Originally posted by Meta Ridley I hit it. Then made her clean up my mess.
seems like u left an inverted nip in one pic
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That is not a maid. Nope... I don't buy it. I'm not saying maids can't be cute, and I'm not saying it's a nice fantasy... but no way does that girl clean houses for a living.
Originally posted by Dagwolf That is not a maid. Nope... I don't buy it. I'm not saying maids can't be cute, and I'm not saying it's a nice fantasy... but no way does that girl clean houses for a living.
She didn't listen to Mr. T. and dropped out of school.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
Originally posted by Dagwolf That is not a maid. Nope... I don't buy it. I'm not saying maids can't be cute, and I'm not saying it's a nice fantasy... but no way does that girl clean houses for a living.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a cola in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOOOOO HOOOOOO, what a ride!"
Originally posted by Meta Ridley Are you two fucking serious?
Yes, I am a stupid dumbass who seriously believes that you are trying to assert that this is your actual maid and you actually fucked her. I also fall for African inheritance scams and own 3 deeds to the Brooklyn bridge.
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She would have to come to my house, clean it, blow me, ride my mountainous man muscle all night, then sign a sworn statement in the morning before I'd believe that you fucked her.
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