That's awesome, Hank -- congratulations --
I likes smart girls --

-- you should take extra-special care now to properly disinfect anything you bring back from the Adult conventions. If she were to take a culture from your suitcase -- for example, from a
not-quite-new-anymore sponsored vibrator, a room cardkey, or even a wad of kleenex, she could unravel the secrets of the PornPIMP gene code -- and we'd have to frown on that --

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