Originally Posted by MetaMan

BradM:yo
MetaMan: are you still having that extension surgery?
BradM: yes imagine living life with nuts the size of cashews
MetaMan: ahh my stubby fat friend i cannot relate i am hung like a wise buffalo
BradM: this surgery is costing me $10 000 i cannot belive those penis pills didnt work!
MetaMan: Brad how much money did you spend on penis pills?
BradM: $5000 and my nuts are still looking like a miniscual prune
MetaMan: well brad hopefully you will finally become a man after the surgery
BradM: ya man, do you think it will help me pick up hot chicks and finally get laid?
MetaMan: im not sure you will have to wait and see
BradM: hey man ttyl my mom is coming downstairs i dont think she would appreciate me surfing pornographic websites.
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BradM signs offline