I've never really killed anyone before. I mean I've dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face. I don't know what the big deal is, I really don't.
I've never really killed anyone before. I mean I've dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face. I don't know what the big deal is, I really don't.
Broken Arrow
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Try this one:
"Too bad she won't live . ....... but then again, who does?"
"Too bad she won't live . ....... but then again, who does?"
Blade Runner
"There is an idea of a ____ ________. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there."
"There is an idea of a ____ ________. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there."
Easy..........AS...........American Psycho
Good one.
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"So . .......what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks....?"
and
Woman 1: How much for this dress?
Friend of Main Character: God, I can't believe you're selling that.
Main Character: That's $500.
Woman 1: What?
Main Character: 500.
Woman 1: You're crazy. It should be like $2.
Main Character: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity.
Woman 1: Why do I care?
Main Character: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway.
Woman 1: God. Fuck you.
Originally posted by Strife
"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! "
guy 1: You're Sicilian, huh?
guy 2: Yeah, Sicilian.
guy 1:Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by hahahahahahas.
guy 2: Come again?
guy 1: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are hahahahahahas.
guy 2: Yes...
guy 1: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that hahahahahaha gene. Now this...
[guy 2 busts out laughing]
guy 1: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
guy 2: [Laughing] I love this guy.
guy 1: Your ancestors are hahahahahahas. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
guy 1: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a hahahahahaha, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-hahahahahaha kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
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hehe ill be impressed with anyone who gets that without looking it up
AC
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Originally posted by Zerof8 guy 1: You're Sicilian, huh?
guy 2: Yeah, Sicilian.
guy 1:Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by hahahahahahas.
guy 2: Come again?
guy 1: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are hahahahahahas.
guy 2: Yes...
guy 1: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that hahahahahaha gene. Now this...
[guy 2 busts out laughing]
guy 1: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
guy 2: [Laughing] I love this guy.
guy 1: Your ancestors are hahahahahahas. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
guy 1: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a hahahahahaha, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-hahahahahaha kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
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