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  • marcjacob
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1063

    #1

    Heres an easy way to get the girl...

    This wont work if you want a quick fuck, but if you know a girl that you want to get to know, and get a fuck from (maybe a relationship with), this works

    When you first meet them, pretend to be gay.

    Im serious.

    I am truly gay, and it does three things.

    1. Girls dont feel threatened when you meet them, they dont think your just after a fuck so they open up to you and you have a great laugh.

    2. Believe me, they will undress in front of you as they dont think that you are looking at them like that.

    3. They want to be the one girl that can convert you.

    So, tell them your gay, have a load of fun, they slowly let them persuade you that actually you want her, she will be well pleased and you will get her into the sack.

    You would be amazed how many of my girly friends try to convert me. Its sad but it can work for straight men if you have the balls to pull it off.

    One of my straight mates tried this and it works, if you have the balls to do it!
    Last edited by marcjacob; 10-27-2007, 05:05 PM. Reason: forgot to write something
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  • DamageX
    Marketing & Strategy
    • Jun 2001
    • 14293

    #2
    I don't think my wife would approve of that...
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    • marcjacob
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 1063

      #3
      Originally posted by DamageX
      I don't think my wife would approve of that...
      WHY TELL HER??
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Your gay thinking that will work

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        • DirtyProfits
          Confirmed User
          • May 2005
          • 1885

          #5
          Yeah and then she puts on her strap-ons and fucks me in the ass. No thanks.

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          • wtfent
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            • Nov 2003
            • 3790

            #6
            I love it, a gay man telling us how to fuck chicks.
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            • Iron Fist
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              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #7
              Originally posted by DirtyProfits
              Yeah and then she puts on her strap-ons and fucks me in the ass. No thanks.
              HAHAHA... exactly.
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              • marcjacob
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 1063

                #8
                Originally posted by wtfent
                I love it, a gay man telling us how to fuck chicks.
                See teh siggy bitch, thats all i care about
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                • BlueDesignStudios
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 9492

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DamageX
                  I don't think my wife would approve of that...
                  your wife doesn't know you're gay?

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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DirtyProfits
                    Yeah and then she puts on her strap-ons and fucks me in the ass. No thanks.
                    yep and ouch. lol

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                    • SuckOnThis
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 6844

                      #11
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                      1. Don't take financial advice from someone who is broke

                      2. Don't take relationship advice from someone who's been divorced more than once.

                      3. Don't take advice from gay people on how to fuck people of the opposite sex

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                      • DamageX
                        Marketing & Strategy
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 14293

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                        your wife doesn't know you're gay?
                        I was tempted to come back with a poisonous reply. I'll pass though, I seriously don't understand how you could've come up with that reply just from reading my post. Oh well, it is GFY after all.
                        Whitehat is for chumps

                        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                        • BannerAnt
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                          • Oct 2007
                          • 484

                          #13
                          I don't think you do any "pretending"

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                          • SilentKnight
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                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24812

                            #14
                            I'd stick with the tried-'n-true classic opener:

                            "If I follow you home...can I sleep in your bathtub?"

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                            • L-Pink
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                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151

                              #15
                              Most women have NO desire to suck a cock that has been up some guys shitter.

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                              • [ScreaM]
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 1664

                                #16
                                Hmm, I think it's worth a try.

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                                • starpimps
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                                  • Sep 2006
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                                  #17
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                                  • After Shock Media
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                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 35299

                                    #18
                                    Um see your criticle mistake is you left out murphy's law.

                                    Faghags never keep one homo, they have 2 or more. Alas at some point murphy will kick in and she will have you meet her "friend" cause she wants to be the good little faghag who is cool like that.

                                    You loose, now your on a real gay date.

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                                    • Adultnet
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                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 8713

                                      #19
                                      Im sure the girls will make some good fun out of this


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                                      • PornMogul
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 1495

                                        #20
                                        I think hes right on. I don't think that would work for a quick fuck but I could see it working when they try to convert you.

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                                        • Ethersync
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                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 5289

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by wtfent
                                          I love it, a gay man telling us how to fuck chicks.
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