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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    What has three feet but no toes

    A yardstick. Get it?


    I read that on a popsicle stick 3 minutes ago.
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    • Marcus Aurelius
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Apr 2003
      • 14809
      #2
      what has 4 feet and no toes? a barstool.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by mdcq
          what has 4 feet and no toes? a barstool.
          HAHAHA, barstools have legs.

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            • fr8
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 5074
              #4
              Yeah. If I read that I would of been pissed. Why cant they put good ones on it?
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                • Gheenz
                  Here's Your Sign
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 2410
                  #5
                  OMG.

                  Just kidding, I laughed my ass off
                  Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                    • Gheenz
                      Here's Your Sign
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2410
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fr8
                      Yeah. If I read that I would of been pissed. Why cant they put good ones on it?
                      Yeah..ones like "Why do women have 3 holes?"










                      So when they're drunk, you can carry them home like a six pack
                      Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                        • TheMob?
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 8584
                          #7


                          lol, that was very funny

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                            • axelcat
                              Adult Locals
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 25450
                              #8
                              lol

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                                • pushpills
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 3700
                                  #9
                                  Or a guy with a three foot dick and no feet or toes.

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