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  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240
    #1

    Stupid emails from my website members

    I get stupid emails every day.

    Here's an email I got today:

    "Hey man, I like that video, do you have her email?"



    The website of mine that this person saw the video he liked happens to have over 200 videos on it.
    He likes "that" video.

    Thanks for being specific.

    These type of emails almost always come from AOL email addresses. Coincidence? I think not.
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.
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    • BRISK
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2003
      • 12240
      #2
      Here's another stupid email:

      "How do I get back to Google from your site?"
      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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        • BRISK
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2003
          • 12240
          #3
          Here's another:

          "I lost the play button on my video, where did it go?"
          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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            • KCat
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 2204
              #4

              ~ 300+ FHGs, 100,000 pics to use plus a rockin' Video of the Day download! ~

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                • Ar3s
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4307
                  #5
                  LOLOLOLOOL

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                    • Serge Litehead
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 5190
                      #6

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                        • brizzad
                          holla
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11769
                          #7



                          post more

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                            • thekebie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 1046
                              #8
                              I made a desktop of jordan that british fake pamela anderson a few years ago. It became super popular and at the bottom I put "jordan at kebie.com" so you could come and get more jordan pictures. Anyways people would send me tons of emails to [email protected] and I would get them.

                              I should have taken up a lot of the offers, I would have had free plane tickets to brazil and all sorts of crap.

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                                • {fusion}
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 1650
                                  #9
                                  smart surfers browse kazza, dumbasses get there card out, you cant win

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                                    • hydro
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 4216
                                      #10
                                      surfers are always asking for a phone number or something from the models. Or if they could do some films for you.

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                                        • Mike Okitch
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4126
                                          #11
                                          Spam me with more stupid emails from site members.
                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                            • tornell
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 4233
                                              #12
                                              lool
                                              Tubes Booster - Adult Tube Site CMS
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                                                • BRISK
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 12240
                                                  #13
                                                  Here's another stupid email:

                                                  "How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"
                                                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                    • bdld
                                                      $100,000
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 11452
                                                      #14
                                                      stupid as they may be, stupid people are what makes the world go around.

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                                                        • BRISK
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 12240
                                                          #15
                                                          It's obvious to me that soooo many people have no idea how to write a proper email. They just open their email prog and start typing the first thing on their mind. They must think I'm a mind reader the way they ask questions without telling me things like which of the 200+ videos they're talking about. They just assume I know which one they're talking about.

                                                          Here is a typical email:

                                                          "That blonde is hot, what's her name?"



                                                          THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 100 BLONDES IN THE VIDEOS ON MY SITE, HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
                                                          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                            • BRISK
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 12240
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by bdld
                                                              stupid as they may be, stupid people are what makes the world go around.
                                                              Yeah, I know. Someone has to clean the floor at McDonald's.

                                                              It just amazes me that these people even manage to somehow use a computer enough to arrive at my sites in the first place.

                                                              I've been getting these stupid emails for years and it never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be.
                                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                • andrej_NDC
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 7760
                                                                  #17
                                                                  here are mine:

                                                                  "why can\'t i get movie to play?"


                                                                  "i cannot open the movies. please advise"


                                                                  "Please cancel. Takes too long to download."

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                                                                    • More Booze
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 5116
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • hova
                                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 22430
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Thank god for stupid people
                                                                          http://traffillions.com/

                                                                          Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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                                                                            • doornx
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 2531
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                              Here's another stupid email:

                                                                              "How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"
                                                                              lol classic
                                                                              Send me a PM for design work

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                                                                                • Gunni
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 2385
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I often get emails from aol users, and because I have a php form they have to enter their own email adress for me to be able to reply (I am going to change that), well often it is from [email protected]
                                                                                  And the request is something like "why doesn't it work?"

                                                                                  Why doesn't what work??? #¤&&¤#E%¤&%

                                                                                  Idiots!

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                                                                                    • Trafficbrokercom
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 542
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      besides getting a shitload of stupid emails I take every email serious and a former member of my site is my most important content producer now!

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                                                                                        • Gunni
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 2385
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Yeah, I answer all the idiots really politely.

                                                                                          They might just sign up again, but they probably won't if you're rude

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                                                                                            • sean416
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 3633
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                                                                                              "Please cancel. Takes too long to download."


                                                                                              ServerProvider.com

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                                                                                                • KraZ
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 2636
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                                                                                                  "Please cancel. Takes too long to download."
                                                                                                  I like that... from now on, you have to write an email to the webmaster of the server if you'd like to cancel a download as you won't have a cancel button, just "Wait some more" button and "Send email to webmaster for cancelation" button.

                                                                                                  Duh.
                                                                                                  Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here:
                                                                                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

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                                                                                                    • strobi
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 7383
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                                                      Here's another stupid email:

                                                                                                      "How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"
                                                                                                      nice one!

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                                                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 58202
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Looks pretty normal to me. maybe cause I've done CS in the past. ;)


                                                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                                                            • johnbosh
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 8965
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                                                                              Spam me with more stupid emails from site members.

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                                                                                                                • Fred Quimby
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                  • 5430
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  "that pic offends me,,pls take it down now or i will tell your isp"

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                                                                                                                    • Manowar
                                                                                                                      jellyfish  
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      its amazing that they actually manage to type their card numbers in successfully

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                                                                                                                        • alexg
                                                                                                                          IL4L.com
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                          • 11287
                                                                                                                          #31

                                                                                                                          Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                                                                                                                            • johnbosh
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                              • 8965
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                                                                                                                              "that pic offends me,,pls take it down now or i will tell your isp"
                                                                                                                              hahaa

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                                                                                                                                • demented
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 2388
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  "i don't have creditcard, can i have free password pls?"

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                                                                                                                                    • Gunni
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 2385
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Just got this one

                                                                                                                                      " Question: how to see free viado in anternet/?"

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                                                                                                                                        • Basic_man
                                                                                                                                          Programming King Pin
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          ROLF ! Stupid bitch with credit card :D
                                                                                                                                          UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress!
                                                                                                                                          Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

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                                                                                                                                            • mynetporn
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 1154
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              "you have to many links on your site can you please just send me the videos"

                                                                                                                                              In case no one here knows I run a Link List to Sponsor Galleries.

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                                                                                                                                                • Denis_SC
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 2332
                                                                                                                                                  #37

                                                                                                                                                  Denis B.
                                                                                                                                                  ICQ 342-587-607
                                                                                                                                                  denis AT detamed.com

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                                                                                                                                                    • brand0n
                                                                                                                                                      been very busy
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 26983
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      man, o man.

                                                                                                                                                      i own weed.com

                                                                                                                                                      you should see some of the fuckin amazing emails i get.
                                                                                                                                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                                                                                        • andrej_NDC
                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 7760
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Gunni
                                                                                                                                                          Just got this one

                                                                                                                                                          " Question: how to see free viado in anternet/?"
                                                                                                                                                          LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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                                                                                                                                                            • Mefo
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 6169
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              surfer emails are always fucking great

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