Where Is Ibills Merchant Account?

THE TWELVE STEPS of an admitted U.S. Merchant Account Addict (Ibill)... after 6 month of trying. The following must be told! ....

1. We admitted we were powerless over obtaining a merchant account - that our business had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (greed) could restore us to sanity, but failed.

3. Made a decision to turn our business and our customers? lives over to the care of God (Visa) as we understood Him and he
smite us down.

4. Made a searching and fearless immoral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to Visa-God, you own us ourselves, and asked "why did PayComm get a U.S merchant account, yet you deny your beloved child Ibill the same right." Why father, why have you forsaken me.

6. Were entirely ready to have Visa-God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Visa-God (Him) to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, but ran out of paper and drive space. So said fuck it!

9. Made direct amends to such people, too many to list wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly denied it.

11. Sought though prayer to Visa-God and meditation Peter North (one of the immortal WoodsMen) to improve our conscious contact with Visa-God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics and to practice
these principles in all our affairs.