There once was a man name of Cass...who coated his testes with brass...when they jangled together...in wet stormy weather...lightning shot outta his ass
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You think the average GFYer is gunna know what a limmerick is? -
Okay, fine, here's the ancient one that almost everyone already knows.
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c.unt I would fuck it."
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There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She yelled "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"Comment
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Originally posted by MattO
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She yelled "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
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No. But they will have the time to figure it out and make up a whole bunch of them.Originally posted by Headless
You think the average GFYer is gunna know what a limmerick is?
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There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she was minus a tit..and she stunk like shit
but think of the money he'd save
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Originally posted by Rexk
There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she was minus a tit..and she stunk like shit
but think of the money he'd save
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There once was a man name of Herm
who was blessed with a geyser-like worm
though its size wasnt much...its volume was such
that his lovers did backstroke in sperm
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There once was a man from Peru,
Who fell asleep in a canoe,
While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis,
and woke up with a big ball of goo.LOVERCASH.COM
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There once was a guy named RexK
It seems he had nothing to say.
So he started a thread
With limericks instead
And the rest of us all ran away.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Oh wait, that wasn't dirty:
There once was a guy named RexK
Who needed sex in a bad way
He fucked a tree stump
A camel he humped
Three dogs, and a cat, and a gay.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Dagwolf did not really think
when he decided to suck off a twink
he sucked and he slurped..then loudly burped
at the same time he was stroking his dink
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Originally posted by MattO
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She yelled "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!Comment
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