a friend of mine is inlisted and hates it, any tricks, scams that he can run to get out ?
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say ur gay -
Do drugs... few days in the brig and out you go...
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Get caught sucking dick.Originally posted by A CComment
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pretend to be a gay
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I think he already did. Why else would you sign up for the Marines while we are at war?Originally posted by spunkyComment
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realize you are color blind.
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we are thinking more like ibreak his leg so he gets paid forever ;x
leg and shoulder maybe
i dont think saying gay works anymore
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Tell him to start wearing dresses and pantyhose...
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since his stupid ass is already in, he should just try to ride out his tour. one thing you don't want is a dishonorable discharge from the armed services.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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Originally posted by A C
Great to see you are planning on ripping off american tax payers.Comment
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yes you can do this but you got's 2 prove it also.Originally posted by cosis
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Shoot him in the legOriginally posted by A CComment
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Kiss the drill instructorAKA - ClubsexyComment
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Lots of Marines get out by going to Iraq and getting killed by roadside bombs and snipers, or even hit by "friendly" fire, like Pat Tillman.
It wasn't always fun, but I did six years in the USN.
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Smoke pot, i have several friends who've been kicked out for that...Comment
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ask ThekingComment
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Actually, I recall hearing that some Marines have been kicked out for appearing in porn movies (General Discharge I believe, not Dishonorable Discharge).
Fun way to go - you can help your friend and he can help you.
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put lots of gay videos in your lockeroom andOriginally posted by jimmyf
stay long when you take showers with fellow cadets
that will do the trick
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Originally posted by aicoTell him to start wearing dresses and pantyhose...
lol... awesome. That never worked very well for klinger though.I like ducks.Comment
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Get caught stealing. That's what an ex friend of mine did to get out of the marines.i buy massive xxx dating traffic.Comment
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Have him take a dick, its a surefire way.Comment
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True.Originally posted by smack
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my friend was a bomb specialist and he needed to get permission before doing any tests on the bombs but he hated the service so he intentionally set of 2 bombs without permission to get dischargedComment
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I spent four years in the Marines, and at the time I hated it. Instead, I bit my tongue, kept my mouth, and just did the best I could.
Once I got out I quickly discovered it was a huge mistake. You didn't know it at the time, but it was fun. Blowing shit up and playing war games is a lot more fun than flipping fucking burgers. The money sucked but it surely wasn't much better making $3.50 an hour and having to pay rent an no health benefits.
I kept in a touch with a lot of my Marine buddies, and most of them are about set to retire. Sweet.
How to get out? There is no sure fire method. One guy in my unit attempted to run down his comanding officer with am AMTRAC. He missed, thankfully, but ended up in a rubber room in the brig (I'm not kidding!). One guy intentionally smashed his foot with a slegehammer; He was sent to the hospital and returned to duty.
Tell your friend to be careful. Chances are it's alredy well known in his unit that he's not happy in the service, and they'll know what he's up to. And the last thing he wants on his record is a bad conduct discharge.Herschel Savage
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Tell him to start haning out with Lyndie Endland.i buy massive xxx dating traffic.Comment
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act a fool
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Tell him to be a man and fulfill his obligation. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him sign up. He wont have any respect for himself if he pussies out, and neither will anybody else.Comment
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i knew a guy who did this
you go to the shrink and tell them that you are going to kill yourself if you stay there 1 more day.
hell get an anything but honorable dischargewant to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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Be a man, and complete his contract!Comment
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sir, osama bin laden, sirComment
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pee in bed a few times in the night and say your gay.....im sure they will let him go
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wont he get thrown out if he goes AWOL?
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You can't say you are gay, they are wise to that trick. You have to fake being a sleepwalker and suck the cock then
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Originally posted by ebus_dk
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A guy I went to school with enlisted and wanted out. Typical pretty boy, daddy was a doctor. This was back during Desert Storm and he didn't want to be sent over so he "accidentally" cut off the tip of his pinky finger. He was discharged, but he got ridiculed pretty hard as being a pussy.Comment
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Pinkiless pussy - Iraq... tough callOriginally posted by The Other Sweetie
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shoot himself in the pelvisComment
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Go to the base Chaplin and explain the service is making you want to kill people and you might not be able to control it down the road. Depending on the acting job, he'll probably get a General or even Medical Discharge (if he gets referred to a shrink)
imho though, hes a puss for signing up to the military and trying to scam out.Comment
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[QUOTE=dvd316]Go to the base Chaplin and explain the service is making you want to kill people QUOTE]
Sounds like a good way to get sent to Iraq...
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I had a friend in the Marines during the first desert skermish. A guy in unit or whatever it's called shot some sort of missle at a camel and blew it up. The US had him gone that day, I guess they take their camels very seriously there. He didnt get in any trouble and they discharged him with a general under honorable conditions. Sane people only kill other people, crazy people kill animals....Comment
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Originally posted by A C
he should have quit in boot camp
now that he earned himself the right to wear that uniform and the title "U.S. Marine", he should represent himself as such until his enlistment is up
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Not always, that's for sure. I've seen people go AWOL (In the Marines it's called UA), come back, serve time in the brig, and have their enlistment increased to cover the time they were away.Originally posted by juve20
Keep in mind that anything less than an honorable discharge can affect future employement. While it won't stop him from working in Wendys, it will affect him when it's older. When I applied for a job at a local phone company, myself and a Marine buddy of mine had to include our discharge paperwork. My buddy was denied because he had a BCD discharge. Turns out working on the phone company may have included the need for security government clearance, and you cant' get that with a bad discharge.Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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