle joint, we didn't have enough tendon to work with so I don't actually have very much mobility in it. I tend to bang it a lot. We're actually going to remove it altogether and remove the bone right down to the wrist. That will let us shift the little finger over without much apparent scarring giving us a very realistic three fingered hand.

    BME: Can I ask what the two of you do for a living? I assume you don't have regular jobs.

    DAVE: We make a great living in the traditional world. I'm not going to say the name of our company, but to suffice it to say that we're the sixth largest producer of adult entertainment software in North America. The Ferrari Dino 246 that Ryan is leaning on right now is a $50,000 car. That may not seem like a lot of money, but we paid it off in one day. Not all "freaks" are punk kids.

    BME: I know you don't really like talking about this that much, but... why?

    RYAN: First and foremost, we consider ourselves artists. A lot of our friends and associates who have similar interests have a more fetish oriented body modification attitude about it -- while we respect that point of view, it's not what we're about.

    BME: Any regrets?

    DAVE: I guess I'm the one that should answer that one. No. Not at all. We share everything. I don't feel that I've given anything up. I'm not sure if anyone who's not an identical twin can really understand the strange bond that's going on here. I've never had a phantom limb pain. It really feels like it's all still a part of me.

    BME: What modifications does the future hold for you two?

    DAVE: We've got some genital work planned that's pretty exciting. As soon as it happens we'll be sure to update BME readers with some photos.

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  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43073

    #2
    That's some fucked up shit for sure.

    Spend you some brain.
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    • BRISK
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2003
      • 12240

      #3
      who are these guys?
      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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      • detoxed
        vip member
        • Jan 2003
        • 17798

        #4
        He's going to put his brothers dick on him and double its size!

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        • detoxed
          vip member
          • Jan 2003
          • 17798

          #5
          This is why we need human cloning, can replace arms, add fingers that are lost, double penis sizes....

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          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
            WW4L
            • Oct 2002
            • 10581

            #6
            say it aint so!.. That is some crazy ass shit

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            • EscortBiz
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              • May 2002
              • 19422

              #7
              i wonder if the adult software he sells can shave twice as much since you get an extra arm?

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              • BRISK
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2003
                • 12240

                #8
                What exactly is "adult entertainment software"?
                I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                • Phoenix
                  BACON BACON BACON
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475

                  #9
                  that is freaky..i dont know what to thnk..lol
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                  • ytcracker
                    stc is the greatest
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 12403

                    #10
                    that = fucking weird
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                    • thumbsUP
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 347

                      #11
                      Im thinking some Photochopped bull shit here . anyone else think so?
                      (sig spot) Insert witty/smartass comment or obscure reference to something no one gives a shit about here. You might also choose to promote some program you claim to work for and that pays you fat cash, or cheddar, or whatever it is you wiggers call it these days.

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                      • BRISK
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 12240

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thumbsUP
                        Im thinking some Photochopped bull shit here . anyone else think so?
                        Yes
                        I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                        I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                        • MaDalton
                          I am Amazing Content!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 39861

                          #13
                          that deserves a double darwin award...

                          btw, who of you is that??
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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            They are definately mentally ill thats sad.

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                            • Deepai
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1583

                              #15
                              ewwwwwwwww fucking ewwwwwwwwwww
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                              • cherrylula
                                lol
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 15969

                                #16
                                One guy had his arm lopped off and they attatched it to the other guy???

                                That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard about if its not fake.

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                                • Paraskass
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 5829

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                                  One guy had his arm lopped off and they attatched it to the other guy???

                                  That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard about if its not fake.

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                                  • korzon
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 1524

                                    #18

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                                    • jonesy
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                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 6688

                                      #19


                                      i cant beleive anyone would take that serious!
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                                      • GTS Mark
                                        Vrume Mark
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 20912

                                        #20
                                        I call Shenanigans on this one

                                        DH

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                                        • Paraskass
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 5829

                                          #21

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                                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 14809

                                            #22
                                            well. now im officially freaked out.

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                                            • beemk
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 20829

                                              #23
                                              thats pretty fucking creepy
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                                              • gornyhuy
                                                Chafed.
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 18041

                                                #24
                                                So much bullshit.

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                                                • jade_dragon
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                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1737

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                  I call Shenanigans on this one

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                                                  I second the shenanigans claim

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                                                  • Ironhorse
                                                    Pixel Pusher
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 7094

                                                    #26
                                                    That's about as bizzarre as it gets, I hope it's fiction..
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                                                    • Illicit
                                                      wtf ?
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 11895

                                                      #27
                                                      those fuckers are just insane !!!
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                                                      • zanycash Pete
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                                                        • Jun 2004
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                                                        #28

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                                                        • Morgan
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                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 10520

                                                          #29
                                                          fake
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                                                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 14809

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jade_dragon
                                                            I second the shenanigans claim

                                                            Shenanigans SHENANIGANS!
                                                            Get the BROOMS!! SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS

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                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                              President of Canada
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 23141

                                                              #31
                                                              Welcome to the circus that is GFY! lol
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                                                              • tranza
                                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 57559

                                                                #32
                                                                That's the most fucked up thing I have ever seen!!!
                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                • JustinF
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 286

                                                                  #33
                                                                  The finger is kinda cool looking

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                                                                  • reynold
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 51271

                                                                    #34
                                                                    ewww...not my fave thing to see uhhh...

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                                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                      • 20306

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Are they homos if

                                                                      a) guy with 3 arms jerks off with his attached hand?

                                                                      a) Guy with 1 arms jerks off with his old hand?
                                                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                                                      • TweetyBird
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 8532

                                                                        #36
                                                                        awkward ..
                                                                        sig for sale.
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                                                                        • mule
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 6085

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Zaphod Beeblebrox is still cooler
                                                                          Converting like a mofo

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                                                                          • hova
                                                                            Traffillionaire
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 22430

                                                                            #38
                                                                            has to be fake
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