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  • http
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 1811

    #1

    Mommy finds toys

    Im 29 years old n still live with mommy n daddy, my mommy just found my fleshlight. Im now phychologically ill, I cried today first time in 15 years. Thing is she knew its my private things and she makes it so I know she finds it which really made me instantly ill. What the fuck should I do go out and fuck the world and
    get aids. I havnt been this upset ever, I literally cried and started shaking, some people can make an already shitty life worse. I cant breath my nose is plugged
  • OMItraffic
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    • May 2004
    • 95

    #2
    I buy cross sells.

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    • Tala
      Fucked if I know
      • Dec 2002
      • 23368

      #3
      Mmmmmkay....................



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      • SirSmokeALot
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        • Sep 2003
        • 1413

        #4
        thats sucks,
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        • Sifu
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          • Oct 2003
          • 1791

          #5

          Tell your mom to lighten the fuck up!!!
          At least you are not fucking std infected bitches. Go tell your mom that when she finds her pantys in your room filled with cum, then she might want to worry....lol!!!
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          • Fletch XXX
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Jan 2002
            • 60840

            #6
            some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

            suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these

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            • korzon
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              • Jan 2004
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              #7

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              • More Booze
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                • Mar 2004
                • 5116

                #8
                GFY is turning to... anything but a adult biz board.

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                • doober
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6984

                  #9
                  GFY idiocy is rampant these last few days

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                  • bringer
                    i have man boobies
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 13082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by More Booze
                    GFY is turning to... anything but a adult biz board.
                    been there awhile now
                    noob
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                    • detoxed
                      vip member
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 17798

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                      some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

                      suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these
                      i'd go with pills and alcohol

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                      • detoxed
                        vip member
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17798

                        #12
                        Originally posted by More Booze
                        GFY is turning to... anything but a adult biz board.
                        Its what it was when I found it over 2 years ago. If it turned into an ONLY adult biz board i'd leave, there are hundreds of those to pick from.

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                        • More Booze
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5116

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bringer
                          been there awhile now
                          noob
                          Hey! I installed linux this last week, im elite now

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                          • korzon
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1524

                            #14

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                            • BlingDaddy
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                              • Apr 2004
                              • 6343

                              #15
                              Originally posted by http
                              Im 29 years old n still live with mommy n daddy, my mommy just found my fleshlight. Im now phychologically ill, I cried today first time in 15 years. Thing is she knew its my private things and she makes it so I know she finds it which really made me instantly ill. What the fuck should I do go out and fuck the world and
                              get aids. I havnt been this upset ever, I literally cried and started shaking, some people can make an already shitty life worse. I cant breath my nose is plugged

                              At home at 29???
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                              • SABAI
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 2880

                                #16
                                Originally posted by http
                                Im 29 years old n still live with mommy n daddy, my mommy just found my fleshlight. Im now phychologically ill, I cried today first time in 15 years. Thing is she knew its my private things and she makes it so I know she finds it which really made me instantly ill. What the fuck should I do go out and fuck the world and
                                get aids. I havnt been this upset ever, I literally cried and started shaking, some people can make an already shitty life worse. I cant breath my nose is plugged

                                errrr ! wrong board , this is a webmasters board not a social counceling board !!
                                Last edited by SABAI; 07-29-2004, 09:08 AM.

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                                • loverboy
                                  When it rains, it pours
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 20609

                                  #17
                                  good thing i got to live separately with my folks at the age of 16 up to now. but, i don't own any of those adult stuffs..

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                                  • Sosa
                                    In Tushy Land
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 40149

                                    #18
                                    Umm move out?

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                                    • Mr Dickovitch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 1070

                                      #19
                                      You use a fleshlight and live with your parents, hahahahahahaha you freak.

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                                      • Zerof8
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                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 1245

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                        some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

                                        suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these
                                        damn thats harsh!!!

                                        Fuck it man your not doin nothin too crazy, if she would let you live there that long shell get over it, but i would definitely consider finding a job or whatever you have to so that you can move out
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                                        • iFliPcEss
                                          Registered User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3087

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
                                          You use a fleshlight and live with your parents, hahahahahahaha you freak.


                                          time for you to get your own place i think lol

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                                          • Volantt
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 745

                                            #22
                                            You sure it was your mom and not your Dad borrowing it..?

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                                            • Fred Quimby
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 5430

                                              #23
                                              Did your mom clean it out for you?

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                                              • xxxdesign-net
                                                My hips don't lie
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 10129

                                                #24
                                                Juicy?

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                                                • austinth
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 1770

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                  some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

                                                  suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these
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                                                  • austinth
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 1770

                                                    #26
                                                    you should have moved out of mommies house a long time ago ya leach.
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                                                    • wdsguy
                                                      Ryde or Die
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 19568

                                                      #27
                                                      omg this is too fuckin funny.

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                                                      • stembolt
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 463

                                                        #28
                                                        i aint got aids
                                                        and if your a wench
                                                        i'll fuck ya if you want?!

                                                        u can brin your toys
                                                        hahahahahahahahaha
                                                        once upon a time i had something to put here!!!!

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                                                        • JohnnyUtah
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 826

                                                          #29
                                                          You should do your mom...
                                                          Sell the fleshlight on ebay

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                                                          • robfantasy
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                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 6445

                                                            #30
                                                            omg that shit is fucking hilarious
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                                                            • Shok
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 5611

                                                              #31
                                                              were you hiding it in your Underoos drawer?

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                                                              • Ecstasy Glass
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 315

                                                                #32
                                                                Hehe! Sucks for you man. I think a good priority to set would be to get your own place to whack it so mommy doesn't have to deal with these uncomfortable situations. I mean, seriously, how do you think that makes her feel?
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                                                                • jade_dragon
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 1737

                                                                  #33
                                                                  It is ok she buys her toys from me, so she can not point fingers!
                                                                  even ADULTS need TOYS
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                                                                  • axelcat
                                                                    Adult Locals
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 25450

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • robfantasy
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 6445

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i am crying to from laughing so hard after reading this
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                                                                      • He-Man
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 706

                                                                        #36
                                                                        For some reason I just feel a lot better about my life, Thanks!


                                                                        Ow, and get help....
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                                                                        • M_M
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 1167

                                                                          #37
                                                                          you're the most popular web protocol and stil live with your parents?

                                                                          by the way, when does version 2.0 come out?
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                                                                          • MickeyG
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 4134

                                                                            #38
                                                                            haha, tell her to be happy she doesnt have to clean your socks!

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