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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    They wouldn't let us play Monopoly

    Me and one of my friends did our 2 or 3 times a week trip to Canada for a night of gambling and strip club attending, and everytime we go we dress up weird and bring weird shit into the club. So this time we brought a bunch of bungee cords (don't ask why), a flashlight, hats, a Candyland board and Monopoly. We sat down and a few of the strippers came over to see why we had boardgames, and we were about to start playing Monopoly, and the manager came over and told us that we weren't allowed to play board games in the strip club. And I also couldn't shine my flashlight at the girls vaginas. In the end, everyone got a good laugh and fun was had by all. End of story.
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    • NakedBo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 1614
      #2
      You are weird

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by NakedBo
          You are weird
          HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers.

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            • NakedBo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 1614
              #4
              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
              HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers.

              Yeah I bet. Will you make me some toast in Miami too? I won't strip for it though

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872
                  #5
                  Originally posted by NakedBo
                  Yeah I bet. Will you make me some toast in Miami too? I won't strip for it though
                  Of course.

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                    • SykkBoy2
                      Jesus loves bacon
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 19969
                      #6
                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                      HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers.
                      sometimes I wonder if you and I aren't long lost brothers....
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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                          sometimes I wonder if you and I aren't long lost brothers....
                          It's definately possible. If you're going to be in Miami, we can have a toast-off.

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                            • kimzar
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1874
                              #8
                              funny

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                                • Firehorse
                                  Desire it and have it!!!
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 30767
                                  #9
                                  LMAO always be original!
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                                    • hova
                                      Traffillionaire
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 22430
                                      #10
                                      nice story!
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                                        • BMI Lace
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 16116
                                          #11
                                          rotfl. I don't know what I'd do if I walked into a strip club and saw two guys playing monopoly.

                                          If it was two guys plus a few strippers, all is well then.
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                                            • Sosa
                                              In Tushy Land
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 40149
                                              #12
                                              lol funny shit.

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                                                • Slick
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 7338
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                  the manager came over and told us that we weren't allowed to play board games in the strip club.
                                                  I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.

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                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 19969
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                      It's definately possible. If you're going to be in Miami, we can have a toast-off.
                                                      the due date of the baby is too close to the show, so I'll be missing it, so maybe InterNext in Vegas?
                                                      I love to mess with strippers minds as well...I've never tried the board game thing though, will have to borrow that idea...and I really want to go to a strip club dressed in a clown outfit...
                                                      Last edited by SykkBoy; 07-26-2004, 12:21 PM.
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                                                        • Nylz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 8285
                                                          #15
                                                          omg lol, that's awesome..

                                                          reminds me of things I did in the past, and things I still want to do in the future
                                                          No sig.

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                                                            • buddyjuf
                                                              #16
                                                              you fucking rock dude

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                                                                • Manowar
                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528
                                                                  #17
                                                                  great one

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                                                                    • EviLGuY
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 12745
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Slick
                                                                      I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.
                                                                      Yeah most strippers I have known.. seem to be the definition of attention whores.

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                                                                        • beemk
                                                                          CLICK HERE
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 20829
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Slick
                                                                          I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.
                                                                          who cares, they're strippers.
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                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 22872
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                              the due date of the baby is too close to the show, so I'll be missing it, so maybe InterNext in Vegas?
                                                                              I love to mess with strippers minds as well...I've never tried the board game thing though, will have to borrow that idea...and I really want to go to a strip club dressed in a clown outfit...
                                                                              For sure. I want to go in in a gorilla costume and pull a banana out of my pants. I also tried brining in an air horn one time, they take those away at the door too.

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                                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 19969
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                                  For sure. I want to go in in a gorilla costume and pull a banana out of my pants. I also tried brining in an air horn one time, they take those away at the door too.
                                                                                  ok, next show, let's hit the OG or Tally Ho (sorry, I'm just not a Cheetah's fan) in various costumes (clown, gorilla, cowboy, pirate, etc.) and we'll claim we're in town for a costumer's convention or actors in a low budget movie or something...heheh
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                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                      ok, next show, let's hit the OG or Tally Ho (sorry, I'm just not a Cheetah's fan) in various costumes (clown, gorilla, cowboy, pirate, etc.) and we'll claim we're in town for a costumer's convention or actors in a low budget movie or something...heheh
                                                                                      HAHA, awesome. We should also hit up a Salvation Army or Goodwill, that's where we can buy cheap appliances to take with us. This is a great idea.

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