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  • iwantchixx
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    • Oct 2002
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    Family of FAGGOT fans fly the flag

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

    A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.

    The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

    The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

    The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.

    They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.

    "The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

    Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

    "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

    The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.

    The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.
  • Gheenz
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    • Oct 2003
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    #2
    Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

    "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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    • iwantchixx
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      • Oct 2002
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      #3
      Originally posted by NickHimself

      I'm bending over in stitches here laughing so hard.

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      • tony299
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        • Aug 2002
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        #4
        its too funny

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        • Gheenz
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          • Oct 2003
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          #5
          I feel juvenile, but I can't quit reading this!!!

          I'm dying here
          Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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          • Mr. Mojo Risin
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            • Jul 2003
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            #6

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            • iwantchixx
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              • Oct 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by NickHimself
              I feel juvenile, but I can't quit reading this!!!

              I'm dying here
              I had to print it and bring it up to my GF in bed and make her read it. She laughed good I can't stop laughing. I guess I am overtired.

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              • stevecore
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                • May 2003
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                #8
                This gets nominated for the most "tasteless" thread of the week.

                Cause I certainly ain't tasting no faggot.

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                • Gheenz
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                  • Oct 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stevecore
                  This gets nominated for the most "tasteless" thread of the week.

                  Cause I certainly ain't tasting no faggot.
                  Why not? Faggots are a great belly warmer and are full of flavor.
                  Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                  • reynold
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                    • Oct 2002
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                    #10
                    here's ever dependable mr google defining faggot

                    Faggot is a very old word in English, deriving through the French fagot from the Latin facus, meaning a bundle.

                    A faggot is a bundle of sticks or branches, usually bound together. It is most commonly used in reference to wood intended for use as firewood.
                    In metallurgy, faggot refers to a bundle of iron pieces destined to be worked into bars by hammering or rolling at a high enough temperature to fuse them together.
                    A faggot is a type of food eaten mainly in the United Kingdom
                    Faggot is a slang term used (usually perjoratively) to refer to gay men
                    A faggot is an archaic unit of measurement

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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by reynold
                      A faggot is a type of food
                      Could the definition BE any more vague?
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                      • reynold
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        Could the definition BE any more vague?
                        Faggot is a ball of meat mixed with bread and herbs, which is fried or cooked in sauce usually served in UK

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                        • reynold
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                          • Oct 2002
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                          #13
                          hey cdsmith you gotta thank me... i searched that esp for you damn!!!

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                          • hova
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                            #14
                            damn thats funny
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                            • escorpio
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              mmmmmmmmmmm
                              British cuisine
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                              • volante
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                                • Mar 2002
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                                #16
                                You know all the crappy bits of pig meat that aren't legally allowed to be used to make sausages?

                                That's what faggots are made of. They are then cooked in a slightly spicy sauce to disguise the taste...

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                                • escorpio
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 23485

                                  #17
                                  heh,heh
                                  you said "pork faggots"
                                  heh,heh
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                                  • chodadog
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                                    • Apr 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by escorpio
                                    British cuisine
                                    British Cuisine.. more commonly known as "boiled meat"

                                    26 + 6 = 1

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                                    • strobi
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                                      #19
                                      faggots!

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                                      • Khun
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                                        #20
                                        The look on the kid's face is priceless! He knows he's fucked for life now!
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                                        • iwantchixx
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Khun
                                          The look on the kid's face is priceless! He knows he's fucked for life now!

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                                          • retrograde
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by reynold
                                            Faggot is a ball of meat mixed with bread and herbs, which is fried or cooked in sauce usually served in UK
                                            Ohhh... I'm hungry now! What kind of meats are they made with? Just pork and beef?

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                                            • Dildozer
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                              heh,heh
                                              you said "pork faggots"
                                              heh,heh
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                                              • Dildozer
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                                                #24
                                                "The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas"
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                                                • iwantchixx
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                  "The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas"

                                                  that's so wrong on so many levels!

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                                                  • Sagitta
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                                                    • Jun 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Synonymous of faggot: fag, fairy, nance, pansy, queen, queer, poof, poove, pouf!
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                      hey cdsmith you gotta thank me... i searched that esp for you damn!!!
                                                      I knew what they were already, but on behalf of all those who didn't, ...... thank you.
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                                                      • kimzar
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                                                        #28

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                                                        • Aquarius
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                                                          #29

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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            #30
                                                            Posted on the side of a double-decker bus in London.....

                                                            "Eat more faggots"
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                                                            • Tera
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                                                              #31
                                                              The Doody Family???

                                                              Is this serious, I could barely make it past that part.


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                                                              • TaDoW
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                                                                #32
                                                                ROFLMAO
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                                                                • fr8
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  The Faggot Family

                                                                  Wonder how much they got for doing that.
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                                                                  • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    goddamn cannibals need to be stopped!! if san fransisco gets a whiff of this article these people are done for.

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                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      even I had to giggle the first time I saw them in the freezer department in the supermarkets over here.

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                                                                      • iwantchixx
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Tera
                                                                        The Doody Family???

                                                                        Is this serious, I could barely make it past that part.

                                                                        As serious as faggots in the supermarket.

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                                                                        • fusionx
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          http://www.brewinbooks.com/Birmingha...faggottext.htm

                                                                          "The Good Faggot Guide is an essential manual for any Gastronaut. It is a light-hearted trip down Memory Lane for all Black Country folks. It investigates faggot history, profiles the Faggot Pioneers and provides a Directory of the present day Faggoteers, An indispensable read for those long cold winter nights.

                                                                          Ghislaine Povey spent much of her childhood in the region when she developed a fascination for local food. She is Senior Lecturer in Hospitality and Tourism Management at the University of Wolverhampton and currently writes a Local Food feature for the Express & Star.

                                                                          Richard James aka Grorty Dick is a present day Faggot Pioneer. He is a local entrepreneur and consultant in Black Country Tourism Marketing."

                                                                          Faggot Pioneers!

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                                                                          • iwantchixx
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            " It is a light-hearted trip down Memory Lane for all Black Country folks. It investigates faggot history"


                                                                            oh my oh my. How many black foggot lovers in here?

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                                                                            • Gunni
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Hehehe, that is funny in a childish way!

                                                                              But don't diss british cusine, a good meet pie, with mashed potatoes and HP sauce + a Pint of Lager + football = pure heaven!

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                                                                              • Jace
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                                                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                Posted on the side of a double-decker bus in London.....

                                                                                "Eat more faggots"
                                                                                ROFL

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                                                                                • iwantchixx
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 12860

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by fr8
                                                                                  The Faggot Family

                                                                                  Wonder how much they got for doing that.
                                                                                  A lifetime of bullying for the children.

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