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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831
    #1

    The Roaches Are Coming!!!

    I hope they get here today!

    They are fascinating! Roaches can build immunities to poison within two generations.

    They can live for 9 days without their heads. They die from dehydration.

    They are coming.... you just have to have faith!

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    • Mr. Mojo Risin
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      • Jul 2003
      • 1886
      #2
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        • Marcus Aurelius
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          • Apr 2003
          • 14809
          #3
          this could be interesting? 9 days without head you say...I'm married, I can go years without head...

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            • nap
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              • Dec 2002
              • 2765
              #4
              Originally posted by mdcq
              this could be interesting? 9 days without head you say...I'm married, I can go years without head...

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                • jade_dragon
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                  • May 2004
                  • 1737
                  #5
                  Originally posted by mdcq
                  this could be interesting? 9 days without head you say...I'm married, I can go years without head...
                  Oh man that is a great one!


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                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 14809
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jade_dragon
                      Oh man that is a great one!


                      When I was young I was managing a Bakery and a guy came in and bought some dognuts, I asked him if he wanted a bag, he said "No thank you, I'm already married"
                      heh, thats pretty fugging cold.

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                        • sicone
                          Retired
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 18453
                          #7
                          The only roaches I have around are the kind ya smoke when supplies are scarce

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                            • pxxx
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 12114
                              #8
                              I fucking hate roaches, i hope i never get them in where i live.

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                                • RedShoe
                                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 14831
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by pxxx
                                  I fucking hate roaches, i hope i never get them in where i live.
                                  Too late. If you think you don't have them, you're dead wrong.

                                  The only thing different between me and you is, I keep mine in a cage. You let yours run wild.

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                                    • hilly
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 867
                                      #10
                                      I hate the fuckiong things. I will smash their brains and crush them underfoot just like th vermin they are.

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                                        • Morgan
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                                          • May 2002
                                          • 10520
                                          #11
                                          you're still collecting hissing cockroaches?? i know what to get you for xmas now! u gotta come with me to prehistoric pets one of these days in Huntington beach.
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                                            • fr8
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 5074
                                              #12
                                              They will survive the fallout but we wont. Not fair.
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                                                • RedShoe
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 14831
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by fr8
                                                  They will survive the fallout but we wont. Not fair.

                                                  http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/hortn...1996/bomb.html

                                                  You've probably heard the story about cockroaches surviving a nuclear war: we die but they live! This is supposed to make you feel better when you have trouble getting rid of these critters.
                                                  So, the real truth: radiologists have found that humans can safely withstand a one-time exposure of 5 rems (A "rem" is the dosage of radiation that will cause a specific, measured amount of injury to human tissue). A lethal dose is 800 rems or more (people are exposed to about 16 rems during their lifetime).

                                                  Insect researchers have found that cockroaches can tolerate a much higher dose -- really higher! The lethal dose for the American cockroach is 67,500 rems and for the German cockroach it is between 90,000 and 105,000 rems (yikes!). In truth the amount of radiation that cockroaches can withstand is equivalent to that of a thermonuclear explosion. So, show a little respect the next time your chasing one through the kitchen with a spray can in your hand!

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                                                    • Floridiot
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                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 1346
                                                      #14
                                                      i like to crush them in between my toes


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                                                        • hova
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 22430
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by mdcq
                                                          this could be interesting? 9 days without head you say...I'm married, I can go years without head...
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                                                            • Tera
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                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 1426
                                                              #16
                                                              YUCK I hate those things.. they just look disgusting.

                                                              If they're coming, I'm outta here


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                                                                • xclusive
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                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 35218
                                                                  #17
                                                                  So if I started mating with cockroaches I could have a superhuman cross bread?

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                                                                    • Keev
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                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 5335
                                                                      #18
                                                                      taste like a crunchy see's chocolate with a lil cream inside.
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 6935
                                                                          #19
                                                                          in 25 years ive only ever seen one single roach on this island
                                                                          and that was only early this year
                                                                          I always thought they didnt exist here - it's true they are comign
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