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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    I'm starting a brand new adult company.

    And we're going to own every single male webmaster in the business.

    How?



















    Boobs. And lots of them. Tans, boobs, blondes... my god you will have it all.



    No... not content. We mean your sales rep. She will be stacked and flirt with you 24/7. She will even live cam with you.

    And yes, she will have a marketing degree or acceptable experience in non-adult marketing. So she KNOWS WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.












    Boobs people. Lots of tits. Send us sales now.
  • fr8
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5074

    #2
    Boobs just isnt enough anymore. What else can she offer?
    joesmut (a) gmail Dot com
    Full Stack Developer

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    • enter »
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 2362

      #3
      Link Please
      «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

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      • BradM
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 3397

        #4
        Originally posted by fr8
        Boobs just isnt enough anymore. What else can she offer?
        She will touch you at tradeshows.
        YES she will touch your shoulder, hand... hug you and MAYBE let you kiss her on the cheek.

        We're going all out people.

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        • Sly_RJ
          Live Hard - Die Hard
          • Feb 2002
          • 17042

          #5
          When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

          Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.
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          • BradM
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6
            Originally posted by Sly_RJ
            When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

            Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.
            Done. Put up your links. I don't know what they do or where they go... but put them up. Cause links I am told are the best.

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            • n3in
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 1377

              #7
              damn, sounds good to me
              My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page

              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

              You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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              • xclusive
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 35218

                #8
                Boobs just isnt enough anymore? Since when? Guess i'm just easy

                I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                • NickPapageorgio
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 8323

                  #9

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                  • RightHandMan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 1694

                    #10
                    Will she touch me in inappropriate places???

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                    • BradM
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3397

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RightHandMan
                      Will she touch me in inappropriate places???
                      Hmmmmmmm send 100 sales next period and yes.

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                      • Credit
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 128

                        #12
                        Turn sales in to young fresh horny girls
                        mail:
                        zakelijk A l T gmail.com
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                        • robfantasy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 6445

                          #13
                          wow did someone just post a thread like this 15 minutes ago?
                          Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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                          • Jace
                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 35562

                            #14
                            when will the day come when sponsors hire escorts for 24-7 affiliate pleasing at trade shows

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                            • shermo

                              #15
                              I need some sort of incentive... Does she like receiving anal from guys named Sherm?

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                              • pxxx
                                First African GFY Member
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 12114

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                She will touch you at tradeshows.
                                YES she will touch your shoulder, hand... hug you and MAYBE let you kiss her on the cheek.

                                We're going all out people.
                                You say blowjobs and i am IN!




                                -Greg

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                                • shermo

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                  when will the day come when sponsors hire escorts for 24-7 affiliate pleasing at trade shows
                                  We will be in Mexico for WYPD on Friday, September 10 at our beach house!


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                                  • FlyingIguana
                                    aspiring banker
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 10870

                                    #18
                                    tits for hits!

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                                    • thekebie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 1046

                                      #19
                                      PROTIP: BCIT is a good school for recruting marketing girls brad!

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                                      • More Booze
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 5116

                                        #20
                                        I love tits, post a picture of her

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                                        • Paul
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 2637

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                          When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

                                          Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

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                                          • Nicky
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 30071

                                            #22
                                            This sounds good, maybe I have to get on a plane for next show so I can cash out my blowjob

                                            gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                            • Reak
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 17920

                                              #23
                                              I will show my manboobs for traffic and sales

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                                              • TheMob?
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 8584

                                                #24
                                                this thread needs a couple of pictures

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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 14809

                                                  #25
                                                  sounds like a pretty solid business model. Trade sexual favors for sign ups. It would certainly light a fire under a few asses.

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                                                  • BradM
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3397

                                                    #26
                                                    Michael: Happy endings can be arranged.

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                                                    • Magnus
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 1211

                                                      #27
                                                      Hmm this sounds familiar.. you sure this has'nt been done..??

                                                      Will you be giving them GFY posting lessons .. so they know how to get the extra long threads.. you know the threads that get you clout as a professional in the industry.
                                                      Magnus

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                                                      • BradM
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 3397

                                                        #28
                                                        Magnus: It has been done? SHIT! I could have swore this was the first time an industry girl would show boobs for traffic and get away with it and end up making more than her male collegues in 1 month.

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                                                        • Tania
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 5393

                                                          #29
                                                          mmmmm....that sounds cool good luck

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                                                          • slapass
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 14625

                                                            #30
                                                            You guys have to quit bagging on Slickcash.

                                                            PS You did mean this as commentary on their new sales rep boob post right?

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                                                            • BradM
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3397

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tania
                                                              mmmmm....that sounds cool good luck
                                                              Sigwhoring retard. I knew there was a reason I had you on ignore. Why did I have to click to read your drabble?

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                                                              • BradM
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 3397

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by slapass
                                                                You guys have to quit bagging on Slickcash.

                                                                PS You did mean this as commentary on their new sales rep boob post right?
                                                                I promote slickcash. Who's bagging on them?

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                                                                • WiredGuy
                                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 34515

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                  When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

                                                                  Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.
                                                                  At this rate I should be expecting some of the hottest sex imaginable

                                                                  WG
                                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                                  • BradM
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 3397

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                    At this rate I should be expecting some of the hottest sex imaginable

                                                                    WG
                                                                    OMG OMG throw up the linkssssssssssss now!

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                                                                    • BradM
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 3397

                                                                      #35
                                                                      bizzump

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                                                                      • axelcat
                                                                        Adult Locals
                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 25450

                                                                        #36
                                                                        good luck

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                                                                        • BradM
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 3397

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by axelcat
                                                                          good luck

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